This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, March 30 2020

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08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who come to Earth in human form and call themselves the Solomon family. Dick accompanies Mary on a trip to see her parents. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:20House US medical drama about a maverick, antisocial New Jersey doctor. House finally accepts that he needs help. Can he diagnose his demons and confront them? (S6 Ep 2) 
09:10House US medical drama about a maverick, antisocial New Jersey doctor. As House returns to Princeton-Plainsboro, Foreman lobbies for his former mentor's job. (S6 Ep 3) 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series. Teorin and Collette's large family home was turned into a holiday stopover for strangers. Council officers uncover 40 people in a potential death-trap house. (S3 Ep 5) 
11:05Benefits Britain: Life On the Dole Documentary series. Single mum Marie struggles to fill Santa's sack for her eight children, and what can you expect to get for Christmas dinner when it all comes from a skip? (S2 Ep 4) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gareth and Mitch collect debts owed for unpaid home improvements but the debtor claims he has been kicked out of the property. (S5 Ep 38) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. This week, the agents face a web of deceit in a delicatessen, a feisty eviction in London, a row over an unpaid business debt, and landlords at their wits' end. (S3 Ep 9) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
15:00Neighbours Can Elly prove her innocence? Bea learns a shattering truth after being discharged from hospital. Sheila explodes when Susan arrives at Gary's wake, blaming her for Gary's death. 
15:30Home and Away John is furious when the Paratas swallow their pride and move in. Roo gives Nik casual work at the bait shop. Can Dean rescue Mac from a blind date from hell? 
16:00House US medical drama series. Thirteen takes charge when the rest of the team fall for the charms of a patient. House reaches out to a peer he previously wronged. (S6 Ep 12) 
17:00House US medical drama series. House and the team try to treat an ailing college football star. Foreman's brother makes a surprise visit. (S6 Ep 13) 
18:00Neighbours Can Elly prove her innocence? Bea learns a shattering truth after being discharged from hospital. Sheila explodes when Susan arrives at Gary's wake, blaming her for Gary's death. 
18:30Home and Away John gives the Paratas two weeks to find new accommodation. Mac's ex boyfriend Jason tries to blackmail her. Ryder invites Bella to open up to him to prepare her counselling. 
19:00Caught on Camera: Funniest Moments Clip show, featuring a fast-declining hot-air balloon on an adventure around the world, a talking dog who has a serious issue with a Christmas tree, and seriously funny mums. (S2 Ep 2) 
20:00Criminals: Caught on Camera Documentary series. Two officers tackle a violent man carrying two knives, and a gang of armed robbers try everything they can to make their escape. (S5 Ep 1) 
21:00London Has Fallen Film Action sequel starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. Agent Mike Banning takes on a terrorist organisation as they attempt to assassinate the world's leaders. (2016) 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10London Has Fallen Film Action sequel starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. Agent Mike Banning takes on a terrorist organisation as they attempt to assassinate the world's leaders. (2016) 
23:00The Lost Boys Film Fang-in-cheek horror comedy about a single-parent family who move to a California coastal town where the local teen gang is actually a pack of vampires. 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05The Lost Boys Film Fang-in-cheek horror comedy about a single-parent family who move to a California coastal town where the local teen gang is actually a pack of vampires. 
00:55Sinkholes: Sucked To Death Documentary series looking at terrifying world of sinkholes. In St. Albans 53 houses were cut off from the outside world, and a horse in Somerset found himself sinking deeper into a hole. (S1 Ep 3) 
02:00My Mum's Hotter Than Me! Documentary about parents who will do anything to look hotter than their kids and are having the time of their lives, even if their offspring are embarrassed by them. 
03:00Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Documentary series peels back the layers to expose star surgery disasters. John Travolta is most famous for his films in his 20s, inviting comparison to the now 62-year-old actor. (S2 Ep 2) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.