This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday

Listings for Fiver on Saturday, July 18 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00H2O e3 Cleaning System Shop. Clean, sanitize, and help deodorize your home using just simple kitchen ingredients and electricity. The H2O e3 supercharges water with the salt you eat to create a multi purpose super cleaner! 
07:30High Street TV Teleshopping Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:103rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about aliens. Tommy, who is older than Dick and tired of being treated like a child, begins a relationship with Dr Mary. (S3 Ep 10) 
08:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
08:55Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (S7 Ep 18) 
09:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. (S7 Ep 19) 
09:50Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. (S7 Ep 20) 
10:20Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. (S8 Ep 1) 
10:45Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. (S8 Ep 2) 
11:15Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa. (S8 Ep 3) 
11:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. (S8 Ep 7) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. (S8 Ep 8) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. (S8 Ep 9) 
13:05Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights Film This is 5STAR 
14:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:10Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights Film This is 5STAR 
14:50Are We Done Yet? Film Comedy sequel starring Ice Cube and Nia Long. A long-suffering father's dream of suburban bliss in his new home is shattered by an eccentric contractor. (2007) 
15:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
16:00Are We Done Yet? Film Comedy sequel starring Ice Cube and Nia Long. A long-suffering father's dream of suburban bliss in his new home is shattered by an eccentric contractor. (2007) 
16:45The Addams Family Film Visually striking comedy starring Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. The ghoulish Gomez and Morticia Addams fear an impostor is masquerading as Gomez's long-lost brother Fester. (1991) 
17:45Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:50The Addams Family Film Visually striking comedy starring Anjelica Huston and Raul Julia. The ghoulish Gomez and Morticia Addams fear an impostor is masquerading as Gomez's long-lost brother Fester. (1991) 
18:50The First Wives Club Satirical comedy starring Goldie Hawn and Bette Midler. Three former college friends decide to take revenge on their successful husbands. (1996) 
19:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:55The First Wives Club Satirical comedy starring Goldie Hawn and Bette Midler. Three former college friends decide to take revenge on their successful husbands. (1996) 
21:00Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Dirty Dancing Film Classic starring Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. A spoiled 17-year-old learns a lot about life from the hotel dance instructor during a family summer holiday. (1987) 
23:05Bachelorette Film This is 5STAR 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Bachelorette Film This is 5STAR 
00:50Pickpockets & Proud Documentary about the pickpockets who make their money by stealing other people's money. (2013) 
01:50Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
02:55Fare Dodgers: At War With The Law Documentary series following Transport for London's frontline enforcement officers. Revenue inspectors Karen and Peter stop dishonest commuters exploiting a transport loophole. (S1 Ep 2) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.