This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Monday, March 25 2019

06:00Sam & Cat Secret Safe Sam opens a safe in her bedroom and discovers a tunnel that leads to a secret room. Cat films herself so that her future self can watch it ten years from now. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad A Knight at the Roxbury Ciara's competitiveness gets the best of her when she puts winning a prestigious school tournament ahead of her new friendship with Arc. (S1, ep 2) 
07:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Ballet and the Beasts Dawn joins a ballet class excited to have her own activity away from her brothers, only to have her plan spoiled when the boys join the class too. (S2, ep 17) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Welcome to the Family - Part 1: Phoebe and Cherry's friendship is put to the test when the Thunderman family gets some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Dr. Colosso gets an award. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
08:00The Thundermans Welcome to the Family - Part 2: Phoebe and Cherry's friendship is put to the test when the Thunderman family gets some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Dr. Colosso gets an award. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
08:31Game Shakers The Very Old Finger The Game Shakers visit a mummy exhibit. Hudson accidentally snaps off one of its fingers. Babe leads a quest to glue it back on without getting caught. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Mall Time Crooks Phoebe and Max turn a trip to the mall to pick up Hank's birthday gift into chaos, with a run-in with security that threatens to derail their dad's birthday. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
09:31The Thundermans You've Got Fail Max tries to win an epic fail video contest by submitting a "fail" video of Phoebe as she practices ballet. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger The Beat Goes On With the return of Dr. Minyak, Henry finds himself in danger when he realizes that the evil doer has transformed his best friend, Charlotte, into an enemy. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
10:31Henry Danger Henry & the Woodpeckers When Piper's basketball coach quits, Henry becomes the coach of Piper's team. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
11:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Tell-Tale Art Ricky takes credit for artwork that Dicky painted, and Dicky uses ideas Ricky gives him for his own gain, while Dawn grows suspicious their new talents. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD. 
11:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn New Kid on the Block The Quads try to make friends with their new neighbour in order to get access to the coolest treehouse ever, but soon find out she is not what she seems. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD. 
12:00School of Rock Zack starts a food truck, only to find himself in competition with his rival Justin. The students vote on which truck gets to stay, Zack wonders if he has his friends' support. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Side-Kicking and Screaming Max & Phoebe secretly employ their parents' former sidekick to ease their busy schedule, but the twins' bickering provokes an unexpected response. (S4, ep 25) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Dodging Danger When Henry uses his new super power to compete in a Dodge-A-Leen tournament, Ray, Schwoz, and Charlotte go undercover to teach Henry a lesson. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Double Date Danger When Miss Shapen's niece comes into town and chooses Jasper over Henry, Henry discovers that she has bigger plans than just going out to dinner with Jasper. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
14:00Sam & Cat Yay Day Cat invents a holiday which is just an excuse to buy presents for everyone. When Cat snoops what other people have got her, she discovers an insulting present from Sam. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD 
14:31Victorious The Warehouse The gang's favourite megastore is having a sale. To avoid a huge line of customers, the kids hide in the store until it closes so they can get to the goods first. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD 
15:00Game Shakers Dancing Kids, Flying Pig In order to finish their new dance game on time, The Game Shakers have to wear a motion capture suit and dance their way through the next 48 hours. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Text, Lies, & Video When a video of Henry and Ray transforming into Kid Danger and Captain Man gets out, Henry must get it back so that his secret identity isn't revealed. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD. 
16:00School of Rock Wouldn't It Be Nice Summer's failed attempt to share a locker with Freddy sets off a chain reaction of locker-switching that puts the entire band out of sync. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
16:31New: Knight Squad End of the Knight - Part 1: An injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that evil Ryker is near the all-powerful Armour of Astoria. Arc and Ciara face a shocking betrayal. (S1, ep 19) 
17:00New: Knight Squad End of the Knight - Part 2: An injured Princess Eliza informs the kingdom that evil Ryker is near the all-powerful Armour of Astoria. Arc and Ciara face a shocking betrayal. (S1, ep 20) 
17:31New: Kids' Choice Awards 2019 Nickelodeon's world-famous Kids' Choice Awards are back again, with your favourite stars, top musical performances, and more slime than you can handle! Join host DJ Khaled as we hand out the blimps! 
19:00The Thundermans Welcome to the Family - Part 1: Phoebe and Cherry's friendship is put to the test when the Thunderman family gets some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Dr. Colosso gets an award. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
19:31The Thundermans Welcome to the Family - Part 2: Phoebe and Cherry's friendship is put to the test when the Thunderman family gets some unexpected news. Meanwhile, Dr. Colosso gets an award. (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Star-Spangled Tori Tori gets to sing the national anthem at a basketball game. She worries she'll forget the words, but has a more embarrassing encounter with the team mascot! (S3, ep 25) Also in HD. 
20:31The Thundermans The Amazing Rat Race Max turns Billy into the world's fastest rat. Billy, getting a taste for running at super-speed, decides he does not want to go back to his human self. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
21:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quaddy-shack Dawn, Nicky, and Dicky don't take mini-golf seriously, so Ricky befriends a group of sophisticated kids who challenge The Quads to a high-stakes mini-golf match. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
21:31Sam & Cat Salmon Cat Sam & Cat must rename their babysitting business, because it's too similar to a TV show from the 1970s. They track down the show's creators and resolve a long feud. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom The Last Auction Hero Stephanie organizes a charity auction to inspire the kids to give back. She goes to extreme measures to beat the previous fundraising record. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Should Old Acquaintance Be for Hire Stephanie asks an old boyfriend to come install a new sound system for Charlie, but must bribe Gabby and James to keep her secret. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
23:00iCarly iPromote Techfoots Carly, Sam, and Freddie are invited to Daka headquarters where they are offered a large sum of money to endorse a new shoe. But the shoes are terrible! (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
23:31iCarly iPromise Not To Tell When Carly gets a B on a history paper, Sam changes it to an A. Carly and Freddie plan to break into the computer system and restore their real grades. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
00:00Renford Rejects Famous Footballers The Rejects try to recruit a famous player to play in their team for the charity match against the Razors. Guest starring Gianfranco Zola and Martin Keown. (S3, ep 2) 
00:25Summer in Transylvania The Date With Two Faces Brad is gorgeous! He plays the lute, works out, and is kind to animals - but he keeps running off. Summer thinks he's the one, but Heidi and Bobby are not so sure. (S1, ep 4) 
00:50SpongeBob SquarePants Krusty Krab Training Video You are now a member of the official Krusty Krab crew! In this informative episode, you will learn all of the attributes necessary to become an excellent employee. 
01:00Genie in the House Teacher Adil Sophie wishes her father wasn't so busy with his work, and Emma wishes her history teacher was less boring. Adil has no choice but to grant his teenage masters their desires! (S1, ep 6) 
01:30House of Anubis House of Set-up Mr Sweet steals the bracelet from Eddie and a revelation leaves Sibuna stunned. Jerome worries that Mara and Willow working together will threaten his secret. (S3, ep18) Also in HD. 
01:55Winx Club Legendary Duel The Trix challenge Bloom to a duel with Selina. But when Selina unleashes the mighty, yet dangerous, champions of Alfea, all rules go out the window. (S6, ep24) Also in HD. 
02:20SpongeBob SquarePants The Smoking Peanut SpongeBob and Patrick visit the zoo and SpongeBob innocently tosses a peanut at an oyster. The oyster goes crazy and suddenly the authorities are seeking out the guilty party. 
02:30Max & Shred The Inverted Life Coach Layout When Max's career aptitude test comes back inconclusive, he struggles with what he'll do next. Then he tries his hand at being a life coach! (S2, ep 3) Also in HD. 
03:00Renford Rejects Thank You Bob Vinnie gets a job at a TV station and Terry Stoker decides that he would be the ideal replacement on Sportsview. (S3, ep 6) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Fang Fest Fling Serena is in charge of organising the Fang Fest Fling Ball every year. Summer is outraged that it's for couples only and challenges Serena to a vote to change things. (S1, ep 14) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Squilliam Returns Squidward's arch nemesis, Squilliam, returns to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant! 
04:00Genie in the House Teacher Adil Sophie wishes her father wasn't so busy with his work, and Emma wishes her history teacher was less boring. Adil has no choice but to grant his teenage masters their desires! (S1, ep 6) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Surprise Victor discovers the secret room. Miss Denby meddles with Eddie and Patricia's relationship. Joy's persistence pays off when Jerome asks her on a date. (S3, ep28) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club The First Colour of the Universe In Alfea, the Digmoles hide an enigma - to obtain the Ultimate Power, they must find the animal with the First Colour of the Magic Universe. (S7, ep 4) Also in HD. 
05:31Max & Shred The Nosebonk Nemesis Max is preparing to compete against his snowboarding nemesis, Yuud Nuuderuud. Alvin and his family refuse to believe he could be the cheater Max says he is. (S1, ep 7) 
06:00Sam & Cat Oscar The Ouch Sam and Cat look after a young boy who's very prone to accidents. The girls are determined to show him a fun time while struggling to keep him out of harm's way. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD