This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Mtv on Tuesday, May 28 2013

06:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, Alex, Rachel and Zach, who live in extraordinary homes and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 13. 
06:20Friendzone Kate and Brian made a pact to marry if they were still single by 30. Now she's raising the stakes and asking him out. Jackie likes rocker pal Ed. She hopes that he loves her as much as he loves music. 
06:45Friendzone Polly's been friends with bad boy surfer Taylor forever and wants to know if her crush is mutual. Stephanie likes her best friend's brother Josh, but worries that he sees her as a young party girl. 
07:10The Hills After a Teen Vogue event, Lauren hurries to get home to Jason for his birthday. However, things don't end up so well when Jason only wants to hang out with his friends. Series 1, Episode 5. 
07:35The Hills Jason becomes a distraction in Lauren's life, Heidi finally gets her big chance to work in the nightclub, and when a model drops from a Teen Vogue fashion show, Whitney steps in. Series 1, Episode 6. 
08:00My Super Sweet 16 Awards Yashika is a beautiful, loud and confident New Jersey girl. She always throws the best parties, and her 'Diamonds Are Forever' themed Super Sweet 16 will be no exception. Series 6, Episode 10. 
08:30My Super Sweet 16 Awards Demetrius hangs out with celebrities, vacations in St Tropez and wears only rock diamonds and designer duds. With a dad like Timbaland, this party is going to be very hot indeed! Series 8, Episode 1. 
09:00My Super Sweet 16 Awards Alicia is a fifteen year old shopaholic from Montreal. Her mission? To prove that Canadians can throw just as sweet a sixteen party as their American neighbours! Series 6, Episode 5. 
09:30My Super Sweet 16 Awards Sean Puffy Combs is known for throwing the greatest parties in the world, so it's no surprise that his step son, Quincy, is about to have a Sweet 16 that will go down in history! Series 7, Episode 1. 
10:00My Super Sweet 16 Awards Audrey considers herself perfect in every way. Now she's ready to put her money where her mouth is by throwing the most lavish and exclusive Quinceanera that Miami has ever seen! Series 5, Episode 1. 
10:30My Super Sweet 16 Awards Meet Geri. With a grandfather who invents spam for a living, you'd better believe that Geri is going to really push the boundaries at her Super Sweet Sixteen party! Series 6, Episode 4. 
11:00My Super Sweet 16 Awards Sean Kingston invites us to his home in Jamaica for his 18th birthday bash! It's his first time back home since becoming a star, and Sean's determined to do things big. Series 7, Episode 3. 
11:30My Super Sweet 16 Awards It's not every day that a teenager comes home from her Asian tour with her band just in time to throw an off the hook Sweet 16, but Kristy Landers isn't your ordinary teenager. Series 7, Episode 5. 
12:00My Super Sweet 16 Awards Chris Brown's Super Sweet 18 is the first time that he has been able to throw himself a huge birthday party, and he wants to make sure he leaves an impression that no one forgets! Series 5, Episode 4. 
12:30My Super Sweet 16 Awards Stefanie has always dreamed of having a rockstar themed bash held at the famous Roseland Ballroom in New York City... And we're about to make her dreams come true! Series 5, Episode 10. 
13:002013 MTV Movie Awards Join us for all the glitz and glamour of the MTV Movie Awards from Los Angeles, California. Featuring appearances by Will Ferrell, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson and the mega cast of the Avengers. 
15:00Teen Mom: Unseen Moments Dr. Drew hosts a look at the exclusive moments we never saw with Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber from the final season of Teen Mom. 
16:00Teen Mom Teen Mom fans finally get a chance to ask Maci, Farrah, Amber, and Catelynn (and the major players in their lives) all the questions they've been dying to know. 
16:30Teen Mom: Farewell Special The moms look back on their journeys from being 16 And Pregnant to today. Featuring never-before-seen footage from their original casting tapes, behind scenes secrets, and updates on their lives now. 
18:00Baby High Baby High follows four students enrolled in a Teenage Parenting Programme at Westport school in Kentucky. The struggles these teenage mums face will keep you glued to the TV screen! 
19:00Jersey Shore One of the roommates cause drama with the Meatballs, while Jenni's skimpy outfit creates a problem for Roger. 
20:00Ke$ha My Crazy Beautiful Life Despite finally finding a boyfriend, Kesha's tour romance comes to an abrupt end. After finding solace in old friends and the love of her fans, a mistake in her show leads to online criticism. 
20:3010 Craziest Lady Gaga Fashion... ...Moments The Shortlist. Gaga's fashion choices have taken over pop culture this year. From bedazzled lobster masks to a Kermit the Frog shawl, she is reinventing fashion in front of our eyes! 
21:00New: Snooki & J-WOWW Snooki and Jionni try to get their relationship back on track. J-WOWW considers introducing Roger to her mother. 
22:00New: The Valleys Jordan has arranged for DJing rivals Liam and Carley to play a spot on Cardiff FM, but will both turn up? Jenna travels to London for the biggest job of her life. 
23:00The L.A. Complex After being told that her Hollywood stock has plummeted, Raquel has a major setback. Offended and angry, she is even more hell-bent on getting Kevin and Cam's script made. 
00:00Geordie Shore There's no time for the house to mourn Charlotte's departure as Vicky and Ricci's nocturnal spooning is interrupted by an unexpected visitor. Meanwhile, Gary and James are quick to get their kit off! 
01:00Real World St. Thomas Trey buys a plane ticket for his girl back home and attempts to juggle two girls at the same time, while Brandon gets in trouble after a drug test shows cocaine in his system. 
02:00Geordie Shore Peace has finally been restored in the house now that Vicky and Sophie have made up, but nothing lasts forever and when Ricci's green eyed monster sees red on a family night out, disaster strikes. 
02:50Best Of Cribs Cribs is commemorating over ten years on the air with a look back at the star-studded series that has given us exclusive peeks into the private pads of celebrities and the lavish lifestyles they lead. 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teen Cribs We take a look at ordinary teenagers, K.J. and Ariel, who live in extraordinary homes, and hear from the parents who give them whatever they want. Series 1, Episode 14.