This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Thursday, March 2 2017

06:00Pimp My Ride Pimp Master of Ceremonies Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. In this episode, X restores the magic of a classic 68 Chevelle Malibu convertible. (S3, ep5) 
06:20I Used To Be Fat Kellie channels all her feelings into her artwork, and eats for comfort. In order for her to lose weight, trainer Saran must break through her shell. (S2, ep5) 
07:10Plain Jane Ashley is a shy girl from the US who hides her body in sports clothes, learns how to walk in heels, and goes paragliding in order to grow in confidence for her date in Malta with crush Tom. (S2, ep12) 
08:00Catfish: The TV Show Lucille led a simple life until she was asked to work for music producer Kidd Cole. Companies were never paid and one day Kidd couldn't be found. Will she get the answers she needs? (S3, ep4) 
09:00Catfish: The TV Show Brendan loves McKenna, but failed attempts to connect have left him wondering if McKenna is for real. Nev teams with social media sensation Karrueche Tran to help Brendan uncover the truth. (S5, ep4) 
10:00Catfish: The TV Show Vince's online-ex, Alyssa, is stalking him. This caused real life girlfriend, Liz, to break up with him. Nev and Max help Vince confront Alyssa so he can try to salvage a future with Liz. (S5, ep12) 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show Lucille led a simple life until she was asked to work for music producer Kidd Cole. Companies were never paid and one day Kidd couldn't be found. Will she get the answers she needs? (S3, ep4) 
12:0016 And Pregnant Regarded as the most likely to succeed in her family, Cleondra shocks everyone by getting pregnant so young. Now she faces the tough decision to leave home and move in with her boyfriend. (S3, ep5) 
13:0016 And Pregnant After hiding her pregnancy for eight months, Izabella is forced to reconsider who her true friends are. She then risks her family ties when her boyfriend betrays their trust. (S3, ep7) 
14:0016 And Pregnant With an immature boyfriend and a distant mum, Kianna wants more stability for her baby and considers adoption. When no one supports her decision, she must figure out how to be a good parent. (S3, ep8) 
15:0016 And Pregnant Taylor's mom wants her to choose adoption, but Taylor and her boyfriend Nathan feel that they can overcome the challenges of being teen parents. 
16:00Catfish: The TV Show Mike and Felicia met online and soon hit it off. After agreeing to meet, Felicia stood Mike up, offering only thin excuses. Can Mike trust Felicia - or will he end up disappointed? (S1, ep12) 
17:00Teen Mom 2 Jo lashes out at Kailyn when she threatens legal action. Leah returns from treatment but things with Corey hit their boiling point. After being bailed out of jail, Jenelle must face Nathan. (S6, ep12) 
18:00Teen Mom OG Farrah leaves for a month-long business trip and has a last-minute change of heart on who can watch Sophia while she is away. Maci and Ryan celebrate Bentleys seventh birthday together. (S5, ep16) 
19:00Catfish: The TV Show Lucille led a simple life until she was asked to work for music producer Kidd Cole. Companies were never paid and one day Kidd couldn't be found. Will she get the answers she needs? (S3, ep4) 
20:00Teen Mom UK While Megan drops a baby bombshell on Dylan, Naomi moves on from Raphael. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jordan go house hunting, Mia sets her mind on marriage, and Ste tells Amber he's found love. (S1, ep8) 
21:00Ex On The Beach ?The arrival of another Ex brings total carnage to the villa. Nicole faces the truth about Jacques Fraser while Ross and Harriette are on the rocks again. Zaralena makes a big decision. (S6, ep7) 
22:00Are You The One? Tyranny convinces the house that she has found her match. Tyler's behaviour opens the door for Andre to make a move on Taylor. Gianna and Hayden take their relationship to the next level. (S5, ep4) 
23:00Ridiculousness The hosts of The Fighter and The Kid podcast, Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub, join Rob, Chanel and Sterling to talk about other "Fighters and Funny People". (S8, ep25) 
23:30Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Sterling look for some "Everyday Peens", watch some videos get "Dog Bombed" and check out some people who have serious "Motor Skills". (S8, ep26) 
00:00Geordie Shore This special episode reveals how appearing on Geordie Shore completely transformed the lives of the cast, their rocky romances, in house battles, and we expose their new lucrative lifestyles. (1/2) 
01:00Geordie Shore We chart the reality rise of the cast, their early days in the house, how they really feel about each other now and how the series has brought them opportunities and millionaire status. (2/2) 
02:00Ridiculousness Famous foodie Guy Fieri and Rob take a tour through the Ridiculous side of "Flavortown," learn how to "Tame Your Flame," and say farewell to "Junky Cars." (S4, ep18) 
02:25Ridiculousness In this episode of Ridiculousness, Harley "Epic Mealtime" Morenstein and Rob expose some "Epic Meal Crimes". Discover the shock of "Human Bacon," and unravel the meaning of "Balthazars." (S4, ep19) 
02:50MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Pimp My Ride Pimp Master of Ceremonies Xzibit turns tired old hatchbacks into fully loaded cruisin' machines. In this episode, X blows the doors off an 89 Ford Taurus in a whole new way.