This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Sunday, September 27 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00H2O HD Steam Mop Shop. The H2O HD is the powerful, multi-functional steam system that cleans and helps sanitise your entire home with just one machine using no chemicals, just water! 
07:30High Street TV Teleshopping Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world. 
08:05My Wife and Kids Sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. Jay freaks out when Michael's irritating sister announces that she is coming to stay. (S3 Ep 9) 
08:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. (S7 Ep 15) 
08:50Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
09:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
09:40Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (S7 Ep 18) 
10:10Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. (S7 Ep 19) 
10:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. (S7 Ep 20) 
11:00Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. (S8 Ep 1) 
11:30Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. (S8 Ep 2) 
12:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. The teams face a fraudulent tenant, an evasive debtor and a mother in denial. (S4 Ep 9) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. The agents battle anger and emotion when a debtor in denial gets physical, a hairdresser breaks down, and a daughter refuses to pay for her mum's funeral. (S4 Ep 12) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
15:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Observational documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents find a young mum in crisis, are sworn at by an angry granny and unexpectedly discover a stash of guns. (S4 Ep 18) 
16:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. The High Court enforcement agents encounter a possible case of mistaken identity, bitter disputes and a family forced to live under shocking conditions. (S4 Ep 19) 
17:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. A horror house features tampered locks, looped electricity and fresh blood. (S5 Ep 2) 
18:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Harrow Enforcement are shocked to discover an industrial-scale weed farm in a house. (S1 Ep 3) 
19:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. Housing agents Andrew and Jo find themselves taking pity on tenants in dire straits. (S5 Ep 4) 
20:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Documentary series following letting agents, eviction experts and housing teams across Britain. John wants to turn a former Blackpool hotel into bedsits, but finds a drug den. (S1 Ep 5) 
21:00Bridget Jones's Baby Film Romantic comedy sequel starring Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey. Bridget faces a dilemma when she falls pregnant, but is unsure of the father's identity. (2016) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05Bridget Jones's Baby Film Romantic comedy sequel starring Renee Zellweger and Patrick Dempsey. Bridget faces a dilemma when she falls pregnant, but is unsure of the father's identity. (2016) 
23:30Scary Movie Film Comic teen horror parody starring Anna Faris and Dave Sheridan. After an accidental killing, some kids are stalked by a serial killer, a reporter and their school principal. (2000) 
00:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:35Scary Movie Film Comic teen horror parody starring Anna Faris and Dave Sheridan. After an accidental killing, some kids are stalked by a serial killer, a reporter and their school principal. (2000) 
01:15Britain's Council House... ...Millionaires. Documentary meeting the private landlords who have won big on the council housing market. With properties sold at bargain rates, these buyers have secured lucrative portfolios. 
02:15Riverdale Teen drama. Betty discovers her mum and Chic disposing of a mysterious corpse. Archie's loyalty is tested when Agent Adams asks him to bug Hiram. (S2 Ep 13) 
03:05Riverdale Teen drama. Archie and Veronica steal away to a lake house with Betty and Jughead. Cheryl stirs things up by letting Jughead know about Archie and Betty's kiss. (S2 Ep 14) 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.