This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, May 23 2018

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08:00Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud Clip show featuring stir-crazy hamsters, tortoises with attitude problems, sweary parrots, and much more. (S1 Ep 2) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The girls get together without their moms and Abby to dish all the dirt from behind the scenes. (S6 Ep 1) 
09:10According to Jim US sitcom. Jim feels hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him. (S4 Ep 6) 
09:40According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father. Jim acquiesces to Maggie's wish that the family should be buried together in a family plot, but secretly makes plans for his own burial. (S4 Ep 7) 
10:058 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Bridget uses a video message to break up with Donny. (S2 Ep 3) 
10:408 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate's parents help console their daughter and grandchildren as they struggle with the loss of Paul. (S2 Ep 4) 
11:05Britain's Benefit Blackspots Stories of people getting by on benefits. Shaun is fighting the temptation to fall back into his criminal past and make a better future off the system. (S4 Ep 10) 
12:05Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. Police chase an escaped prisoner down a dual carriageway and the interceptor chopper joins the hunt for an armed robber. (S1 Ep 4) 
13:05Can't Pay Special: Secrets & Lies Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The teams face a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. (S4 Ep 9) 
14:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Matt and Garry face an angry mob at a high-performance car dealer. Gary and Cona's straightforward case turns sensitive when a father's backstory is revealed. (S5 Ep 9) 
15:00Neighbours Paul and Mark discover Leo and Chloe together in the loft at Backpackers. Bea tells Finn about her resentment of Elly. Sheila's head is turned by a gardener named Cassius. 
15:30Home and Away Willow makes a second attempt to deliver the ransom, but Dean suddenly appears and shots are fired. Irene and Marilyn help to revive Maggie's spirits after chemotherapy. 
16:00Will & Grace Return of the popular US sitcom about two gay men and their best gal pals. Jack unexpectedly learns that his grandson is being sent off to an anti-gay 'therapy' camp. (S9 Ep 4) 
16:30Will & Grace Return of the popular award-winning US sitcom. Grace must set up her new client on a date with Will. (S9 Ep 5) 
17:008 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate and the family find the last article written by Paul. (S2 Ep 5) 
17:308 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Cate is unprepared for the kids' reactions on their first day back to school since Paul's death. Jim makes some home improvements to the house. (S2 Ep 6) 
18:00Neighbours Paul and Mark discover Leo and Chloe together in the loft at Backpackers. Bea tells Finn about her resentment of Elly. Sheila's head is turned by a gardener named Cassius. 
18:30Home and Away Hazel swears vengeance after Boyd dies in hospital. Colby turns in his badge pending an investigation. Robbo is back with unfinished business. Olivia makes a decision about Hunter. 
19:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmor attempt to recover money from a company director for unpaid invoices. The agents face a fiery reception from a family. (S5 Ep 16) 
21:00New: Greatest Ever Movie Blunders A selection of cinema's most unbelievable - and unforgiveable - faux pas. (S1 Ep 4) 
22:00New: Star Musical drama series. Cotton's procrastination over her love life ends badly. Brody convinces Jahil to help him fleece Arlene, who is trying to blackmail him. (S2 Ep 8) 
23:00The Vow Film Romantic drama starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. A newly married woman loses her memory after a car accident, forcing her husband to woo her all over again. (2012) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10The Vow Film Romantic drama starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. A newly married woman loses her memory after a car accident, forcing her husband to woo her all over again. (2012) 
01:10New: Riverdale Deliciously dark teen drama. Despite Archie and Veronica's attempts to exonerate him, F.P. confesses to Jason's murder. Hal reveals a damning secret about the Blossom-Cooper feud. (S1 Ep 12) 
02:05Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Documentary series. Three strip club workers have a contest to drum up more business, with the loser having a mammary-based reminder of his failure sketched onto his leg. (S1 Ep 5) 
03:05Get Your Tatts Out: Kavos Ink Josh decides that a tattoo of Mike Tyson's face will be a fitting reminder of his holiday, while Jessica and Chloe celebrate their love of herbal drugs with boob tattoos. (S1 Ep 6) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
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