This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, March 7 2015

06:00Cribs We check out the lifestyles of the rich and famous as we cordially invite you into the homes of the pop band Hanson, Roy Williams of the Dallas Cowboys, and musician Chad Gilbert. (S7, ep1) 
06:20Being Farrah Since appearing on Teen Mom, Farrah shocked the world with a sex tape and multiple plastic surgeries. She confronts those choices head on when her mom Debra comes to visit her. 
07:10Ex On The Beach Get ready for more sun-soaked drama, as another set of sexy singles head to paradise for a summer of love... or so they think. This time, the drama is set to be more explosive than ever! (S2, ep1) 
07:30Ex On The Beach The arrival of two exes is causing chaos in the Villa, and it's only going to get worse. Rogan's romance with Anita is about the be ruined when ex Jess arrives on the beach of doom. (S2, ep2) 
07:55Ex On The Beach Three exes in the Villa means tensions are running high. Kayleigh's faced with the betrayal that her friend Loren has kissed her Ex Adam, and a famous face emerges from the sea! (S2, ep3) 
08:30Ex On The Beach Five exes are in the villa and everyone is on edge with the arrival of Gaz from Geordie Shore. Gary makes his move on Anita, they fall for each other and her Ex emerges from the sea. (S2, ep4) 
09:00Ex On The Beach Joe's arrival stuns the villa and Anita is in pieces. Kayleigh tells Joe that Anita has been getting it on with two boys in the house. The next Ex is a familiar face. Welcome Charlotte! (S2, ep5) 
09:30Ex On The Beach Jess finds out about Rogan's kiss with Megan and takes revenge by kissing Morgan. Meanwhile Adam has now moved on to Charlotte, and her and Kayleigh fall out, big time. (S2, ep6) 
10:00Nev and Max's 15 Craziest... ...Catfish Moments Ever. Before Season 4 kicks off, we take a look at the most outrageous moments of Catfish: The TV Show so far. 
11:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon Craig's sister introduced him to a beautiful girl named Zoe on Facebook. After talks online of a future life together, things turn sour. Now he wants to know who he gave his heart to. (S3, ep1) 
12:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon Nev and Max are contacted by Carmen who is sounding the alarm on behalf of her cousin, Antwane. He's been in a 3-year romance with a man named Tony that he met on a telephone chat line. (S3, ep2) 
13:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon A year after meeting "T-lights" on Instagram, "instaceleb" Antointette is ready to meet him, but he always brushes off the idea. Is he really the online celebrity he claims to be? (S3, ep3) 
14:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon Lucille led a simple life until she was asked to work for music producer Kidd Cole. Companies were never paid and one day Kidd couldn't be found. Will she get the answers she needs? (S3, ep4) 
15:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon Tracie Thoms had a connection with a fan named "Sammie" after hearing about the passing of Sammie's friend. Sammie suddenly disappeared and now Tracie is left wondering who Sammie really is. (S3, ep5) 
16:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon John is ready to leave Detroit but one thing holds him back: Kelsey. The two have never spoken outside of online chats but John is sure she's the one. Can he include Kelsey in his plans? (S3, ep6) 
17:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon Solana is in a relationship with Danny but can't stop thinking about her online love Elijah. His photos were used in so many profiles that she has to know is this the real Elijah? (S3, ep7) 
18:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon After years of online chats Miranda discovered that Cameryn was not the man he claimed to be. She confronted him only to be given another suspicious profile. Is he someone else entirely? (S3, ep8) 
19:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon After a string of bad luck with women, Jeff believes he has finally found his dream girl Megan. However, Megan is starting to sound off Catfish alarms. (S3, ep9) 
20:00Catfish Season 4 Launch Marathon When Brogan disappears from the Internet, then returns online after a year without question, Bianca wants to know what happened in the missing year. (S3, ep10) 
21:00Catfish: The TV Show Smart, single mum Miracle fell for Javonni, a dreamy-eyed Instagrammer. With Max on hiatus, Nev teams up with TV personality Charlamagne to take Miracle on a hunt for the man of her dreams. (S4, ep1) 
22:00Ex On The Beach Jess finds out about Rogan's kiss with Megan and takes revenge by kissing Morgan. Meanwhile Adam has now moved on to Charlotte, and her and Kayleigh fall out, big time. (S2, ep6) 
23:0040 Greatest Pranks Part 1. We've got even more side-splitting, knee-slapping clips coming your way! We'll have the most hilarious and shocking ploys from TV, the internet and around the world. 
00:0040 Greatest Pranks Part 2. We've got more side-splitting, knee-slapping clips coming your way on the 40 Greatest Pranks 4! We'll have the most hilarious and shocking ploys from TV, the internet and around the world. 
01:0010,000 BC: Meet The Stoners 20 modern day Brits are leaving the 21st Century and going back in time to the Stone Age. Their mission is to survive eight weeks, existing only on what they can hunt, forage and make. (S1, Ep5) 
02:00Ridiculousness On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, Rob, Chanel and Sterling take a trip to "Injury Camp," watch things go "From Bad To Worse" and prove the existence of "Time Travellers." (S5, ep13) 
02:20Ridiculousness Olympic snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg learns what it's like to be "Totally Slopeless," talks about some "Sochi Problems," and has a little fun with "Chatter Gas." (S5, ep14) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Cribs Cribs presents the celebrity homes of BMX pro Dave Mirra, hip hop duo Youngbloodz, and music video director Joseph Khan. (S7, ep2)