This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Tuesday, May 2 2017

06:00Room Raiders 'Through The Keyhole' meets 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' meets 'Blind Date' as one contestant searches the bedrooms of three prospective partners to determine whom they wish to date. 
06:20Sleeping With The Family Tamicka has been dating Dontrez for two years. However Tamicka's mum Michelle and husband Michael have reservations about him. Michelle doesn't trust him! Will her parents ever accept him? (S1, e5) 
07:10The Hills Get your acrylic claws out! It's Lauren's birthday and for some guests an appearance at her party could mean a lot of trouble. And from whom will Lauren receive a birthday kiss? (S3, ep22) 
07:35The Hills It's the aftermath of Lauren's birthday and everyone is talking about Lauren's friendship with Stephanie. Audrina is approached by someone unexpected, much to someone else's discomfort. (S3, ep23) 
08:00Catfish: The TV Show After months of sexting with a hot model he met on a hookup app, Marvin is eager to meet him in person. Max and sidekick, singer Chantal Claret, agree to help Marvin find his crush. (S6, ep5) 
09:00Catfish: The TV Show Max and co-host iO Tillett Wright help Mecca connect with a boy she's loved for years. But soon it's discovered that Mecca's digital beau may be using her pictures to catfish others! (S6, ep6) 
10:00Catfish: The TV Show When Sandra learns that her granddaughter, Yasmine, sent money to an online boyfriend, she asks Nev and Max for help. And they soon discover there's much more that Yasmine has been hiding. (S6, ep7) 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show Jaylin is prepared to sacrifice a lifelong friendship and promising videogame career to be with a woman he's never even spoken to on the phone. (S5, ep5) 
12:0016 And Pregnant Maddy, an all-American girl from Illinois, gets pregnant from a one night stand. Will Maddy choose to live with the father of her child and his family, or move away to live with her father? (S5, ep1) 
13:0016 And Pregnant In this episode, ex-party girl Autumn tries to get her boyfriend to straighten up before their bundle of joy arrives. (S5, ep2) 
14:3016 And Pregnant Millina's mum is in jail, and partner Trevor's mum faces her own problems. Will this expectant couple be able to give their son the stability they never had growing up? (S5, ep3) 
16:0016 And Pregnant Jenelle, a North Carolina beach bunny who loves partying, realizes her long-distance boyfriend isn't coming back, and that she's too immature to raise a baby herself. (S2, ep1) 
17:00Catfish: The TV Show Jamey fell for Ari online, and he will do anything to meet her, but she will only do it on TV! Nev and Max help Ari share her story, and she hopes Jamey will accept her as she is. (S4, ep8) 
18:00Teen Mom UK In brand new Teen Mom UK, meet five feisty Brit girls as they juggle babies, boyfriends, careers and broken hearts. It's a roller coaster ride of highs, lows, love and let downs. (S1, ep1) 
19:00Teen Mom 2: Unseen Moments Chelsea, Kailyn, Leah and Jenelle join Nessa to react to a collection of hilarious and touching never-before-seen clips from Teen Mom 2. 
20:00Catfish: The TV Show Nev and Max receive emails from opposite sides of the same online romance, each concerned that the other may be a catfish! What happens next leaves Nev and Max stunned! (S6, ep8) 
21:00Ridiculousness Clinton Sparks teaches Rob, Chanel, and Steelo how to make budget beats with "Sparks Of Genius", get cultured with some "Massholes", and cause some serious mum damage with "Mama Trauma". (S9, ep4) 
21:30Ridiculousness On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, Rob, Chanel and Steelo attend a Russian Talent Show, check out some nasty "Kid Marks", and discover that "The World's Your Weapon". (S9, ep5) 
22:00New: Geordie Shore The house is stunned to discover that Marnie left after Aaron and Chelsea got together. Elettra and Marty boot off over their hot tub frisk and Chloe pushes Marty to breaking point. (S14, ep6) 
23:00Just Tattoo Of Us Things get awkward as Bear's ex-girlfriend Chloe Khan comes to get inked with new boyfriend Ashley Cain, while mates Adam and Conrad compete for Charlotte's affection with their designs. (S1, ep5) 
00:00Catfish: The TV Show Danny is intent on building a life with his online love, despite her violent past. But when he enlists Nev and Max to help him meet her, they discover she may have ties to a former Catfish! (S6, ep3) 
01:00Geordie Shore Big boss Anna is fuming when the squad finally return from Ibiza. Marnie's plan to get Aaron's attention backfires and the couple reach crisis point when Nathan gets involved. (S13, ep3) 
02:00Geordie Shore Chloe gets jealous of Holly and Marty and kicks off. Scott receives some big news and there's a shock arrival which has huge consequences for Gaz and Chantelle. (S13, ep4) 
02:50MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Room Raiders 'Through The Keyhole' meets 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' meets 'Blind Date' as one contestant searches the bedrooms of three prospective partners to determine whom they wish to date.