This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Tuesday, September 18 2018

06:00Sam & Cat Lumpatious Sam and Cat make a bet with a brother of a babysitting client that "lumpatious" is a real word. Since it isn't, they must figure out how to get it in the dictionary. (S1, ep 22) Also in HD 
06:31Knight Squad A Knight at the Roxbury Ciara's competitiveness gets the best of her when she puts winning a prestigious school tournament ahead of her new friendship with Arc. (S1, ep 2) 
07:00The Thundermans Make it Pop Pop Nana and Pop Pop Thunderman come to visit, but when Phoebe reveals Colosso is living in their house, Pop Pop banishes Max & his bunny to the Detention Zone. (S4, ep 31) Also in HD. 
07:31Find Me in Paris Find Me in Paris When Princess Lena Grisky accidentally travels from 1905 to modern day, she must use her ballet training to land a spot at the Paris Opera Ballet School to keep her cover. (S1, ep 1) 
08:00Find Me in Paris Rooftop Hip-Hop Lena must pass as a modern day teen if she is to remain hidden from the dangerous Time Collectors. (S1, ep 2) 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Great Mullet Caper The Quads are judgmental when it comes to Tom and Anne's plans for the new cafe, but a wild adventure teaches them not to be so quick to judge. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Robin Hood - Prince of Pheebs: When Chloe announces that Max is her favourite, Phoebe tells a bedtime story about the great Phoebe Hood and the evil Maxingham. (S3, ep 25) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger My Phony Valentine When Henry's crush goes on a Valentine's date with someone else, Schwoz provides an android to make her jealous. Ray has an unpleasant date with a teacher. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger The Secret Gets Out Henry's life as Kid Danger is threatened when Charlotte gets increasingly suspicious about the secrets he's been hiding. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
10:31Victorious Sleepover at Sikowitz's Mr Sikowitz invites the gang to have a sleepover at his house in order to teach them a lesson in method acting. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat Toddler Climbing A competing babysitting service is posting fake reviews about Sam and Cat's babysitting service. They confront their competition, who aren't what they seem! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD. 
12:00The Thundermans Doubles Trouble Phoebe signs up for a tennis tournament to win a membership at Link's family's country club. She enlists Max to use his powers to help, but her plans go awry. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Pretty Little Choirs When a mean girl sabotages Phoebe in choir and takes advantage of Max by making him do her homework for her, the twins work together to get even with her. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad Knight in Shining Armour Day When the Phoenix Squad is chosen to host the annual Armour Day feast, Arc must rely on Ciara to help him with the festive traditions and to protect his secret. (S1, ep 3) 
13:31Victorious The Wood The kids are excited to hear that they'll be the stars of a new reality TV show. Meanwhile, Trina and Robbie must work at The Grub Truck when Festus is injured. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Do-It-All Dawn When Dawn begins to play tuba in the school orchestra, the boys must accommodate Dawn's overbooked schedule, and come up with their own extracurricular activity. (S2, ep 4) Also in HD. 
14:31Game Shakers The One With the Coffee Shop After an online story snubs Kenzie, she and Babe get in a fight. Kenzie takes a job as a waitress at a coffee shop and Babe tries to get her back. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD. 
15:00The Thundermans No Hero for Old Mentors Despite hoping to be matched with her favourite next-gen hero in the Superhero Mentor Program, Phoebe chooses her dad, and soon regrets it. (S3, ep 12) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger Balloons of Doom When Dr. Minyak takes the Man Fans hostage, Captain Man and Kid Danger have to find a way to rescue them without Dr. Minyak seeing them move. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn One Quadzy Summer When Dawn and Mae get summer jobs, they come face to face with the boys who have weaseled their way in to try to ruin their perfect summer. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
16:31Game Shakers Babe & The Boys Kenzie's dating app causes huge problems for Babe. (S3, ep 4) 
17:00The Thundermans Save the Past Dance Tired of tales of Hiddenville's legendary mayor, the kids use a time machine to travel back to disprove the myths. But they inadvertently alter the past. (S4, ep 27) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad A Knight's Tail Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast. Ciara & Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc. (S1, ep 8) 
18:00Henry Danger Dodging Danger When Henry uses his new super power to compete in a Dodge-A-Leen tournament, Ray, Schwoz, and Charlotte go undercover to teach Henry a lesson. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
18:31New: Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
19:00The Thundermans Date of Emergency Phoebe fakes a romance after feeling left out with her friends all in relationships, but keeping her lie going proves to be harder than she expected. (S4, ep1) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock Cover Me Summer asks Tomika for help to become the lead singer, but Tomika must choose between her friend and going for the role herself. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Driving Tori Crazy When a movie shoot causes a traffic jam and extends Tori's commute, Tori attempts to find a driving companion. Cat gets addicted to a coupon service. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
20:31Sam & Cat Salmon Cat Sam & Cat must rename their babysitting business, because it's too similar to a TV show from the 1970s. They track down the show's creators and resolve a long feud. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
21:00Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
21:31iCarly iDo: After an iCarly fan proposes to his girlfriend live on the show, the gang gets roped into going to the wedding. When the bride gets cold feet, Carly must come to the rescue. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00Instant Mom Aaron feels he is old enough to walk home on his own, but when he is brought home by the police, family services must determine if Stephanie and Charlie are good parents. (S3, ep 14) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Stephanie is worried that Gabby is becoming too entitled, so makes her get a job to earn money for her car. James and Maggie teach old people to speak like teenagers. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat New Goat Sam and Cat babysit a goat while trying to win over their landlord's obnoxious son who is trying to get the girls evicted. Dice starts managing Goomer, an MMA fighter. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD. 
23:31Sam & Cat The Brit Brats Sam and Cat babysit two girls who fool them both. Sam goes to Elderly Acres in an attempt to fulfill a community service requirement for her online high school. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Real Player Instead of picking up a Ukrainian exchange student, Eddie picks up West Ham's latest star signing. Sick of the subs bench, Jason quits for a career in the media. (S4, ep 13) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania The Mummy's Curse There's no such thing as a bad luck curse. So there's no way that Summer has invoked the curse by accidentally selling the friendship bracelet that Heidi gave her? (S1, ep 11) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Krusty Krushers Mr. Krabs is entering the world of professional wrestling - but he's not going to wrestle. He's going to manage the newest tag-team wrestlers in Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob and Patrick! 
04:00Genie in the House Genie Flu Adil wakes up feeling under the weather - but it's no ordinary illness. With a squeaky voice, changing colours and unpredictable disappearances, he realises he's got Genie Flu! (S2, ep 12) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Charades Nina and Amber follow the clue on Joy's card, spot Rufus's van in the clearing and follow its oil leak to the warehouse where Patricia is being kept prisoner. (S1, ep 35) Also in HD 
04:45House of Anubis House of Rendezvous Fabian tracks Nina and Amber to the warehouse and rescues them. Mick and Mara agree to be friends again. The gang goes to find Mrs Andrews and confront her. (S1, ep 36) Also in HD 
05:00Find Me in Paris Together Again Victor leaves Lena behind in modern day in an effort to trap the advancing Time Collectors, but Henri has his own plan for saving Lena - one with unforeseen consequences. (S1, ep 3) 
05:30Max & Shred The Switch Jolly Mambo Varial Alvin and Abby make a bet to see who can best live the other's life. Lloyd struggles to clean the pool that hasn't been touched for years. (S1, ep 14) 
06:00Sam & Cat Magic ATM Sam notices that Cat has been spending lots of money. When she asks where it's coming from, Cat reveals a cash machine that gives her free money. But Sam is worried. (S1, ep 23) Also in HD.