This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, August 8 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:005Star Teleshopping Block 5 - Thane Shop. The H2O HD is the powerful, multi-functional steam system that cleans and helps sanitise your entire home with just one machine using no chemicals, just water! 
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08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:10My Wife and Kids Fourth series of the family role-reversal sitcom. Michael and Jay are shocked at the news their son Junior is going to be a father. (S4 Ep 1) 
08:30My Wife and Kids Family role-reversal sitcom. Michael takes some 'miracle' pills in an attempt to cure his baldness, resulting in some dramatic side-effects. (S4 Ep 2) 
08:55Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. 
09:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man. 
09:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at Jake's birthday party. 
10:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising he might be having a hard time dealing with their divorce. 
10:40Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in jeopardy by Charlie. (S1 Ep 21) 
11:10Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk. (S1 Ep 22) 
11:40Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house. (S1 Ep 23) 
12:10Two and a Half Men Sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. (S1 Ep 24) 
12:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. (S2 Ep 1) 
13:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan decides to put his marriage with Judith behind him, while she dates Jake's paediatrician. (S2 Ep 2) 
13:30Chalet Girl Film Romantic comedy starring Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick. A tomboy struggling to support her father takes a job in a luxury ski resort where she battles to fit in. (2011) 
14:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
14:40Chalet Girl Film Romantic comedy starring Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick. A tomboy struggling to support her father takes a job in a luxury ski resort where she battles to fit in. (2011) 
15:30A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
16:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
16:35A Knight's Tale Film Medieval adventure starring Heath Ledger and Rufus Sewell. A low-born squire replaces his dead employer as a competitor in a jousting competition for the nobility. (2001) 
18:10The House Bunny Film Comedy starring Anna Faris and Colin Hanks. An ex-Playboy Bunny becomes house mother to a sorority of misfits and helps them improve their social status. (2008) 
19:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:30The House Bunny Film Comedy starring Anna Faris and Colin Hanks. An ex-Playboy Bunny becomes house mother to a sorority of misfits and helps them improve their social status. (2008) 
20:0550 First Dates Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. A playboy vet dates a woman whose memory loss is such that she can never remember what happened the day before. (2004) 
21:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
21:1050 First Dates Film Comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. A playboy vet dates a woman whose memory loss is such that she can never remember what happened the day before. (2004) 
22:00Wentworth Prison Graphic drama series set in a Melbourne women's prison. The beginning of a new era: dangerous new prisoners threaten to turn a post-siege Wentworth upside-down. (S7 Ep 11) 
23:05Red Dragon Film Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton. An FBI profiler has to capture a serial killer with the help of his nemesis - the monstrous Dr Hannibal Lecter. (2002) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Red Dragon Film Thriller starring Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton. An FBI profiler has to capture a serial killer with the help of his nemesis - the monstrous Dr Hannibal Lecter. (2002) 
01:40Plastic Surgery Knifemares Cosmetic procedures have risks and if the surgery goes wrong the results can change people's dreams into plastic surgery nightmares. 
02:40Airport 24/7: Thailand Reality series taking a look at life inside Phuket International Airport. The fire brigade must not only must train for fires, but also for aircraft in the sea. (S1 Ep 8) 
03:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7) 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.