This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fx on Friday, August 17 2018

06:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
06:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
07:30Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
08:00Cops Amarillo, Texas PD officer J.T. Hodges gets dispatched to check out a man who a neighbor said told him he shot and killed an intruder in his house. (S23, Ep5) 
08:30Cops An investigator from the U.S. Marshals Task Force recruits the local police to arrest a fugitive suspicious of possession of drugs. (S23, Ep6) 
09:00Bones The Turn in the Urn A hedge fund manager turns up at his own funeral and the Jeffersonian team must try to identify the man who was cremated. (S9, Ep19) 
10:00Bones The High in the Low The remains of a former art student are found in a log in a forest, while Wendell returns after beginning cancer treatments. (S9, Ep20) 
11:00The Mentalist Crimson Casanova - The wife of a wealthy businessman is found shot to death in a spa and the CBI suspects that her womanizing lover is connected to the murder. (S1, Ep14) 
12:00The Mentalist Scarlett Fever - A wealthy jewellery designer is poisoned at a party and the CBI's investigation uncovers the double lives of a number of people around her. (S1, Ep15) 
13:00NCIS One Book, Two Covers Torres must rely on old case notes and contacts after a Marine's murder is linked to a former dirt bike gang he joined for an undercover operation. (S14, Ep21) 
14:00NCIS Beastmaster After a Marine Sergeant is found murdered in a National Park, the NCIS team partner with Mounted Police Sergeant May Dawson to solve a string of related crimes. (S14, Ep22) 
15:00Bones The Cold in the Case The Jeffersonian team investigates the murder of a woman whose remains were found in a swamp. (S9, Ep21) 
16:00Bones The Nail in the Coffin The Jeffersonian team investigates the death of Stephanie McNamara, the daughter of a wealthy family whose remains were found in a national park. (S9, Ep22) 
17:00The Mentalist Bloodshot - Patrick is temporarily blinded by a bomb blast just before the CBI are called in to investigate the murder of a stock-broker. (S1, Ep16) 
18:00The Mentalist Carnelian, Inc. - When the Attorney General receives some strange emails, CBI is ordered to investigate. They're soon investigating a high profile murder. (S1, Ep17) 
19:00NCIS Something Blue The NCIS team travels out to sea after a young and healthy Petty Officer aboard a Navy destroyer dies in his sleep. (S14, Ep23) 
20:00NCIS Ready or Not The team's Thanksgiving plans are put on hold while they track an international arms dealer in D.C. who recently murdered an MI-5 officer who was Sloane's friend. (S15, Ep9) 
21:00New: NCIS: New Orleans Viral Sebastian is placed on administrative leave when the FBI questions his response in a foot chase to apprehend a high value fugitive. (S4, Ep5) 
22:00Bull Home for the Holidays Bull is amused when he meets a 9-year-old girl who wants to hire him to help her divorce her parents, but then a judge appoints him her temporary guardian. (S2, Ep10) 
23:00Family Guy Brian the Bachelor - Brian is chosen to be a contestant on The Bachelorette Show. Chris gets a pimple on his cheek, which talks to him and causes mischief. Guest stars Jessica Biel. (S4, Ep8) 
23:30Family Guy 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter - Peter decides to pay his tab at Mort's pharmacy by selling Meg to the Goldmans. Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his babysitter. (S4, Ep9) 
00:00American Dad Rubberneckers - Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch. (S10, Ep17) 
00:30American Dad Permanent Record Wrecker - Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager. (S10, Ep18) 
01:00Family Guy Blind Ambition - When Mort bowls a perfect game and Quagmire gets a key to the city performing CPR, Peter tries to achieve fame by setting a record for the most nickels swallowed. (S4, Ep4) 
01:30Family Guy Don't Make Me Over - Peter starts a band with the guys, but their first gig fails and the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family. (S4, Ep5) 
02:00American Dad I Ain't No Holodeck Boy - Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience. (S10, Ep13) 
02:30American Dad Stan Goes On The Pill - A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has disastrous side effects. (S10, Ep14) 
03:00Family Guy The Cleveland - Loretta Quagmire - When Peter catches Loretta cheating on her husband with Quagmire, he struggles with whether or not to tell Cleveland. Guest star: Jennifer Tilly. (S4, Ep6) 
03:30Family Guy Petarded - After winning Trivial Pursuit, Peter believes he is a genius. He takes the MacArthur Genius Grant test, which reveals he has a mental health problem. (S4, Ep7) 
04:00American Dad Honey, I'm Homeland - Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement. (S10, Ep15) 
04:30American Dad She Swill Survive - Stan turns Hayley into a helpless drunk in an effort to help him reach Bullock's inner circle, and Klaus shares German folk tales with Steve and Snot. (S10, Ep16) 
05:00Teleshopping A series of infomercials with products for everyone. 
05:30Teleshopping No programme information available 
06:00Teleshopping No programme information available