This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Saturday, May 18 2013

05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Cops Ride with America's boys in blue as they continue their never-ending fight against crime, from the serious to the plain odd. 
08:30Cops Ride with America's boys in blue as they continue their never-ending fight against crime, from the serious to the plain odd. 
09:00Falling Skies Season 2 Worlds Apart UK Premiere. When Tom suddenly returns, he is faced with doubt about his loyalties to the group. (1/10) 
10:00Falling Skies Season 2 Shall We Gather at the River Tom is still haunted by memories of his time with the aliens and begins to wonder if they did something to his mind. (2/10) 
11:00Falling Skies Season 2 Compass The 2nd Mass moves into an airport hangar, but the drafty conditions cause Anne to grow concerned about the group's health. (3/10) 
12:00Falling Skies Season 2 Young Bloods While on patrol together, Ben and Hal try to help a young boy and wind up having their bikes stolen. (4/10) 
13:00Falling Skies Season 2 Love and Other Acts of Courage A familiar face returns to the 2nd Mass, but his intentions remain unknown. (5/10) 
14:00Leverage The Long Goodbye Job When Nate takes a case linked to his son's death, he leads the team into their riskiest and deadliest con. 
15:00NCIS Kill Ari Part 2. Still stressed over Kate's death, Gibbs is even more hurt when Ari kidnaps Ducky and plays with his mind. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
16:00NCIS Mind Games. Gibbs interrogates a convict who is about to be executed, but when he fails to find out where the victims were hidden, the team must solve the case in its own way. 
17:00NCIS Silver War. When the corpse of a man is found inside a tomb from the Civil War, the team discovers that the victim was a sergeant who was buried alive. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
18:00NCIS Switch. When an officer is shot to death on the freeway, the NCIS team takes on the investigation and discovers that the victim was leading a double life. Starring: Mark Harmon. 
19:00NCIS The Voyeur's Web. A marine's wife is apparently murdered live on the internet. The NCIS investigation reveals that two housewives running a live internet sex site are both missing. 
20:00Men at Work Devil's Threesome Things become tense between Milo and Gibbs after they participate in a 'Devil's Threesome'. Tyler gets in touch with his feminine side. 
20:30Men at Work Heterotextual Male Milo tries to play it cool with the ladies, a sex therapist gives Tyler and Gibbs a run for their money and Neal's new hat is a point of ridicule. 
21:00American Dad! Four Little Words. Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. But when Bullock kills the woman, Stan frames his wife for the crime. Guest stars Patrick Stewart. 
21:30American Dad! When Stan Loves a Woman. After Stan learns that Francine has a sex garden, he believes their marriage is crumbling. Steve begs in the streets to support his energy drink addiction. 
22:00Family Guy The Big Bang Theory Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram (Wallace Shawn) from killing Stewie's ancestor, Leonardo da Vinci. 
22:30American Dad! Hot Water Stan decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard. He soon becomes obsessed, and when the hot tub starts encouraging some bad behaviour, they are all in trouble. 
23:00The Cleveland Show Jesus Walks Devout church-choir girl Vanessa catches Cleveland Jr's eye and he eagerly volunteers to go on a church trip to be in her good graces. 
23:30Family Guy Partial Terms of Endearment A friend asks Lois to be a surrogate mother for her, and she agrees. But when the friend unexpectedly dies, Lois isn't sure what to do. 
00:00American Dad! I Can't Stan You. Stan has the entire neighbourhood evicted when he brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, and learns that his neighbours don't like him. 
00:30American Dad! Magnificent Steven. What begins as a plan to make a man out of Steve ends with Stan being prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse. Roger develops a crush. 
01:00Family Guy Death Has a Shadow In this pilot episode, Peter breaks his promise to Lois that he won't drink at a stag party and finds himself without a job when he falls asleep at work. 
01:30Family Guy I Never Met the Dead Man. Peter bribes Meg to take the blame after he cuts off Quahog's TV signal and discovers life without television. Stewie plans to rid the world of broccoli. 
02:00American Dad! Joint Custody. Stan's annoyed when Hayley's boyfriend Jeff starts hanging out around the house, but the real trouble starts when Roger learns that Jeff is wanted for smuggling pot. 
02:30American Dad! The Vacation Goo All the Smiths' holidays have been artificially created memories. Francine demands a real holiday, but when it seems too good to be true, she suspects the CIA. 
03:00Family Guy Chitty Chitty Death Bang. It's Stewie's first birthday and he believes the man in white is coming to force him back into the womb. Meanwhile, Meg unknowingly joins a cult. 
03:30Family Guy Mind Over Murder. Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman. He builds a bar in the basement for his friends, but the bar turns into a singing venue for Lois. 
04:00American Dad! Meter Maid. When Stan becomes a meter maid he gets the best tables at restaurants and pockets quarters from meters. But Stan soon realises crime and this lifestyle don't pay. 
04:30American Dad! Dope and Faith. Stan thinks God sent him a friend, until his new friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince him that God exists by making his life very hard. 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone.