This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Wednesday, March 29 2017

06:00Pimp My Ride X and the guys create a fantasy car! Complete with reverse gull wing doors, a cotton candy machine, and even a robotic arm! 
06:20My Super Sweet 16 Amberly fancies herself as a living Barbie and she wants to make sure her Sweet 16 reflects that, so she's having a pink ice-themed party for which money is no object. (S4, ep4) 
06:45My Super Sweet 16 Erin is the daughter of the late rap pioneer Easy E, and she's throwing the Sweet 16 she knows her famous father would have wanted her to have. (S4, ep5) 
07:10The Hills After a Teen Vogue event, Lauren hurries to get home to Jason for his birthday. However, things don't end up so well when Jason only wants to hang out with his friends. (S1, ep5) 
07:35The Hills Jason becomes a distraction in Lauren's life, Heidi finally gets her big chance to work in the nightclub, and when a model drops out from a Teen Vogue fashion show, Whitney steps in. (S1, ep6) 
08:00Catfish: The TV Show Jasmine has been texting with Mike for two years and thinks he could be the perfect step-father for her son. Although they live only 15 minutes apart, the pair have yet to meet up in person. (S1, ep4) 
09:00Catfish: The TV Show Five months ago Artis met Jess online. Artis and Jess each were in relationships, but believed they'd found true love. But is Jess everything that she says she is? (S2, ep9) 
10:00Catfish: The TV Show John is ready to leave Detroit but one thing holds him back: Kelsey. The two have never spoken outside of online chats but John is sure she's the one. Can he include Kelsey in his plans? (S3, ep6) 
11:00Catfish: The TV Show When Blaire's Instagram lover Markie broke her heart, she moved on. But now Markie is back and wants to meet. Blaire needs Nev and Max's help to make it happen and reveal Markie's secret. (S4, ep9) 
12:0016 And Pregnant Karley wasn't able to resist the charms of bad boy Tony. Shortly into their relationship, she finds out she's pregnant with twins. Can Tony settle down and be a responsible dad? (S5, ep6) 
13:0016 And Pregnant Aleah met her boyfriend Shawn in a juvenile detention centre. Now they live together and Aleah is pregnant with health worries. Will the couple be able to cope? (S5, ep7) 
14:0016 And Pregnant Jazmin was a motivated teenager from a strict family. She fell in love with Dell and got pregnant at 17. Can she gain back her parents' trust and allow Dell to spend time with their baby? (S5, ep8) 
15:0016 And Pregnant Girly girl Jordan from Baltimore is kicked out by her parents when she falls pregnant by Derek. Now homeless and struggling financially, how will the young couple cope? (S5, ep9) 
16:00Catfish: The TV Show After a string of bad luck with women, Jeff believes he has finally found his dream girl in Megan. However, Megan is starting to sound off Catfish alarms. (S3, ep9) 
17:00Catfish: The TV Show When Brogan disappears from the Internet, then returns online after a year without question, Bianca wants to know what happened in the missing year. (S3, ep10) 
18:00Teen Mom OG Amber and Matt attempt to put a stop to the tabloid rumours surrounding them, but are sidetracked by a visit from Matt's son. Tyler and Catelynn celebrate Butch's first year out of prison. (S6, ep11) 
19:00New: Snog Marry Avoid? Join Jenny Frost as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession, looking beyond the glitz of over-the-top guys and gals to give them the ultimate make-under and reveal their true beauty. (S4, ep1) 
19:30New: Snog Marry Avoid? Join Jenny Frost as she digs into Britain's self-image obsession, looking beyond the glitz of over-the-top guys and gals to give them the ultimate make-under and reveal their true beauty. (S4, ep2) 
20:00New: Teen Mom 2 Jenelle reaches boiling point with Barbara. Chelsea and Cole add a temporary member to their family. Kailyn and Javi face off. Leah is forced to make a tough decision about beauty school. (S7, ep23) 
21:00New: Catfish: The TV Show Telizza became bi-curious when her online friendship with Shai turned romantic. Frustrated by failed attempts to video chat, Telizza has turned to Nev and Max to uncover the truth. (S6, ep4) 
22:00New: Teen Mom 2: Aftershow Hosted by Nessa, the TM2 Live! Aftershow breaks down this week's episode of Teen Mom 2 with the mum's and special guests. 
22:30New: Monica The Medium The ladies want to throw a house-warming bash to celebrate their new roommates moving in, but Kayla becomes spooked after Monica reads Kirsten while party shopping. (S2, ep3) 
23:30Geordie Shore The Geordies are back! Big Boss Anna shocks the Squad when she sends in some new workers to join them. The lads are excited but Sophie and Chloe aren't so sure and things quickly go west. (S14, ep1) 
00:30Ridiculousness In this episode of Ridiculousness, Hollywood stunt driver, Top Gear USA host, and X-Games champion Tanner Foust shares the dangers of "Going Extra, Extra Big". (S6, ep5) 
01:00Geordie Shore Gaz gives newly dumped Holly some tough love. Kyle enjoys his first lads' night until the girls turn up unannounced. Charlotte kicks off leaving the boys and girls torn apart. (S11, ep5) 
02:00Geordie Shore Kyle and Hollys' split continues to divide the boys and girls. Scott upsets Chloe, Holly confronts Kyle while Charlotte goes to extraordinary lengths in search of a kebab. (S11, ep6) 
02:50MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Pimp My Ride X and the G.A.S. crew surprise the owner of a Ford Festiva called 'Skippy' with a big pimpin' a nitrous system, a racing body kit, a 'tower of power' and a telescoping sound and video system!