This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, February 22 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, worried what Evelyn will make of her. (S3 Ep 16) 
08:20Two and a Half Men American sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17) 
08:45Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18) 
09:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21) 
09:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22) 
10:05Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24) 
10:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1) 
11:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2) 
11:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3) 
11:55Chalet Girl Film Romantic comedy starring Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick. A tomboy struggling to support her father takes a job in a luxury ski resort where she battles to fit in. (2011) 
12:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:00Chalet Girl Film Romantic comedy starring Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick. A tomboy struggling to support her father takes a job in a luxury ski resort where she battles to fit in. (2011) 
13:55The Man in the Iron Mask Film Swashbuckling drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeremy Irons. The retired Three Musketeers hatch a plan to oust cruel French ruler, King Louis XIV, from the throne. (1998) 
14:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:00The Man in the Iron Mask Film Swashbuckling drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeremy Irons. The retired Three Musketeers hatch a plan to oust cruel French ruler, King Louis XIV, from the throne. (1998) 
16:30Maid in Manhattan Film Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Fiennes. Tale about the unlikely relationship between a maid and a high-powered politician at a Manhattan hotel. (2002) 
17:35Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:40Maid in Manhattan Film Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Fiennes. Tale about the unlikely relationship between a maid and a high-powered politician at a Manhattan hotel. (2002) 
18:40Ocean's Eleven Film Slick crime caper starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. When Danny Ocean is released from prison, he rounds up a team of top criminals for a daring Las Vegas heist. (2001) 
19:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:45Ocean's Eleven Film Slick crime caper starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. When Danny Ocean is released from prison, he rounds up a team of top criminals for a daring Las Vegas heist. (2001) 
21:00Hercules Film Fantasy action starring Dwayne Johnson. Hercules has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace tasks him with defeating a tyrannical warlord. (2014) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Hercules Film Fantasy action starring Dwayne Johnson. Hercules has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace tasks him with defeating a tyrannical warlord. (2014) 
22:55Final Destination 2 Film Tongue-in-cheek teen horror starring Ali Larter and Michael Landes. A teenage girl has a premonition about a motorway pile-up and blocks the road in order to save people. (2003) 
23:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:00Final Destination 2 Film Tongue-in-cheek teen horror starring Ali Larter and Michael Landes. A teenage girl has a premonition about a motorway pile-up and blocks the road in order to save people. (2003) 
00:45Bodylicious! From Mormon to glamour model, Allegra Cole is still growing her enormous boobs aged almost 48 by adding saline to her implants at home. (S2, Ep.9) 
01:15My Posh Date Dating show with a twist, as couples from opposite ends of Britain's class divide face friends and families. Gas fitter Jack and trainee barrister Holly go horse riding. 
02:20Ready Meals: Are They A Con? Paul Connolly and Jean Johansson investigate potential swindles. How hospital shops penalise patients by charging over the odds for sandwiches. 
03:20Two and a Half Men American Sitcom. Charlie learns that Kandi has been living with them for three weeks. It turns out he hasn't even noticed some furniture changes. (S3 Ep 19) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
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