This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Thursday, April 30 2015

06:00Cribs In this episode of MTV Cribs we take you inside the sexy homes of rapper Yong Joc, Fall Out Boys's Andy Hurley & pro American football player Kerry Rhodes. (S16, ep7) 
06:20Plain Jane After a car accident Ianthe lost her confidence and stopped dancing. Louise Roe helps her get her groove back, and a date with her crush, Alex. (S2, ep4) 
07:10Sleeping with the Family Taylor has been dating his girlfriend Jordan for over a year. Parents Jodie and David think this is a "toxic" relationship. Jodie believes that Jordan is dragging her son down. (S1, ep4) 
08:00The Hills After Justin's disappearing act at Brody's barbeque on the last episode, Lauren thought Audrina's days with the bad boy were over. (S3, ep5) 
08:30The Hills He's back! Just when you thought Jason was out of Lauren's life forever, it seems that after finishing his stint in rehab, Jason is keen to catch up with Lauren once again. (S3, ep6) 
09:00Teen Mom 2 Jenelle finds out she's pregnant and decides to terminate her pregnancy. Kailyn has her baby shower. Leah struggles with Ali's medical diagnosis. Chelsea deals with Adam having another baby. (S5, ep1) 
10:00Teen Mom 2 Jenelle recovers from her abortion and meets a new guy. Chelsea has her first day of Esthetician School. Kailyn and Jo fight about her move to Delaware. (S5, ep2) 
11:00Teen Mom 2 Leah learns that Ali will need to use a wheelchair. Jo and Kailyn fight about Isaac's scheduled drop off because Jo is late. Jenelle and her new boyfriend Nathan decide to move in together. (S5, ep3) 
12:00Teen Mom 2 Jenelle moves in with Nathan in Myrtle Beach. Chelsea invites Adam to go with her to pick Aubree up from her first day of pre-school. Kailyn and Javi put an offer on a house in Delaware. (S5, ep4) 
13:00Teen Mom 2 Jenelle and Nathan decide to have a baby together. Kailyn and Javi move into their new home. Corey comes to terms with Ali's wheelchair. Chelsea decides to celebrate turning 22. (S5, ep5) 
14:00Teen Mom 2 Chelsea throws Aubree's 4th birthday party. Jenelle and Nathan get excited when they think they're pregnant. Jeremy returns home to Leah and the girls after passing out at work. (S5, ep6) 
15:00Teen Mom: From The First Steps Maci goes clubbing with friends for Valentine's Day. A crying baby and unrealistic expectations ruin Amber and Gary's romantic night. Farrah shares a big secret about her baby's dad. (S2, ep3) 
16:00Teen Mom: From The First Steps Amber and Gary's vacation shows there's no such thing as spring break once you have a baby. Maci butts heads with Ryan over his new girlfriend. Tyler is still angry with Catelynn. (S2, ep4) 
17:00Teen Mom: From The First Steps Gary dresses up as a bunny at Easter but a big fight makes Amber question their engagement. Maci's new boyfriend meets her son for the first time. Farrah falls victim to a scam. (S2, ep5) 
18:00Teen Mom: From The First Steps Maci wonders if her boyfriend Kyle's ready to date a teen mom. Catelynn's stepdad is court-ordered to go to rehab, leaving her with her mum who guilt trips her over the adoption. (S2, ep6) 
19:00Catfish: The TV Show Daisy met Marcus on Instagram and he instantly stole her heart. But Marcus won't speak to Daisy on the phone, let alone meet her in person, so Nev and Tyler try to arrange a face to face. (S4, ep4) 
20:0016 and Pregnant Savon had big dreams before falling pregnant with the school's most notorious player Ely. After being dumped while pregnant she meets a new man, can she convince him to stick around? (S5, ep10) 
21:00Geordie Shore It's the day that Charlotte's been dreading, Gary introduces his new girlfriend to the family but will Psycho Charlotte put in an appearance? Meanwhile Marnie and Aaron get very flirty! (S10, ep4) 
22:00Botched Up Bodies Cosmetic surgery is a billion pound business. But with all surgery comes risks. Many people are being left with Botched up Bodies.We follow the country's top surgeons, repairing the damage. (S1, ep5) 
23:00Catfish: The TV Show Jamey fell for Ari online, and he will do anything to meet her, but she will only do it on TV! Nev and Max help Ari share her story, and she hopes Jamey will accept her as she is. (S4, ep8) 
00:00Geordie Shore After checking out the local guys, girls and Geysirs in Iceland the Geordies head back to the Toon. Aaron and Scott find out the truth about Gary and Marnie, and Gary's dubious 'Lad Code'. (S8, ep7) 
01:00Geordie Shore Will Aaron and Marnie finally get together, and will Scott and Gary make up? Meanwhile, Charlotte and Holly announce Geordie Shore's first-ever wedding. Last in the series. (S8, ep8) 
02:00Ridiculousness On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, Kendall and Kylie Jenner are "Keeping Up With The Knormals," dealing with "Krazy Moms" and teaching Rob how to "Kill The Kamera." (S5, ep11) 
02:25Ridiculousness On an all-new episode of Ridiculousness, rapper French Montana serves up some "Smack and Cheese," avoids dangerous "Gas Assassins," and learns the true meaning of "Beast Friends Forever." (S5, ep12) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Cribs This episode, the talented MIMS, Aubrey O'Day and Denny Hamlin take us on a tour of their abodes. (S16, ep8)