This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, April 26 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
09:00Fresh Off The Boat Year Of The Rat The Huangs are excited to go back home to Washington, D.C. for a family celebration of Chinese New Year, but Louis messes up the dates on the plane tickets... (S2, E11) 
09:30Fresh Off The Boat Love and Loopholes Eddie tries to win two tickets for the Janet Jackson concert in a radio promotion so that he can take Alison for Valentine's Day. (S2, E12) 
10:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
10:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
11:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
12:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed, for a contest he goes to great lengths to get her back. (S2, E14) 
12:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Graduation Starring Ryan Reynolds. When Sharon is up for a new job, she is told that she never graduated from college. She decides to verify this... (S2, E15) 
13:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
14:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day Starring Ryan Reynolds. Irene misunderstands Pete when he comes to her for help and ends up thinking he is in love with her. (S2, E16) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and the Storm of the Century (Part 1): Starring Ryan Reynolds. Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. (S2, E17) 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
19:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
19:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
20:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jack and Dani will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S5, E09) 
21:00Joe Lycett: That's the Way... ...A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett. Comedian and halloumi enthusiast Joe Lycett performs his Chortle Award-winning show; talking about his love for trolling, outweirding others, and his life in general. 
22:00The Comedy Bus Kiri Pritchard-McLean takes her five comedian friends on the Comedy Bus to a remote part of north Wales, where she wants to show them that country life is best. (S1, E03) 
22:30New: Bob's Burgers The Fresh Princ-ipal Things get out of hand when Louise wins a contest to be Principal for a Day. Teddy attempts to help Bob when he suddenly finds himself unable to flip burgers. (S9, E15) 
23:00New: Corporate Thanks! Matt's broken "!" key strains his relationship with John and Kate, and Jake and Grace conspire to get rid of the office dog. Nihilistic, satirical sitcom from Comedy Central U.S. (S2, E04) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Best Pranks Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
00:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose; the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea; Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. 
00:30Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. Also features beard of leeches and urban sledding. 
01:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:35South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
02:00South Park Super Hard PCness Witness the return of Terrance & Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal... (S21, E09) 
02:30South Park Splatty Tomato There are "stranger things" going on in South Park, and President Garrison seems to be the cause. Meanwhile, The White family aren't happy with the P.C. teachings going on. (S21, E10) 
03:00South Park Dead Kids Sharon is overreacting to everything these days (including school shootings!) and Randy can't cope. Meanwhile, Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test... and blames Token. (S22, E01) 
03:25South Park A Boy And A Priest A special relationship develops between Butters and the Parish Priest. So when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Church. (S22, E02) 
03:50South Park The Problem With A Poo Mr. Hankey creates a poopstorm on Twitter! His behaviour puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant - Kyle to the rescue! (S22, E03) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Viva Lost Wages Will and Carlton become excited after Phil gives them two tickets to Las Vegas for Carlton's 21st birthday. The pair hit the Casinos, but it soon goes to Carlton's head. (S6, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.