This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, February 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 1): Frankie gets nostalgic about the summers of her youth, Axl attends summer school; Brick grows a tomato, and Sue attempts to bond with her dad. (S4, E01) 
08:35The Middle Last Whiff of Summer (Part 2): Mike lets it slip that Axl is his favourite Heck child, and Frankie tries to coax the kids into telling them who their favourite parent is. (S4, E02) 
09:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
09:30Friends: Season 3 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
10:00Friends: Season 3 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
10:30Friends: Season 3 The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
11:00Friends: Season 3 The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
11:35Friends: Season 3 The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
12:05Scrubs My Brother, Where Art Thou? Brotherly love brings trouble for J.D. when Dan comes back to town, while Elliot and Carla begin moonlighting at a veterinary clinic - what would Dr Kelso think? (S3, E05) 
12:35Scrubs My Advice to You J.D. is intrigued by the appearance of the mysterious Danni (guest star Tara Reid), whilst Carla's brother, Marco, visits and does his best to aggravate Turk. (S3, E06) 
13:00Scrubs My Fifteen Seconds As things with Danni (guest star Tara Reid) progress, J.D. and Dr. Cox are forced to spend more time together. Kelso has a little self-inflicted accident... (S3, E07) 
13:30Scrubs My Friend the Doctor Dr. Cox hurts his back showing off - is age creeping up on him? J.D. isn't impressed with the false personalities the Janitor uses on the rest of the staff. (S3, E08) 
14:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What careless mistake did Murr make that allowed the other guys to use his headshot against him? And what punishment did Sal pitch that came back to bite him? (S2, E03) 
14:55Friends: Season 3 The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
15:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
16:00Friends: Season 3 The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
16:30Friends: Season 3 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
17:00Cloudy with a Chance of Meat... Film ...balls 2: Flint Lockwood now works at The Live Corp Company for his idol Chester V. But he soon learns that his most infamous machine is churning out menacing food-animal hybrids. (2013) 
19:00The Back-up Plan Film Tired of waiting for Mr. Right, Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) decides it's time to make an appointment at the sperm bank. On the same day as her procedure, she meets Stan, a man with potential... (2010) 
21:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Actor Taye Diggs (Angelo in 'Empire') faces off against musician Ne-Yo. (S3, E14) 
22:30New: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars The queens design wearable soup cans inspired by Andy Warhol and create Studio 54 disco looks. Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) and Shay Mitchell (Pretty Little Liars) guest judge. (S3, E05) 
23:30Barbershop Film Witness a day in the life of a barbershop on the south side of Chicago. Calvin (Ice Cube) sells the shop to a local loan shark, but slowly begins to see his father's vision and legacy. (2002) 
01:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05) 
02:00Most Ridiculous Tattoos Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on tattoos (and other body bits) most foul. (S1, E08) 
02:30South Park Erection Day Jimmy is worried that his constant erection may stop him winning the South Park Elementary Talent Show. Solution? Intercourse with the delectable Nut-Gobbler might just do it. (S9, E07) 
03:00South Park Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Stan and Cartman crash a speed boat into the world's largest beaver dam, flooding the town of Beaverton. Everyone's response is that of mass hysteria! (S9, E08) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Y Tu Junior Tambien When Junior starts dating a very attractive young lady named Cecelia, Cleveland gets green with envy because Junior's one-upped him and suspicious of her motives. (S3, E08) 
03:50The Cleveland Show There Goes El Neighbourhood After getting himself into several cultural misunderstandings with his new Latina neighbour, Cleveland attempts to make amends. (S3, E09) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Lookin' For Japanese Subs: A few months after her "marriage", Charlie bumps into Rose at the store and finds his feelings aroused. Jake and Eldridge develop their entrepreneurial skills. (S8, E13) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Alarm bells ring when Alan talks Charlie and their mother into lending him money to expand his practice. Charlie and Rose continue their affair. (S8, E15) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.