This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, March 28 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:10Two and a Half Men US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. (S6 Ep 14) 
08:35Two and a Half Men US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. (S6 Ep 15) 
08:55Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. (S6 Ep 16) 
09:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. (S6 Ep 17) 
09:50Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. (S6 Ep 18) 
10:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. (S6 Ep 20) 
10:45Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. (S6 Ep 21) 
11:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. (S6 Ep 22) 
11:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. (S6 Ep 23) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. (S7 Ep 1) 
12:35Grounded Film Festive children's adventure starring Dyllan Christopher and Lewis Black. A group of unaccompanied kids wreak havoc at a snowed-in airport terminal after their flights are cancelled. (2006) 
13:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:40Grounded Film Festive children's adventure starring Dyllan Christopher and Lewis Black. A group of unaccompanied kids wreak havoc at a snowed-in airport terminal after their flights are cancelled. (2006) 
14:25Cats and Dogs Film Action-packed comedy starring Elizabeth Perkins and Jeff Goldblum. A top-secret, hi-tech war is being waged between cats and dogs under the noses of their unsuspecting owners. (2001) 
15:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:30Cats and Dogs Film Action-packed comedy starring Elizabeth Perkins and Jeff Goldblum. A top-secret, hi-tech war is being waged between cats and dogs under the noses of their unsuspecting owners. (2001) 
16:15New Year's Eve Film Romantic comedy starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Zac Efron. The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (2011) 
17:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:20New Year's Eve Film Romantic comedy starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Zac Efron. The lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve. (2011) 
18:40The Day After Tomorrow Film Sci-fi drama starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist tries to save the world from an immediate threat of global warming. 
19:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:45The Day After Tomorrow Film Sci-fi drama starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist tries to save the world from an immediate threat of global warming. 
21:00Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Film Renee Zellwegger returns as Bridget Jones. Bridget gets uncomfortable in her relationship with Mark (Colin Firth) after learning that he is averse to change. (2004) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Film Renee Zellwegger returns as Bridget Jones. Bridget gets uncomfortable in her relationship with Mark (Colin Firth) after learning that he is averse to change. (2004) 
23:05Interview With the Vampire Film Gothic horror story about a 200-year-old vampire who, in modern-day San Francisco, decides to tell his life story to an increasingly beguiled tabloid journalist. 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Interview With the Vampire Film Gothic horror story about a 200-year-old vampire who, in modern-day San Francisco, decides to tell his life story to an increasingly beguiled tabloid journalist. 
03:40The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Revealing the real nightmare neighbours next door, and uncovering the fights over the fences. Cases include a family of 13, as well as their two huskies, and some unruly fuscia bushes. (S6 Ep 5) 
03:35Age Gap Love Documentary catching up with five couples previously profiled to see if their age-gap matches were really made in heaven. 
04:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. (S6 Ep 2) 
04:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment.