This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, February 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Bobby Driver Bob drives Edith around town after she persuades him to help with a plot for revenge, meanwhile the children attend a "Great Gatsby"-themed birthday party. (S9, E06) 
08:35Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
09:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
10:00Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
10:30Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
11:00Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
11:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
12:25Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Contestants face obstacles including Udderly Ridiculous, and Swept Away. (S5, E13) 
13:30Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack Film When Destiny, captain of three-time national champions The Rebels, is challenged to a global cheer showdown by an edgy new team called The Truth, the Cheer Goddess organizes a virtual battle. (2017) 
15:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
16:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
16:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
17:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
17:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
18:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
18:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
19:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
19:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
20:00Big Momma's House Film In order to protect a beautiful woman and her son from a robber, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny Big Momma. (2000) 
22:00White Chicks Film Two disgraced FBI agents go deep undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson Sisters from a kidnapping plot. Outrageous comedy starring the Wayans brothers. (2004) 
00:10The Office (U.S.) The Dundies Michael announces that it is time for the annual "Dundies", and everyone is placing their bets that this year's award show will be the worst yet with Michael as the emcee. (S2, E01) 
00:40The Office (U.S.) Michael's Last Dundies It's that time of year again and Michael decides Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) should co-host The Dundies Awards with him - but he's not so sure... (S7, E21) 
01:10The Cleveland Show Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry Cleveland discovers that the food served at the local homeless shelter is much better than it is at home, so he pretends to be homeless so he can eat there. (S4, E06) 
01:40The Cleveland Show Hustle 'N' Bros: When Donna's ex-husband, Robert crashes Freight Train's birthday party and upstages Cleveland's gift for him, he adopts Robert and he and Cleveland become brothers. (S4, E07) 
02:05The Cleveland Show Wide World of Cleveland Show Cleveland hosts a special episode showing what The Cleveland Show is like in different parts of the world. (S4, E08) 
02:35The Cleveland Show Here Comes the Bribe After Cleveland botches his part during the renewal of their wedding vows, Donna hustles him to marriage counselling. (S4, E09) 
03:00The Cleveland Show When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie: When Freight Train misses his and Cookie's anniversary bash, she decides to hit the road with George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars. (S4, E10) 
03:25The Cleveland Show Brownsized With the promise of six-months severance pay (in exchange for everyone else losing their health benefits), Cleveland deep-sixes his job. (S4, E11) 
03:45The Cleveland Show Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time): Rallo's ego rolls out of control when he thinks he is an ace bowler because he keeps throwing strikes with help from the gutter rails. (S4, E12) 
04:10New: Your Face or Mine Please join us for a sneak peak of the brand new series of "Your Face Or Mine"! Coming to Comedy Central on Wednesday the 27th of February at 8pm. 
04:15Scrubs My Conventional Wisdom J.D. and Turk go to a surgeon's convention, where they bump into a face from the past. Kelso lives it up at a medical convention, so the Janitor poses as the Chief. (S6, E20) 
04:40Scrubs My Rabbit (part 1): J.D. questions whether he could trust Kim; can they raise their baby together? Elliot's control freak ways frustrate Carla as she tries to plan her bachelorette party. (S6, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.