This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, July 13 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Cow Bob tries to get a documentary filmmaker to remove the cow he stationed outside the restaurant to protest against meat eating. (S1, E03) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Sexy Dance Fighting Tina is going through the heartbreak of puberty; once they see it is not contagious, Gene and Louise try to cheer up their big sister. Bring on the Capoeira! (S1, E04) 
09:00Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Getting Even When Ray embarrasses Debra at a school fundraiser, Debra feels humiliated. When Ray asks her to stop feeling that way, she tells him that she would get back at him. (S3, E04) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Visit Debra's mother comes to visit, but she seems very detached. When Marie is very helpful during dinner, Debra blurts out that she wants her mother to be more like Marie. (S3, E05) 
11:00The King of Queens Do Rico Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico. Meanwhile, Arthur drags a delivery boy into chronicling his own life story. (S3, E01) 
11:30The King of Queens Roast Chicken Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company. Her boss decides that he wants Doug to participate in his anniversary banquet roast. (S3, E02) 
12:00Fresh Off The Boat The Flush Louis excitedly plans a guys' weekend for him and Eddie, but is disappointed when Eddie invites his buddies over for a sleepover instead. (S3, E17) 
12:30Fresh Off The Boat Time to Get Ill When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. (S3, E18) 
13:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
14:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
14:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
15:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
15:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
16:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
17:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
17:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
19:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
19:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
20:00Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
20:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
21:00New: Naughty Toddlers Caught On... ...Camera. Rammed with mischief and mayhem our celebs give their take on truly terrible tantrums, major meltdowns and silly scene stealers - we've got it all, from the daft to the adorable. (S1, E02) 
22:00John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Pig Trouble in Little Tina Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle ear wax. (S10, E04) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Legends of the Mall On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. (S10, E05) 
01:00Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord brings you this monumental show! 
02:45South Park Child Abduction Is Not Funny With the media awash with moral panics, the parents of South Park take things too far to protect their offspring - 'The Great Wall of South Park' is born! (S6, E11) 
03:10Two And A Half Men: Uncensored Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Lucky Charlie! (S7, E08) 
03:30Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
03:55Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
04:20Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
04:45Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
05:10Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.