This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, May 23 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
08:35The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
09:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
09:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
10:00Gilmore Girls Presenting Lorelai Gilmore Rory surprises everyone by agreeing to Emily's request that she make her debut at a Debutante Ball. (S2, E06) 
11:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
11:30Friends: Season 6 The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
12:00Friends: Season 6 The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
12:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
14:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
14:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
15:00Friends: Season 7 The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
15:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Best Laid Plans Will's girlfriend will not have sex unless they are married, so Will arranges for Jazz to impersonate a priest and performs a fake marriage ceremony. (S3, E17) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Alma Matter Will is accepted to Princeton University, but Carlton is not. At night, Carlton has a vision of his guardian angel - the actual Tom Jones! (S3, E18) 
17:00Friends: Season 7 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
17:30Friends: Season 7 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 7 The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 7 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 7 The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Sonny and Jacqueline will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S3, E10) 
20:30Bad Robots This episode challenges foreign language students to make sense of UK accents, meanwhile pub-goers are left with empty pockets and hearts by Tezcorp's pub quiz machine Quizimodo. (S2, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
22:00South Park Put It Down Tweek is freaking everybody out over the North Korea nuke stand-off; could cupcakes be the answer? Cartman throws a wobbly when his attention seeking suicide rants are ignored. (S21, E02) 
22:30New: Corporate Trademarq Hampton DeVille partners with a street artist who vandalised the company's headquarters to sell anti-corporate merch and profit off its protesters. (S1, E04) 
23:00New: Nathan For You Pet Store / Maid Service: Nathan places a controversial ad in a pet cemetery, takes tips from a focus group to become more likeable and attempts to clean a house in six minutes flat. (S2, E03) 
23:30Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
00:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Rhys Thomas, Louis Walsh, Reginald D. Hunter and Sally Lindsay. (S4, E04) 
00:30Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy competes in a drunk cooking competition, holds a press conference to address a party, and delivers an obnoxious wedding toast. (S2, E09) 
01:00South Park The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02) 
01:30South Park Margaritaville In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03) 
02:00South Park Eat, Pray, Queef When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04) 
02:30South Park Fishsticks Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05) 
03:00South Park Pinewood Derby Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06) 
03:25South Park Fatbeard Cartman hears of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. (S13, E07) 
03:50Bob's Burgers As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow When a malicious juice truck owner tries to set up shop in the Belcher's alley, Louise devises a plan to win back their turf. (S8, E18) 
04:15Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
04:35Impractical Jokers: Season 6 The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.