This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, April 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01) 
08:35Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Marshall, Molly, and Samuel as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E02) 
09:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
09:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
10:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
10:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
11:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
11:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
12:00Chalet Girl Film While working a job at an exclusive ski resort to support her Dad (Bill Bailey), Kim (Felicity Jones) learns to snowboard and is so good at it that she enters a competition with a cash prize. (2011) 
14:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and How They Met Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Bill asks if Berg or Pete were ever romantically interested in Sharon, they tell the story of how they met her. (S1, E11) 
14:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Dad Starring Ryan Reynolds. Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Berg's dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg. (S1, E12) 
15:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Leyla, Oisin, and Olly as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
16:00Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
16:30Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
17:00Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
17:35Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
18:00Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
18:35Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
19:00Evan Almighty Film God (Morgan Freeman) contacts Congressman Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood. John Goodman, Wanda Sykes, and Jonah Hill co-star. (2007) 
21:00The Expendables 3 Film Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) co-founded the Expendables with Conrad Stonebanks (Mel Gibson). After Stonebanks became an arms dealer, Ross was forced to kill him - or so he thought... (2014) 
23:30The Roast of Bruce Willis With Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Roast Master, Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as Ed Norton, Cybill Shepherd, and Demi Moore (!) serve up punches of their own to the movie legend. 
01:25Ridiculousness Hip hop producer and hit-maker DJ Mustard joins Rob, Steelo and Chanel to put "Mustard On Everything", suffer through a cold summer, and celebrate the greatest "Hey Makers" of all time. (S10, ep5) 
01:55Ridiculousness Rob, Chanel and Steelo attend some "Bro Burials", hang with a crew of Lil' Trunkies and teach us a new trend called "Speed Bumping". (S10, ep6) 
02:25Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
02:55Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
03:40Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
04:05Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01) 
04:35Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Marshall, Molly, and Samuel as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E02) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.