This week's UK TV & radio

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08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about aliens living on Earth. Tommy and Alissa's big night is threatened by the the Big Giant Head's determination to share the party spirit. (S4 Ep 24) 
08:258 Simple Rules Torn Between Two Lovers CJ is in the (un)enviable position of having to choose between two dates on Valentine's Day. Which date will the lucky lothario pick? (S3 Ep 19) 
08:458 Simple Rules CJ's Real Dad CJ is delighted when he meets his biological father for the first time. But Jim can't help but question the motives for his sudden reappearance. (S3 Ep 20) 
09:10My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife. Michael's competitive side comes out when Kady enlists his help in the school candy drive. (S4 Ep 15) 
09:40My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife and three kids. Jr restores his prized car but he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it. (S4 Ep 16) 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Kate's tenants are suing her for trying to evict them. After a health scare, Tim wants to sell his property, but his tenant refuses to leave. (S2 Ep 10) 
11:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Claire and Simon have found their home occupied by a complete stranger, and Hamza has been locked out of his own house after doing a favour for a friend. (S2 Ep 11) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The enforcement agents encounter death threats, an actor down on his luck, a hotel in crisis and a family who tell a very different story to their landlord. (S4 Ep 11) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The agents battle anger and emotion when a debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down, and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum's funeral. (S4 Ep 12) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Britain's best-loved High Court Enforcement Agents tackle angry squatters, distraught debtors and bitter personal disputes. (S4 Ep 21) 
15:00Neighbours Naomi is delighted to see her old flame Pierce again, but not that he's married to her new boss. Mackenzie celebrates her 18th birthday. Ned has something to tell Shane. 
15:30Home and Away Colby takes Bella to a specialist recovery centre. Nikau blames himself for Bella's breakdown. John and Gemma bond over their shared struggle to support their sons. 
16:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Claire and Simon have found their home occupied by a complete stranger, and Hamza has been locked out of his own house after doing a favour for a friend. (S2 Ep 11) 
17:00It's Your Fault I'm Fat Reality series following teenagers and their families as they work together to shift the pounds. Since moving to the UK, Kaspars has been tempted by easy access to takeaways. (S2 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Naomi is delighted to see her old flame Pierce again, but not that he's married to her new boss. Mackenzie celebrates her 18th birthday. Ned has something to tell Shane. 
18:30Home and Away Nikau and Ari are at loggerheads, but John steps in to help the troubled family. Ari tells his brother Tane to stay away. Colby is unhappy but gets some good advice from Willow. 
19:00Now That's Funny Family-friendly comedy clip show. Including some girls who just want to have fun, a series of failed celebrations, and how to survive an attack from a T-Rex! (S2 Ep 6) 
20:00Filthy Family Swap Two families whose homes are mired in mess trade places - and mops - in this observational documentary. Can each recognise filth in the other's abysmal abode? 
21:00Noisy Neighbour Next Door Documentary following the people restoring quiet to Britain's houses. In Pembrokeshire, Dave plays mediator between a woman and her DIY-obsessed neighbour. (S1 Ep 2) 
22:00Inside McDonalds: The 300... ...Billion Dollar Burger. Entertaining documentary revealing the history of the fast food franchise, from its humble beginnings in 1948 to its world-conquering profile today. 
23:00Secrets of The Mega Resort Documentary about Baha Mar, a luxury holiday complex in the Bahamas. Up to 7,000 people can be accommodated at any one time, all experiencing five-star treatment. 
00:30The Gypsies Next Door Series about Gypsies fighting to keep their traditions alive, and residents fighting to ban Travellers' encampments. Arthur has had enough of travellers' mess, and seeks answers. (S1 Ep 1) 
01:30Busted in Bangkok Docuseries about Thailand's Tourist Police. A drunk Brit starts a fight over a restaurant bill. Three men say they are victims of a ladyboy pickpocket, for the second time. (S1 Ep 1) 
02:30Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. Grace decides on a traditional wedding after realising that she loves Leo, while Will is becoming more upset at losing his friend. (S5 Ep 9) 
02:55Will & Grace Award-winning US sitcom. After Karen is booted out of the Palace Hotel, Will agrees to let her move in with him, while Jack is in fear of the Gay Mafia. (S5 Ep 10) 
03:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. 
03:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. 
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