This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for P ITV 1 on Saturday, October 4 2014

06:00Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous and widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show. In this edition the Yellow Scorpions take on the Blue Sharks. [SL] 
06:25Pat & Stan Aunt Martha Moves Pat and Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! While her house is being renovated, Aunt Martha is staying with her nephews. [SL] 
06:35Pat & Stan The Great Vacation Pat and Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Stan installs an alarm system before leaving on vacation. [SL] 
06:40Dino Dan Where the Dinosaurs Are While Dan and his friends have a sleepover at the Royal Ontario Museum, Dan has to get a T-Rex claw back from some dinosaurs before the museum opens. [SL] 
07:05Canimals Mousetak Can When the humans mistake the Canimals' mess for droppings, they return with a whole lot of mouse and rat traps. The Canimals welcome the new buffet of cheese! 
07:10Canimals Mama Can At a bakery, the Canimals pop out one after the other to check out a cake that somehow resembles their mother, but how can it look like all their mums? 
07:20Om Nom Stories Arts and Crafts Evan wants to paint, but he just cannot get Om Nom to sit still. Maybe he should be told that there is only one way to get Om Nom to cooperate - candy! 
07:25Sooty The Wendy House Soo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house. 
07:40Mr Bean Haircut The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. After accidentally rescuing a kitten from a tree, Mr Bean is about to get his picture in the newspaper. 
07:50The Matt Hatter Chronicles Alliance of Evil Adventure-comedy series. With the Triple Sphere at full power, Tenoroc immediately sends three villains - Redbeard, Mummy and Medusa - into the Multiverse. 
08:15Nerds & Monsters Monstervision Animated comedy series. The nerds create a stage version of their favourite TV show. 
08:30The Munch Box Children's cookery show. The junior cooks are joined by renowned Persian chef Sabrina Gayour, who judges the food cooked by our two teams, and demonstrates one of her own recipes. 
09:25The Hungry Sailors Dick and James Strawbridge explore more of West Cornwall as they make pizzas and toffee apples on a visit to Joyce Edwards at her Porthleven allotment. 
10:25Murder, She Wrote The Murder Channel Mystery series. Jessica Fletcher is given an unusual birthday gift that involves her in solving a murder, stopping a diamond heist and saving a friend's life. 
11:25ITV News & Weather Sascha Williams with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 
11:30Storage Hoarders Aggie MacKenzie helps people let go of things they never use. Artist Tracey's studio has become a dumping ground, so Aggie is on a mission to teach her the art of decluttering. 
12:30May the Best House Win Today we are in and around the Essex coast where teacher Dawn has a period property as does yoga teacher Paula who owns a villa. 
13:30The X Factor Bootcamp concludes with the third and final instalment. Dermot O'Leary offers support to the hopefuls as the judges decide which 24 acts are through to the next stage. 
14:30About a Boy Film Nick Hornby comedy starring Hugh Grant and Toni Collette, 2002. The story of the friendship between a bright but awkward 12-year-old boy and a wayward thirtysomething man. 
16:30The X Factor Dermot O'Leary hosts the first of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining 24 acts jet off to the judges' houses to battle it out for a place in the final 12. 
17:35Off Their Rockers Comedy series featuring fearless senior citizens playing pranks on the public. Seb learns to twerk and gets tied to a lamppost, and Rosie strips to reveal unusual undergarments. 
18:05ITV News London Regional news update for the capital and the South East, plus local weather. 
18:15ITV News & Weather Kyle Pentelow with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by a national weather forecast. 
18:30New: You've Been Framed! Narrated by Harry Hill. Andy Murray's mum toughens up her son by using him for target practice and Peter Stringfellow's jumbo Viagra tablet gives someone a black eye. 
19:00The Chase: Celebrity Special Ken Bruce, Paul Ince, Laila Morse and David Haye take on the Chaser, one of Britain's finest quiz brains, in a bid to win thousands of pounds for charity. With Bradley Walsh. 
20:00The X Factor Dermot O'Leary presents the second of this weekend's three tension-filled episodes as the remaining hopefuls compete at the judges' houses stage. 
21:20Through the Keyhole Keith Lemon snoops around the homes of more mystery celebrities. His guests are TOWIE star Joey Essex, and TV presenters Carol Vorderman and Vernon Kay. 
22:15ITV News & Weather Kyle Pentelow with the latest headlines from around the world. Followed by national and local weather forecasts. 
22:30Red Heat Film Action thriller starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Belushi, 1988. A dedicated Soviet cop arrives in Chicago where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective. 
00:25Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. Find out how and join in now at www.Jackpot247.com. 
03:00The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Kyle takes his hugely successful chat show to the US, where his uncompromising views on relationships, addiction and more will no doubt produce some jaw-dropping moments. [SL] 
03:45ITV Nightscreen Text-based information service. 
06:00Fort Boyard: Ultimate Challenge Young people's version of the world-famous and widely acclaimed Fort Boyard adventure game show. In this edition the Red Vipers take on the Silver Dragons. [SL]