This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Wednesday, December 14 2016

06:00The Hills Audrina hooks up with Brody when the girls crash the boys' surf trip to Hawaii. Heidi's virgin ex-boyfriend comes to visit, and she hopes some of his values will rub off on Spencer. (S5, ep5) 
06:25Brothers Green: EATS! The bros wow a hungry crowd with magician Collins Key, get food facials from YouTube star Michelle Phan and April has a surprise loft cooking challenge from singer Halsey. (S2, ep3) 
06:45Brothers Green: EATS! April gets a surprise visit from "the bros" in her hometown as they insult customers at The Wiener's Circle, skydive, battle rap and learn to hack Chicago deep dish pizza. (S2, ep13) 
07:10Grossbusters Evan meets Christian who cuddles up to cockroaches in his daylight-starved den; and Paige whose model looks and putrid pad make for a disturbing combination. (S1, ep5) 
07:35Grossbusters DJ Jevon wants a pad that's as slick as he looks but his filthy pad is letting him down. Single Brittany has an ant infestation that is ruining any plans to get her back in the dating game. (S1, ep6) 
08:00Baby Faced Mums Nikisha juggles motherhood with a part-time job as a nursery care assistant, while an unemployed couple prepare for the arrival of their first child. Joanna Page narrates. (S1, ep4) 
09:00Baby Faced Mums Documentary series. Cash-strapped Cherilee, desperate-to-wed Sam and former wild child Forrest reveal the delights and difficulties of starting their families young. (S1, ep5) 
10:00Baby Faced Mums Jess is finding her young twin boys both expensive and hard work, while Jordania is confident her baby can only strengthen her relationship with her partner. (S1, ep6) 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show Courtney broke up with Isaak, who she met online. He's doing everything to get her back. Beauty queen Cassidy Wolf joins Nev to get Isaak to leave Courtney alone for good. (S4, ep2) 
12:0016 And Pregnant Summer's mum has struggled with addiction. Summer wants her mum in her life, but can she believe her promises of being sober and there for her and the baby? (S5, ep5) 
13:0016 And Pregnant Karley wasn't able to resist the charms of bad boy Tony. Shortly into their relationship, she finds out she's pregnant with twins. Can Tony settle down and be a responsible dad? (S5, ep6) 
14:0016 And Pregnant Aleah met her boyfriend Shawn in a juvenile detention centre. Now they live together and Aleah is pregnant with health worries. Will the couple be able to cope? (S5, ep7) 
15:0016 And Pregnant Jazmin was a motivated teenager from a strict family. She fell in love with Dell and got pregnant at 17. Can she gain back her parents' trust and allow Dell to spend time with their baby? (S5, ep8) 
16:00Catfish: The TV Show Luis has fallen for a single mum, and now he's ready to take their online relationship to the next level. But first Nev and Max must help him make sure that she is who she says she is! (S5, ep19) 
17:0016 And Pregnant The youngest of five, Felicia's the only one in her family with a shot at graduating. But when it gets tough with her boyfriend and she leaves home, will she be forced to drop out? (S2, ep12) 
18:00Snog Marry Avoid US Circus performer Savannah wears the same clothes inside and outside the big top, creating a spectacle wherever she goes. Stacy guides her through a "makeunder" with dramatic results! (S1, ep27) 
18:30Snog Marry Avoid US Desiree is a nursing student and mother of two who wants to be taken seriously by her classmates, but her look says more party animal than scholar. Stacy gives her a dramatic "makeunder"! (S1, ep28) 
19:00New: Teen Mom OG In the second part of the Finale Special, Dr Drew discusses Maci's marriage, Amber storms the stage when Farrah insults Matt, and the mums band together to do something Dr Drew never expected. 
20:00New: Teen Mom UK Megan wants a new baby, Mia has her first night out since Marliya was born and Chloe makes a decision about Jordan. Naomi gets mad when an unexpected guest shows up at Kya's party. (S1, ep7) 
21:00New: Shawn Mendes: MTV's Game... ... Changer. MTV travels to a Shawn Mendes gig to invite fans to enter challenges all about Shawn. His most passionate fans compete until only one is left standing for a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 
21:30Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Sterling enjoy some "White Whines", attend an "Animals Anonymous" meeting and take a trip to the most dangerous suburb in the country "Slamburbia". (S8, ep16) 
22:00Geordie Shore It's Holly's birthday and she gets a massive surprise when Kyle shows up. Marty goes in on Chloe but takes it too far. Meanwhile, Aaron and Marnie's relationship reaches breaking point. (S13, ep8) 
23:00Geordie Shore Season 8 Boxset Things kick off in the house as Aaron hears Vicky and the girls slagging him off on the eve of his third date with Vicky. (S8,ep5) 
00:00Geordie Shore Season 8 Boxset New boy Kyle gets properly settled into the house by spending the night with Holly, and the Geordies take Tash on Tours international as they jet off to Reykjavik, Iceland for some partying. (S8, ep6) 
01:00Ridiculousness With a whole new stage, the guys "Do It For The Vine", bust out their 3D glasses for the category "3Diculousness" and watch some old folks slam in the "Grey Games". (S8, ep1) 
01:30Ridiculousness Comedian Eric Andre returns to check out some "Power Dicks", watch people go tongue to tongue in the category "Unexpected Mouth Mates" and get sticky with his favourite dressing. (S8, ep2) 
02:00Ridiculousness Rob welcomes NFL superstar Rob Gronkowski to learn what it's like to be "Unwakeable", the dangers of being "Bus Blind" and experience the strange aggression of "Mild Boys". (S8, ep3) 
02:20Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Sterling discuss a condition called "Temporary Fansanity", people who are "Quick To Cry" and our favourite summer sporting event, the "Bro Games". (S8, ep4) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00The Hills Audrina's heartbroken as Brody's girlfriend confronts her about Hawaii, and Brody does nothing to stop it. Heidi sees a text message from Stacie to Spencer and confronts her in a club. (S5, ep6)