This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Thursday, February 27 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom. Sally unwittingly enters a gay bar looking for change for the parking meter and meets a hunk called Glen who thinks she's a drag queen. (S2 Ep 8) 
08:20House Medical drama about an anti-social doctor. A college student is brought in after she collapses spitting blood. Foreman hands in his resignation (22/24). 
09:05House Medical drama about an anti-social doctor. House encounters Nate, a teenage chess player who is overcome with violent rage and pounding headaches (23/24). 
10:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. After moving abroad for work, a landlord discovers that his tenants have left him over 20,000 pounds behind with his mortgage. (S2 Ep 5) 
11:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Landlords fall foul of two young tenants who are using their rental property as a film set. But the tenants have stopped paying the rent and won't leave. (S1 Ep 1) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor's mother gets involved and tempers start to fray when the agents chase over 2,000 owed for unpaid parking fines. 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours Finn is pushed to breaking point. Lucy is surprised to see an old flame back in town. Is Gary over invested in Harlow? 
15:30Home and Away Ziggy is chatted up at the pit crew party, but how far will she go to try to forget Dean? Ryder catches Jade stealing again. Mac can't make Colby see that Bella is playing him. 
16:00House You Don't Want to Know House treats a magician who suffered a heart attack, but the maverick medic thinks the illusionist is faking it to cover up his own incompetence. (8/16) 
17:00House Games Under pressure from Cuddy to choose his team, House challenges his candidates to diagnose what is wrong with a washed-up punk rocker with a drug problem. (9/16) 
18:00Neighbours Finn is pushed to breaking point. Lucy is surprised to see an old flame back in town. Is Gary over invested in Harlow? 
18:30Home and Away Robbo clocks Bella's game, but can he convince Colby? Jade is arrested, but turns the tables on Ryder. Leah's disappearance affects Alf. Robbo receives a grim package in the mail. 
19:00Who Needs A Man When You've... ...Got A Spray Tan: Single Mum & Proud. Observational series. Knowsley in Liverpool is the single mum capital of England. Beauty vlogger Danielle faces an impossible decision over botox. (S1 Ep 1) 
20:00The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Film High school student Bella is haunted by the revengeful vampire Victoria. Amid this, she is coerced to deal with her graduation and a crucial choice between love and friendship. 
21:00Access Entertainment round-up. 
21:05The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Film High school student Bella is haunted by the revengeful vampire Victoria. Amid this, she is coerced to deal with her graduation and a crucial choice between love and friendship. 
22:25Scary Movie 4 Film Spoof comedy starring Anna Faris and Bill Pullman. Three dim-witted youngsters attempt to prevent an imminent alien invasion. (2006) 
23:25Access Entertainment round-up. 
23:30Scary Movie 4 Film Spoof comedy starring Anna Faris and Bill Pullman. Three dim-witted youngsters attempt to prevent an imminent alien invasion. (2006) 
00:00Britain's Poshest Brothel Documentary. Chelsea Cloisters has upwards of 600 apartments, with reportedly more than 100 of them occupied by sex workers. 
01:00Britain's Benefit Blackspots Stories of people getting by on benefits. Shaun is fighting the temptation to fall back into his criminal past and make a better future off the system. (S4 Ep 10) 
02:05Riverdale Teen drama. Archie and Veronica steal away to a lake house with Betty and Jughead. Cheryl stirs things up by letting Jughead know about Archie and Betty's kiss. (S2 Ep 14) 
03:00Riverdale Teen drama. Fred looks set to take Hiram's bait and run for mayor. Clifford Blossom's will throws up a heart-stopping surprise for Cheryl: his twin brother. (S2 Ep 15) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.