This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Saturday, August 2 2014

06:00Cribs We check out the lifestyles of the rich and famous now as we're cordially invited into the homes of the some of the biggest stars on the planet! 
06:20Plain Jane Laura had made some big changes in her life, but will her new look and confidence impress her secret crush Cedric on a date in Malta?. (S3, ep7) 
07:10Plain Jane Georgie likes being invisible, but after learning some new skills will her new confidence and style convince her secret crush Ben that she's an attractive girl rather than one of the lads. (S3, ep8) 
08:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Aaliyah has been able to share her life struggles with Alicia. However, despite living only 70 blocks away, Alicia refuses to meet her as she hasn't come out to her friends and family yet. (S2, ep11) 
09:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Sunny is in love with the man of her dreams. Jamison is a model, a TV writer, and also studying to be an anaesthesiologist. However, Sunny and Jamison have never met. Is Jamison too good to be true? 
10:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Ramon met Paola on Facebook and established an exclusive online relationship. But after many failed attempts to video chat, is she really who he thinks she is? (S2, ep 3) 
11:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes In this episode we meet Kya and Alyx, who fell in love quickly after meeting online. Are they being honest with each other? Hosts Nev Schulman and Max Joseph investigate. (S1, ep6) 
12:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Mike fell in love with Caroline online. He grew suspicious when she continually evaded meeting him, yet left notes at his car. Is Caroline an imposter or is she just afraid? (S2, ep16) 
13:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Rod met Ebony on a dating web site four years ago, now it's time for the two to meet in person. Is Ebony who she says she is? 
14:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Superfan Keyonnah can hardly believe her luck, she's almost certain that she's been having an online relationship with her childhood crush, the rapper Bow Wow. Is this too good to be true? (S2, ep15) 
15:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes Jasmine has been texting with Mike for two years and thinks he could be the perfect step-father for her son. Although they live only 15 minutes apart, Jasmine and Mike have yet to meet up in person. 
16:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes After a year and a half of chatting with her online, Tyler thinks he may have a future with Amanda. But are Tyler's friends correct because they suspect that something isn't right? 
17:00Catfish: Most Shocking Episodes 5 months ago Artis met Jess online. Artis and Jess each were in relationships, but believed they'd found true love. But is Jess everything that she says she is? (S2, ep9) 
18:00The Ex and The Why Paul and Cassie cheated on each other but now Paul wants her back. Jessica and Shawn broke up when he started getting cold feet. Jessica hopes Shawn has grown up and wants a second chance. (S1, ep17) 
18:30The Ex and The Why Sara broke up with Austin because her family didn't approve. She knows she made a mistake and wants him back. Talisha and Eric broke up because of constant fights. She wants another chance. (s1, ep18) 
19:00Next Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? We'll set you up on five dates. The minute you get annoyed or bored, simply kick 'em to the curb by saying "next"! (S2, ep11) 
19:30Next Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? We'll set you up on five dates. The minute you get annoyed or bored, simply kick 'em to the curb by saying "next"! (S2, ep31) 
20:00Next Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? We'll set you up on five dates. The minute you get annoyed or bored, simply kick 'em to the curb by saying "next"! (S2, ep32) 
20:30Next Ever wish you could bail in the middle of a bad date? We'll set you up on five dates. The minute you get annoyed or bored, simply kick 'em to the curb by saying "next"! (S2, ep33) 
21:00Geordie Shore Everyone's buzzin' as new lad Aaron arrives to join the crew, and Marnie promises to stay away from the boys but ends up in bed with Gary on the first night. (S8, ep1) 
22:00Geordie Shore Gary gets jealous when Marnie flirts with new boy Aaron. Vicky returns to the house, and there's the first-ever Tash-On Tours as the Geordies put their own spin on singles nights. (S8, ep2) 
23:00Here Come The Geordies: ... ...Girls Vs Boys. With Holly gone, the atmosphere in the house takes a turn for the worse. Vicky & Jay fall out as the 'no tashing elsewhere' rule fails, Gaz plays away from home. 
00:00Here Come The Geordies: ... ...Girls Vs Boys. The Geordie Shore cast head to Magaluf for the summer hols. The lads quickly make up for lost time with the ladies, and tensions explode between Char & Gaz. 
01:00Here Come The Geordies: ... ...Girls Vs Boys. Ricci and Gary rock the house, leaving Vicky and Charlotte stunned. Meanwhile, the girls set off on a road trip tackling a colonic, Geordie Style, with it all ending in tears. 
02:00The Best of Geordie Tours Look back at the latest series of Geordie Shore with your favourite dysfunctional family. The gang reveal what it was like to go through all the boozing and banter from their turbulent European tour. 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the Police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Plain Jane Georgie likes being invisible, but after learning some new skills will her new confidence and style convince her secret crush Ben that she's an attractive girl rather than one of the lads. (S3, ep8)