This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Monday, May 20 2013

06:00Teen Cribs Graham is a skiing champion with his own football court, and Britney sunbathes with her friends in her Florida home. Series 1, Episode 3. 
06:25Teen Cribs Meet Ali, as she takes us on a tour of her Miami Beach manor. Then it's off to Ohio, where Catlyn takes us on a tour of her environmentally conscious home. Series 2, Episode 37. 
06:50Teen Cribs Meet siblings Courtenay, Tommy and Jordan as they show off their Virginia vacation spot. Next it's on to Illinois, where Max and Lizzie give us a tour of their crib. Series 2, Episode 38. 
07:10Laguna Beach Love comes and goes in Laguna Beach. Tessa is invited on a date with Derek, while Jessica and Cameron have to work out their differences. Series 3, Episode 9. 
07:35Laguna Beach The dream of love is destroyed for some couples in Laguna Beach. Some take it harder than others, and while some see it coming, some don't... some even try to move on right away. Series 3, Episode 10. 
08:00Teen Mom Maci confronts Ryan about missing child support payments, Amber has to choose between Gary & her new boyfriend, Catelynn & Tyler consider moving in together and single mom Farrah wants a big change. 
09:00I Used To Be Fat Paul longs to become a police officer, but his weight is holding him back. 
10:00Teen Cribs Meet Jamen and Kaitlin, the prince and princess of their Atlanta palace. Series 1, Episode 1. 
10:30Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers Ashlee and Anthony who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 2. 
11:00The Hills Lauren is surprised by a job offer she receives. Meanwhile, Heidi enjoys a night out with her friends... until she spots Spencer and a massive fight breaks out! Series 3, Episode 24. 
11:30The Hills Lauren & Lo plan to buy a house and are looking into the real estate market. Meanwhile, Audrina reconsiders her situation as a single woman & Heidi tries to talk to Lauren again! Series 3, Episode 25. 
12:00Teen Mom Maci wonders if her boyfriend Kyle's ready to date a teen mom & Catelynn's stepdad is court-ordered to go to rehab, leaving her with her mum who guilt trips her over the adoption. Series 2, Episode 6. 
13:00Catfish: The TV Show After a year and a half of chatting with her online, Tyler thinks he may have a future with Amanda. But are Tyler's friends correct because they suspect that something isn't right? 
14:00My Super Sweet 16 Ariel has always dreamed of being a princess, and what better way to celebrate her Sweet 16 than with the most over-the-top & lavish fairytale-themed bash her town has ever seen? Series 4, Episode 6. 
14:30My Super Sweet 16 Katie has always been pampered like the spoiled southern belle she is. But now that she's growing up, she wants to be able to tackle an enormous project on her own - her Sweet 16! Series 4, Episode 7. 
15:00I Used To Be Fat Paul longs to become a police officer, but his weight is holding him back. 
15:55Best Of Cribs Cribs is commemorating over ten years on the air with a look back at the star-studded series that has given us exclusive peeks into the private pads of celebrities and the lavish lifestyles they lead. 
16:10Teen Mom Maci confronts Ryan about missing child support payments, Amber has to choose between Gary & her new boyfriend, Catelynn & Tyler consider moving in together and single mom Farrah wants a big change. 
17:05My Super Sweet 16 Audrey considers herself perfect in every way. Now she's ready to put her money where her mouth is by throwing the most lavish and exclusive Quinceanera that Miami has ever seen! Series 5, Episode 1. 
17:35My Super Sweet 16 Colin lives like royalty & has dubbed himself "The Crown Prince of Cleveland". After he throws the biggest Super Suave 16 Party, he hopes the whole city will agree with the title. Series 5, Episode 3. 
18:0016 And Pregnant Maci is the classic overachiever and cheerleader. Now that's all set to change as she's pregnant and planning to graduate early and move in with her boyfriend, Ryan. Series 1, Episode 1. 
19:00Jersey Shore The roommates return from Italy and couldn't be more excited to get back to the Jersey Shore. But a drama storm is brewing as Mike threatens to destroy Snooki's relationship with Jionni. 
20:00New: Teen Mom 2 Leah tells Jeremy about her confusion with Corey,Chelsea tries to get back on track with school. Things fall apart with Jenelle because she moved in quickly with Josh. 
21:00The L.A. Complex What does a struggling artist do when opportunity knocks...or doesn't? Abby is given the chance to make some big cash as long as she's willing to "play the part". 
22:00Ke$ha My Crazy Beautiful Life Despite losing her voice, Ke$ha is determined to achieve her dream and play at the Glastonbury Festival. Ke$ha wonders if a member of her road crew is the man she has been looking for all along. 
22:30Buckwild Things heat up between Tyler and Cara, but their romance causes turmoil amongst the roommates. Shain gets the girls a house-warming gift they'll never forget. 
23:00New: The Valleys Having spent the night with Antony, Natalee decides to sack off work to spend the day with him. But their romantic slumber is interrupted when a raging AK pulls her out of bed and to a photo shoot. 
00:00Geordie Shore It's a shock for the cast as Holly makes a surprise return to the Geordie Shore house, but not before Jay & Gaz face their toughest work assignment at a working man's club & Anna pushes Vicky too far. 
01:00Real World St. Thomas The roommates hop on a plane and head to St. Croix for a wild St. Patrick's day celebration and Brandon struggles to remain newly sober. 
02:00Geordie Shore The boy-girl divide returns again: Charlotte and Gaz aren't speaking, Becca and Jay are continually arguing and Holly and James' nurse-patient relationship is back to a strictly professional level. 
02:50Geordie Shorts Bite sized chunks of action from the notorious Geordie Shore crew. On it like a car bonnet whatever time of the day! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs Samantha's basement is home to a basketball court complete with a popcorn machine. Series 1, Episode 4.