This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Monday, May 9 2016

06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
07:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
07:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
08:00Monk Mr Monk and the Earthquake Monk meets Sharona's sister. Worst of all, he has to deal with a murderer who uses the disaster as cover for his killing. (S1, Ep11) 
09:00Monk Mr Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger When his manager is murdered, country legend Willie Nelson himself is the prime suspect. But Monk is sceptical of the evidence. (S1, Ep12) 
10:00The Closer Fatal Retraction Brenda is asked to help keep a criminal imprisoned when the woman he was convicted of murdering shows up recently dead, and her actions alienate everyone. (S1, Ep12) 
11:00The Mentalist Blood For Blood - Van Pelt's actions are called into question and her position within the CBI is jeopardized when a witness is murdered while she is assigned to his protection. (S3, Ep14) 
12:00The Mentalist Red Gold - When Lisbon is injured during an investigation into a modern-day prospector's murder, Agent Hightower joins Patrick Jane in the field for the first time. (S3, Ep15) 
13:00NCIS The Penelope Papers There is a surprise in store for the NCIS team when the investigation into the murder of a Navy lieutenant leads them to McGee's grandmother. (S9, Ep3) 
14:00NCIS Enemy on the Hill When a contract killer murders a Navy lieutenant commander, the NCIS team has to find out the motive behind it. (S9, Ep4) 
15:00Leverage The Rundown Job The team joins forces with a colonel to stop a terrorist who plans to use a biological attack on the nation's capital. (S5, Ep9) 
16:00The Mentalist Red Gold - When Lisbon is injured during an investigation into a modern-day prospector's murder, Agent Hightower joins Patrick Jane in the field for the first time. (S3, Ep15) 
17:00The Mentalist Red Queen - A member of the CBI team is the prime suspect in a murder. (S3, Ep16) 
18:00The Closer Standards and Practices Captain Taylor makes his move against Brenda, meaning she must juggle concerns of an I.A. investigation with solving the murder of a famous producer. (S1, Ep13) 
19:00NCIS Safe Harbor While investigating the murder of a coast guard officer aboard an abandoned cargo vessel, the NCIS team finds a Lebanese family seeking refuge in the US. (S9, Ep5) 
20:00NCIS Thirst The NCIS team investigates the death of a Navy lieutenant who died of over-hydration, which soon turns into a murder investigation. Gibbs meets Ducky's new lady. (S9, Ep6) 
21:00Jack Irish: Blind Faith Sarah's convinced that Pastor Rob Shand is responsible for her sister's fate, and a cryptically antagonistic visit with the man of the cloth himself convinces Jack of the same. (S1, Ep4) 
22:10American Dad Anchorfran After local news anchorman Greg and his longtime boyfriend and co-anchor Terry split up, Francine tries to help Greg find a new partner. (S12, Ep9) 
22:40American Dad The Two Hundred In the wake of an apocalyptic event that has reduced the world to a no-man's land, a tattooed Stan returns to Langley Falls in search of his family. (S12, Ep10) 
23:10Family Guy Brian - Portrait of a Dog. Peter enters Brian in a dog show and, although Brian originally agrees to perform, once he realises that he'll have to beg for a treat, he runs away. (S1, Ep7) 
23:40Family Guy Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater It turns out that Lois comes from a rich family, and when her Aunt Marguerite dies the Griffin family moves into her Newport mansion. (S1, Ep8) 
00:10American Dad Rapture's Delight - The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind. (S6, Ep9) 
00:40American Dad Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth - When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he hatches a plan with Roger. (S6, Ep10) 
01:10American Dad White Rice - After an argument between Stan and Francine, a counsellor who hypnotises Francine reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. (S7, Ep5) 
01:35American Dad There Will Be Bad Blood - When Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he claimed, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. (S7, Ep6) 
02:00Family Guy Mr and Mrs Stewie Stewie is smitten when he meets a girl who happens to be the female version of himself. Meanwhile, Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to a new level. (S11, Ep19) 
02:30Family Guy Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 Continuing a popular show tradition, Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. Plus, we meet a British version of the Griffins. (S11, Ep22) 
03:00Family Guy A Hero Sits Next Door. Peter knocks out the best player on the company's softball team. His search for a replacement proves difficult, until a new neighbour shows his credentials. (S1, Ep5) 
03:30Family Guy The Son Also Draws. The family travel to New York to try to get Chris back in the scouts when he gets kicked out. But when they stop at a casino, Lois bets away the family car. (S1, Ep6) 
04:00American Dad A Jones for a Smith - Stan criticises liberal social programmes, but when he develops an addiction he suddenly has a change of heart. (S6, Ep11) 
04:30American Dad May the Best Stan Win - Francine questions her relationship with Stan when his more romantic cyborg counterpart from the future arrives. (S6, Ep12) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
05:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone 
06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone