This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, February 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Jay is devastated when the day of their anniversary arrives and Michael decides to play golf rather than spend time with her. (S2 Ep 29) 
08:20My Wife and Kids US comedy. The Kyles leave for their family holiday in Hawaii, but Michael decides to take them on a tour round the US before they catch their flight. (S3 Ep 1) 
08:45My Wife and Kids Comedy about a family with a house-husband. On a night out, Michael and Jay find temptation hard to resist. (S3 Ep 2) 
09:05Two and a Half Men US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. (S6 Ep 14) 
09:40Two and a Half Men US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. (S6 Ep 15) 
10:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. (S6 Ep 16) 
10:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. (S6 Ep 17) 
11:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. (S6 Ep 18) 
11:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. (S6 Ep 20) 
12:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. (S6 Ep 21) 
12:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. (S6 Ep 22) 
12:55Thunderbirds Film Action adventure tale starring Bill Paxton and Ben Kingsley. International Rescue's Tracy brothers face a new threat when they are lured away from their base. (2004) 
13:55Access Entertainment round up. 
14:00Thunderbirds Film Action adventure tale starring Bill Paxton and Ben Kingsley. International Rescue's Tracy brothers face a new threat when they are lured away from their base. (2004) 
14:45Beethoven's 2nd Film Family comedy sequel starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. St Bernard dog Beethoven discovers love as he turns his attention to Missy and soon four puppies arrive. (1993) 
15:45Access Entertainment round up. 
15:50Beethoven's 2nd Film Family comedy sequel starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt. St Bernard dog Beethoven discovers love as he turns his attention to Missy and soon four puppies arrive. (1993) 
16:30Cutthroat Island Film Swashbuckling adventure starring Geena Davis and Matthew Modine. The feisty daughter of a dying buccaneer embarks on a hunt for a legendary hoard of treasure. (1995) 
17:30Access Entertainment round up. 
17:35Cutthroat Island Film Swashbuckling adventure starring Geena Davis and Matthew Modine. The feisty daughter of a dying buccaneer embarks on a hunt for a legendary hoard of treasure. (1995) 
19:00Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
20:05Access Entertainment round up. 
20:10Jackie Chan's Forbidden Kingdom Film Action adventure. Legends Jet Li and Jackie Chan meet in battle for the first time in this fantasy in which a kung-fu obsessed American teenager goes on a magical journey to ancient China. (2008) 
21:00Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Spy spoof sequel starring Mike Myers and Beyoncé Knowles. Powers travels back in time to 1975 in order to halt the nefarious plans of Dr Evil and the villain Goldmember. (2002) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10Austin Powers In Goldmember Film Spy spoof sequel starring Mike Myers and Beyoncé Knowles. Powers travels back in time to 1975 in order to halt the nefarious plans of Dr Evil and the villain Goldmember. (2002) 
22:55Dinner For Schmucks Film Comedy starring Steve Carell and Paul Rudd. A rising executive tries to find an eccentric to take to his boss's party in a bid to impress the management. (2010) 
00:00Access Entertainment round up. 
00:05Dinner For Schmucks Film Comedy starring Steve Carell and Paul Rudd. A rising executive tries to find an eccentric to take to his boss's party in a bid to impress the management. (2010) 
01:158 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Everyone in the family has plans for Valentine's Day - some more romantic than others. Bridget is attracted to someone unlikely. (S2 Ep 13) 
01:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. After accidentally setting fire to CJ's van, Jim has to share his basement room with his now homeless nephew. (S2 Ep 14) 
02:108 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget is confused about her feelings for Jeremy when her ex-boyfriend returns. Jim falls for a member of the PTA. (S2 Ep 15) 
02:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The family therapist encourages Cate to pursue her dream of becoming a singer. Bridget infuriates Kerry by dyeing her hair blonde. (S2 Ep 16) 
03:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. (S6 Ep 22) 
03:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. (S6 Ep 23) 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.