This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, January 17 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Dick and Sally create an immensely popular magic act. (S6 Ep 10) 
08:253rd Rock From The Sun After visiting a psychic, Dick decides to choose Mary's next mate so she won't be lonely when he leaves Earth. (S6 Ep 11) 
08:453rd Rock From The Sun Madcap sitcom. Four aliens take on human form in order to study Earth. Sally gets a job as a TV weathergirl, but Dick worries that her predictions are too accurate. (S6 Ep 12) 
09:10Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. While visiting Stan in prison, Grace meets a guy and they start to date. Karen is afraid of visiting Stan. (S4 Ep 14) 
09:40Will & Grace US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Grace is invited to her ex-fiance Danny's wedding. Elliot's mother forbids Jack to see her son. (S4 Ep 15) 
10:10Last Man Standing US comedy. Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. (S4 Ep 8) 
10:40Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike realises Vanessa has given away his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go on a mission to track down some of the old-school bulbs. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. (S6 Ep 1) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. (S6 Ep 2) 
12:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door More cases of neighbours not seeing eye to eye. Manny and Sianna end up in a row with neighbours Gail and Gordon, and a broken fence post ends up being used as a weapon. (S6 Ep 4) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Stories of people on the sharp end of bad debt. This episode features an eviction in a brothel, a lockdown in a takeaway and a tricky tenant who has cost a landlord a fortune. (S3 Ep 6) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmore face a terrible moral dilemma when they find a critically ill toddler at a home they are expected to repossess. (S3 Ep 8) 
15:00Neighbours Will Bea agree to Finn's suggestion? David and Aaron send Elly off to yoga class for the day to relax and organise a photo-shoot for Aster. Chloe catches Hendrix red-handed. 
15:30Home and Away Justin is feeling the strain of life without Tori. Marilyn struggles to describe her loneliness and anxiety. As Ben's work anxieties peak, he decides to resume his medication. 
16:00House Kids A meningitis scare sweeps the hospital, leading House to turn his attentions to a single patient: a 12 year old whose symptoms are similar to the disease. (19/22) 
17:00House Love Hurts When House apparently scares a meek clinic patient into having a stroke, his team faces a number of obstacles as they try to stop the strokes and save his life. (20/22) 
18:00Neighbours Will Bea agree to Finn's suggestion? David and Aaron send Elly off to yoga class for the day to relax and organise a photo-shoot for Aster. Chloe catches Hendrix red-handed. 
18:30Home and Away Ben reopens the board shop, but stresses when business is slow. Robbo is struggling with parenthood but reluctant to admit he needs help. Leah finds a way to lift Justin's spirits. 
19:00Eaten By An Escalator: When... ...Machines Bite Back. Documentary revealing the chaos caused when these monster machines go wrong. Leslie and John were thrown off an escalator whose brakes had failed. 
19:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
20:00The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Docuseries exploring cases of feuding neighbours around the UK. (S7 Ep 2) 
21:00The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05The Expendables 3 Film Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) 
23:35Impact Wrestling Full-on professional wrestling action. 
01:35Sex Pod Entertaining series that answers young people's questions about sex. April asks about sex on the first date, and Mark worries that sleeping around will stop him finding love. (S1 Ep 8) 
02:35Empire US musical drama. Cookie and Lucious find that financial obligations are getting in the way of their personal life. Tiana and Hakeem reach a crossroads. (S5 Ep 8) 
03:25Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie attends one of Jake's soccer games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas. 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
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