This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, September 19 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00New: Most Ridiculous: On Ice The forecast is hilarious as Most Ridiculous brings you the funniest weather clips around. Katherine Ryan is braced for a storm of stupidity, fools in floods and plenty of ice, ice, baby. (S4, E13) 
08:35New: Most Ridiculous: United ... ...of Stupidity. Most Ridiculous is in the good old US of 'Oww'. Katherine Ryan hosts a supersized helping of stateside stupidity including clips of cack-handed cowboys and fast food fools. (S4, E14) 
09:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
09:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
10:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
10:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
11:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
11:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
12:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
12:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
13:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
13:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
14:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
14:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
15:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
15:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
16:00Legally Blonde 2 Film Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) heads to Washington, D.C. to join the staff of a Representative (Sally Field) in order to pass a bill banning animal testing. Luke Wilson co-stars. (2003) 
17:55Big Momma's House 3 Film After stepson Trent witnesses a murder, FBI agent Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence) brings back Big Momma, his plus-size alter ego, to help solve the crime. (2011) 
20:00Austin Powers: International... Film ...Man of Mystery: A playboy and part-time special agent, Powers (Mike Myers) is defrosted after 30 years in a cryogenic freeze to match wits with his nemesis, Dr. Evil (also played by Myers). (1997) 
22:00The Five Year Engagement One year after meeting, Tom (Jason Segel) proposes to his girlfriend, Violet (Emily Blunt), but unexpected events keep tripping them up as they look to walk down the aisle together. (2012) 
00:30Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
01:00Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
01:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G spends the day at Philadelphia's Police Department and later interviews astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Borat visits a dating agency, and Brüno visits New York for fashion week. (S2, E01) 
02:05Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G visits the United Nations where he interviews Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Borat sings the Kazakh national anthem to a baseball crowd. (S2, E02) 
02:40Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G attempts to interest investors (including Donald Trump) in his ice cream glove. Borat learns about acting and Bruno tries to meet fashion designer Marc Jacobs. (S2, E03) 
03:15Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
03:45Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
04:15Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
04:35Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.