This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Monday, May 27 2013

06:00Teen Cribs Conner and Olivia's house in Dallas is proof that everything is bigger in Texas! Then meet 13 year old Gina who has a 60 foot water slide in her crib. Series 1, Episode 12. 
06:20Friendzone Jeremy met Amanda at party and they quickly became buds, now he's in love and finally ready to tell her. Nate fears that his bad reputation with the ladies will ruin his chance at love with Stephanie. 
06:45Friendzone Angelica has had a crush on her brother's best friend, John, forever. Shivani's watched her friends "couple up" over the past year, she's ready to join them by revealing her feelings to friend Parth. 
07:10The Hills Teen Vogue sends Lauren on an over-night errand that lands her in New York City, Heidi learns that work in party promotion isn't just a party, and Audrina looks to Brian for love. Series 1, Episode 3. 
07:35The Hills When Jason, Lauren's ex flame from Laguna Beach, reappears in her life, Lauren thinks she may not be over him. Meanwhile, Heidi asks if the price of a new job is worth paying for. Series 1, Episode 4. 
08:00Catfish: The TV Show Sunny is in love with the man of her dreams. Jamison is a model, a TV writer, and also studying to be an anaesthesiologist. However, Sunny and Jamison have never met. Is Jamison too good to be true? 
09:00Catfish: The TV Show Trina is an exotic dancer who always had trouble meeting guys she could trust, until she met Scorpio, a fellow dancer, online. Will Trina finally get to rendezvous with the only man she's ever loved? 
10:00Catfish: The TV Show Kim's been pouring her heart out to Matt for over 10 years. Now, Kim's facing a life-changing decision - should she marry her current boyfriend or find out if Matt is her soul mate? 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show Jasmine has been texting with Mike for two years and thinks he could be the perfect step-father for her son. Although they live only 15 minutes apart, Jasmine and Mike have yet to meet up in person. 
12:00Catfish: The TV Show Jarrod never thought he'd find love until he fell for Abby on Facebook. Jarrod thinks Abby could be "the one", but she's refusing to see him. What is Abby hiding? 
13:00The Hills Series four kicks off with tension between Audrina & Lo pushing breaking point. Lauren throws them a birthday party, but a visit from Heidi's sister throws a spanner in the works! Series 4, Episode 1. 
13:30The Hills Lauren runs into Spencer at Stephanie's birthday, and the birthday girl is torn between her brother and friend. Someone is fired at People's Revolution, and Whitney must step up! Series 4, Episode 2. 
14:00The Hills Lauren realises that the chemistry she felt for Doug in high school is no longer there, Whitney's nervous about going to New York and Spencer is cutting Stephanie out of his life! Series 4, Episode 3. 
14:30The Hills A trip to Vegas breaks down when Audrina snubs Lauren. Brody brings up Stephanie's past and the boys end up in jail. Heidi's sister wants to move in, but Spencer wants her out! Series 4, Episode 4. 
15:00The Hills Lauren & Audrina fight to save their friendship, but is it too late? Spencer's had enough of Heidi's sister Holly & takes matters into his own hands! Brody & Doug get out of jail. Series 4, Episode 5. 
15:30The Hills Heidi's sister Holly asks Lauren and Heidi to reconsider what happened to their friendship. Audrina and Justin's relationship is tested as she works a huge event for Epic records. Series 4, Episode 6. 
16:00The Hills Lauren leaves for a family vacation and things in Los Angeles go awry. Meanwhile, Stephanie dates Doug behind Lauren's back, and Audrina gets friendly with Heidi! Series 4, Episode 7. 
16:30The Hills The truth comes out about Stephanie's relationship with Lauren's ex, Doug, when they all meet up for the first time at his pool party. Heidi's mother surprises her in LA! Series 4, Episode 8. 
17:00The Hills Lauren gets a letter of apology from Heidi and realises there's only one thing keeping them from being friends again. Audrina starts dating a new guy to make Justin jealous! Series 4, Episode 9. 
17:30The Hills Audrina reconnects with an old flame, Cory, and finds herself juggling two guys! Spencer forces Heidi to kick her sister out of the apartment. Series 4, Episode 10. 
18:00Teen Mom: Unseen Moments Dr. Drew hosts a look at the exclusive moments we never saw with Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber from the final season of Teen Mom. 
19:00Jersey Shore The Situation secretly gathers information to bring down one of his roommates - and for once it isn't Snooki. J-WOWW freaks out when Roger disappears and doesn't return her calls. 
20:00New: Teen Mom 2 Leah finds a bigger house to move into with Jeremy and Chelsea's dog goes missing. 
21:00The L.A. Complex Broke and desperate, an evicted Abby finds a place to crash at "The Lux" motel in L.A. where she meets a group of like-minded displaced dreamers. 
22:00The L.A. Complex What does a struggling artist do when opportunity knocks...or doesn't? Abby is given the chance to make some big cash as long as she's willing to "play the part". 
23:01The L.A. Complex After being told that her Hollywood stock has plummeted, Raquel has a major setback. Offended and angry, she is even more hell-bent on getting Kevin and Cam's script made. 
00:00New: The Valleys Jenna and Jason are getting closer as he helps her get in shape for a big photo shoot for Nuts Magazine and Natalee is joined at the hip with Antony only leaving his side to have a snipe at Chidgey. 
01:00Ke$ha My Crazy Beautiful Life Despite finally finding a boyfriend, Kesha's tour romance comes to an abrupt end. After finding solace in old friends and the love of her fans, a mistake in her show leads to online criticism. 
01:30Buckwild The gang builds the ultimate waterslide, and Shae is forced to choose between her friends and boyfriend. 
02:00Geordie Shore The Geordie Shore house is a far from happy place with Vicky & Sophie still not talking and the rest of the house caught in the divide... it's stormy seas ahead at the Shore. 
02:50Best Of Cribs Cribs is commemorating over ten years on the air with a look back at the star-studded series that has given us exclusive peeks into the private pads of celebrities and the lavish lifestyles they lead. 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, Alex, Rachel and Zach, who live in extraordinary homes and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 13.