This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, May 25 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
08:35Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
09:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
09:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
10:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
10:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
11:00Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
11:30Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
12:00Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
12:30Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
13:00Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
13:30Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
14:00Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
14:30Friends: Most Embarrassing Moments The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
15:00Wayne's World Film Rock and roll enthusiasts Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth host a cable television show called Wayne's World. When a big shot TV producer (Rob Lowe) enters the picture there's trouble ahead! (1992) 
17:00Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
17:30Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
18:00Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
18:30Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
19:00Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
19:30Friends: Most Shocking Moments The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
20:00Friends: Most Shocking Moments The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
21:00Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles. 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. One Joker only drinks coffee after 2 p.m., a Joker is self-conscious about singing, and how long Joe and Q waited inside while Murr and Sal hung out on a ski lift in the cold. (S4, E22) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Why the Jokers love filming at the grocery store, how many pencils were purchased for put-pocketing, and why Sal's pee punishment was twice as terrible as it looked. (S4, E23) 
23:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl contemplates the beginnings of the Universe, evolution, recycling, and toilets abroad. (S3, E09) 
23:35The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky, Stephen, and Karl discuss the laws of society and civil rights. (S3, E10) 
00:05Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
01:05Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; sex toys, Pippa Middleton's party book, a deadly threesome, a tombstone vagina, and a dead helicopter cat. (S7, E06) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; face slapping, female Viagra, cocaine treats, alligator pool parties, a human scarecrow, and a sex coach. (S7, E07) 
03:00South Park Quintuplets 2000 After seeing the Cirque Du Cheville the boys decide to start their own circus. The Romanian contorting quintuplets from the show want to stay in USA - can the boys help? (S4, E04) 
03:25South Park Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
03:50South Park Cherokee Hair Tampons When Kyle falls ill his mum goes to Miss Information's holistic medicine store - can herbs supplied by 2 "native" Americans really help? Guest stars Cheech and Chong. (S4, E06) 
04:10The Middle Office Hours Feeling that her mind has been turned into Swiss cheese over the kids' never ending requests of her, Frankie sets up office hours. Brick invites his new friends over. (S5, E21) 
04:35The Middle Heck on a Hard Body: Sue is determined to win a car in a contest that requires her to keep her hand on the car longer than other contestants. Mike's brother Rusty is homeless again - uh-oh...(S5, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.