This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Sunday, January 29 2017

06:00Pimp My Ride Xzibit shows you how to transform your tired old hatchback into a fully loaded cruisin' machine. Christine gets her 1992 Honda Civic pimped with leather massage seats and a PlayStation 2. (S1, ep4) 
06:20Disaster Date Dionne's friends set her up with a male stripper who gives her a free sample, Jordan gets set up with a wannabe golfer who's obsessed with Tiger Woods, and Nicole dates a crazy bodybuilder! (S3, ep5) 
06:45Disaster Date Chastity gets set up with a DJ who auto-tunes her out, Kyle has two left feet on his dance lesson date, and Alyssa's eco-warrior blind date brings a compost bucket and dumpster dives! (S3, ep6) 
07:10Disaster Date Adrian dates a nurse who babies him, Paige video chats with a cyber nerd who makes an awkward proposal at the end of the date, and Jay prays for his date with a super religious girl to end! (S3, ep7) 
07:30Disaster Date Ayanna's blind date is a metal mouth who can't hear very well, Zach dates a drunk girl, only to end up in a love triangle, and Jessica's date tries to recruit her for his pyramid scheme! (S3, ep8) 
08:00The Best Of Catfish Tyreme met the beautiful Tomorrow online over 9 months ago. Tyreme is ready to uproot his life to be with her. Will Nev and Max be able help Tyreme finally meet his Tomorrow? (S5, ep9) 
09:00The Best Of Catfish A year after meeting "T-lights" on Instagram, "Instaceleb" Antoinette is ready to meet him, but he always brushes off the idea. Is he really the online celebrity he claims to be? (S3, ep3) 
10:00The Best Of Catfish When Blaire's Instagram lover Markie broke her heart, she moved on. But now Markie is back and wants to meet. Blaire needs Nev and Max's help to make it happen and reveal Markie's secret. (S4, ep9) 
11:00The Best Of Catfish Mama doesn't always know best. Shuntay enlists the help of Nev and Max after her mum begins talking about marriage and uprooting her family to be with a man who refuses to meet in person. (S5, ep2) 
12:00The Best Of Catfish Jarrod never thought he'd find love until he fell for Abby on Facebook. Jarrod thinks Abby could be "the one", but she's refusing to see him. What is Abby hiding? (S1, ep5) 
13:00The Best Of Catfish Dorion is about to give up everything for online love Jeszica, including his relationship with girlfriend Raffinee. But first he wants to know, is Jeszica really the girl in the pictures? (S2, ep5) 
14:00The Best Of Catfish Five months ago Artis met Jess online. Artis and Jess each were in relationships, but believed they'd found true love. But is Jess everything that she says she is? (S2, ep9) 
15:00The Best Of Catfish Nev and Max are contacted by Carmen who is sounding the alarm on behalf of her cousin, Antwane. He's been in a three-year romance with a man named Tony that he met on a telephone chat line. (S3, ep2) 
16:00The Best Of Catfish Whitney met Brenell on a LGBT website four years ago and is head-over-heels in love. Brenell refuses to video chat with her, and Whitney is desperate to know why. Nev and Max investigate. (S4, ep7) 
17:00The Best Of Catfish After months of intimate texts with Titus, a man she met online, Candice has decided to tell to her husband. But before she does, she asks Nev to help her find out who Titus really is! (S5, ep16) 
18:00The Best Of Catfish Mike and Felicia met online and soon hit it off. After agreeing to meet, Felicia stood Mike up, offering only thin excuses. Can Mike trust Felicia - or will he end up disappointed? (S1, ep12) 
19:00Celebrity Big Brother Check out the latest action from the Celebrity Big Brother house. (S19, ep26) 
20:00Teen Mom 2 Leah struggles with Addie missing her father, Jenelle and Nathan face off in court over custody of Kaiser, and Kailyn starts summer school with some extra help from Jo. (S7, ep14) 
21:00Ex On The Beach The villa reaches breaking point with the arrival of not one but three Exes, causing chaos for lovebirds Ross and Harriette. Meanwhile Zahida's Ex, Joe, spirals out of control. (S6, ep2) 
22:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville puts a sport cup through the ultimate in self-defence testing, and Chris Pontius gets attacked by a ferocious guard dog. (S2, ep1) 
22:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O engage in a dangerous game with Jai Alai players, and Ryan Dunn pays homage to Evel Knievel with a glorious attempt at jumping a river bed on a BMX bike. (S2, ep2) 
23:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. (S2, ep3) 
23:30Jackass Spend a unique Thanksgiving with the Knoxville family as everyone gathers around to watch Johnny's nephew fart. (S2, ep4) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot. Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a patio umbrella. (S2, ep5) 
00:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose; the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea; Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. (S2, ep6) 
01:00Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. (S3, ep2) 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Mike Kassak and Rick Kossick go to the Sunset ranch for an old style western shoot out. (S3, ep4) 
02:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood-soaked car washed. (S3, ep5) 
02:20Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. (S3, ep6) 
02:45MTV Cribs Plasma TV screens? Yes! Over-the-top bathrooms? Yes! Huge hot tubs? Yes! MTV Cribs has it all! Enjoy an all-access personal tour of celebrity homes - and they won't even call the police! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Pimp My Ride Xzibit shows you how to transform your tired old hatchback into a fully loaded cruisin' machine. Today, Antwon gets his Mitsubishi Mirage pimped with a goldfish tank in the backseat. (S1, ep5)