This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, July 9 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Royal Flush In an attempt to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, Sue and Brick enter a competition to win a trip for two to London for the upcoming royal wedding. (S9, E21) 
08:35The Middle Split Decision Now that Frankie knows Axl was offered a job in Denver, she makes it her mission to sway him from taking it and moving away. (S9, E22) 
09:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Now We're Not Cooking With Gas Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10, E08) 
09:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 All That Gene Gene auditions for a role in a local theater production but learns Linda interfered. (S10, E09) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Wedding (2): When Ray and Debra meet with Father Hubley for pre-marital counselling, Ray begins to have second thoughts. Debra yells at him and leaves. Season finale. (S2, E25) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Invasion When Ray and Debra's house is fumigated for termites, they move in with Frank and Marie. Then Marie informs Ray that Debra is being intrusive... (S3, E01) 
11:00The King of Queens Soft Touch Doug gets tricked by Tim Sacksky (Bryan Cranston) into falling for a pyramid scheme, disguised as a way to make large amounts of money selling water filters. (S2, E22) 
11:30The King of Queens Restaurant Row Carrie gets angry at a waiter and the manager at a recently found favourite restaurant of Doug's. So Carrie bans him from ever going there again. However Doug defies her... (S2, E23) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat Neighbours with Attitude Jessica is disappointed to learn that she is excluded from the Neighbourhood Watch. Eddie sets the stage for the perfect first kiss. (S3, E13) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat The Gloves Are Off Jessica accidentally befriends Marvin's ex-wife and tries to help her and Honey settle their longstanding rift. Louis is on a mission to determine Grandma's true age. (S3, E14) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
13:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
15:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
16:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
16:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
17:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
18:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
19:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
20:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
21:00Bad Teacher Film A lazy teacher (Cameron Diaz) who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching when her sugar daddy dumps her. Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake co-star. (2011) 
23:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 The Ring (But Not Scary): Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. (S10, E01) 
23:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus Unable to afford a rare mushroom, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. (S10, E02) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a trawl through the news. Tonight features; a gay dog, Eddie Izzard, a 4 year-old mayor, a porn star astronaut, rapping religion, and breast milk. (S8, E06) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Christian O'Connell, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, and David Walliams. (S1, E02) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Alan Carr, Claudia Winkleman, Eamonn Holmes, and Lee Mack. (S1, E03) 
02:00Sofie Hagen: Comedy Central Live Comedy Central's authentic live show finds Danish comedian Sofie Hagen on stage. She speaks about her relationships with men and awkward encounters with her family. 
02:30Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Mmm, Fish. Yum: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Poor old Alan has to babysit Judith's kid and her tipsy mother, Lenore. Meanwhile, Jake blackmails Charlie with some incriminating photos. (S7, E03) 
03:00Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Alan takes a job working for Evelyn but things backfire for him. Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. (S7, E04) 
03:20Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
03:45Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
04:10Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
04:35Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.