This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Saturday, February 29 2020

06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
08:053rd Rock From The Sun Dick and Mary's relationship intensifies - he must now control his ardour. Sally decides to join the police force after Officer Don lets her play with his siren. (S2 Ep 5) 
08:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4) 
08:50Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5) 
09:15Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6) 
09:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7) 
10:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. (S4 Ep 8) 
10:40Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time. (S4 Ep 9) 
11:10Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. (S4 Ep 10) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. (S4 Ep 12) 
12:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond. (S4 Ep 14) 
12:30Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road... Film ...Chip. Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) 
13:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:35Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road... Film ...Chip. Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) 
14:25Maid in Manhattan Film Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Fiennes. Tale about the unlikely relationship between a maid and a high-powered politician at a Manhattan hotel. (2002) 
15:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
15:35Maid in Manhattan Film Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Fiennes. Tale about the unlikely relationship between a maid and a high-powered politician at a Manhattan hotel. (2002) 
16:35Beetlejuice Film Oscar-winning black comedy starring Michael Keaton and Alec Baldwin. A couple of amiable ghosts call on a demented evil spirit to drive out the new occupants of their earthly home. (1988) 
17:40Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
17:45Beetlejuice Film Oscar-winning black comedy starring Michael Keaton and Alec Baldwin. A couple of amiable ghosts call on a demented evil spirit to drive out the new occupants of their earthly home. (1988) 
18:30Ocean's Twelve Film Slick crime caper sequel starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Hounded by the mobster they robbed, a gang of thieves have two weeks to steal $190 million to repay him. (2004) 
19:30Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
19:35Ocean's Twelve Film Slick crime caper sequel starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Hounded by the mobster they robbed, a gang of thieves have two weeks to steal $190 million to repay him. (2004) 
21:00The Twilight Saga: Breaking... Film ...Dawn - Part 1. Fantasy starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The tension between the vampires and werewolves intensifies when Bella discovers that she is pregnant. (2011) 
22:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:05The Twilight Saga: Breaking... Film ...Dawn - Part 1. Fantasy starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The tension between the vampires and werewolves intensifies when Bella discovers that she is pregnant. (2011) 
23:15Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film Comedy sequel. Time travellers Lou and Nick are now living very well, but when Lou is shot, his son Jacob joins Nick for another trip in the hot tub to prevent it from happening. 
00:15Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:20Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Film Comedy sequel. Time travellers Lou and Nick are now living very well, but when Lou is shot, his son Jacob joins Nick for another trip in the hot tub to prevent it from happening. 
01:05Disney's George of the Jungle Film Culture-clash comedy starring Brendan Fraser and Leslie Mann. A jungle dweller falls for a beautiful explorer and follows her to San Francisco, causing mayhem in the city. (1997) 
02:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
02:10Disney's George of the Jungle Film Culture-clash comedy starring Brendan Fraser and Leslie Mann. A jungle dweller falls for a beautiful explorer and follows her to San Francisco, causing mayhem in the city. (1997) 
02:55Botched Up Bodies: Sex & Surgery ...& Surgery. As more and more Brits go under the knife to improve their sex appeal, this special explores our obsession with perfection and reveal what happens when it all goes wrong. 
03:55Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.