This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, April 11 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. (S7 Ep 20) 
08:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. (S8 Ep 1) 
08:55Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. (S8 Ep 2) 
09:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa. (S8 Ep 3) 
09:55Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. (S8 Ep 7) 
10:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. (S8 Ep 8) 
10:45Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. (S8 Ep 9) 
11:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lyndsey an extra special birthday present - but what? (S8 Ep 11) 
11:45Wild Wild West Film Fast and furious comedy western. Two government agents are involved in a desperate race against time to foil a sinister criminal mastermind's plot to assassinate the US president (1999). 
12:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
12:50Wild Wild West Film Fast and furious comedy western. Two government agents are involved in a desperate race against time to foil a sinister criminal mastermind's plot to assassinate the US president (1999). 
13:50Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
14:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:55Jack The Giant Slayer Film Fantasy starring Nicholas Hoult and Ewan McGregor. A farmhand opens up a gateway to a world of hungry giants in this retelling of the beanstalk fairytale. (2013) 
16:0510,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
17:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:1010,000 BC Film Prehistoric adventure starring Steven Strait and Camilla Belle. A young man from a primitive tribe embarks on an adventure across Africa to protect the future of his people. (2008) 
18:10Godzilla Film SFX blockbuster starring Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno. When a trawler is attacked by a giant reptile, a scientist realises that the monster is heading for New York. (1998) 
19:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:15Godzilla Film SFX blockbuster starring Matthew Broderick and Jean Reno. When a trawler is attacked by a giant reptile, a scientist realises that the monster is heading for New York. (1998) 
21:00Notting Hill Film Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. The pressures of fame threaten to ruin the chances of love between an actress and book shop owner. (1999) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Notting Hill Film Romantic comedy starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. The pressures of fame threaten to ruin the chances of love between an actress and book shop owner. (1999) 
23:25Just Friends Film Romantic comedy starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Ten years after getting knocked back by his cheerleader school friend, an LA producer returns to win her over. (2005) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Just Friends Film Romantic comedy starring Ryan Reynolds and Amy Smart. Ten years after getting knocked back by his cheerleader school friend, an LA producer returns to win her over. (2005) 
01:25Thelma and Louise Film Oscar-winning road movie in which two women become fugitives from the law when they take a weekend break that goes wrong. Stars Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis and Brad Pitt. (1991) 
02:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
02:30Thelma and Louise Film Oscar-winning road movie in which two women become fugitives from the law when they take a weekend break that goes wrong. Stars Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis and Brad Pitt. (1991) 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.