This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, April 12 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
08:35Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
09:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
09:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
10:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
11:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
11:30The Three Musketeers Film The hot-headed young D'Artagnan and three former legendary Musketeers must unite to defeat the treacherous Milady De Winter (Milla Jovovich) and Cardinal Richelieu (Christoph Waltz). (2011) 
13:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
14:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
14:30Friends: T Is For... ...Tanning. The One With Ross's Tan: Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
15:00Friends: U Is For... ...Unagi. The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
15:30Friends: V Is For... ...Vegas. The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
16:00Friends: V Is For... ...Vegas. The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. They find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
16:30Friends: W Is For... ...White Teeth. The One With Ross's Teeth: Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble. (S6, E08) 
17:00Friends: X Is For... ...Xerox Girl. The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. (S3, E15) 
17:30Friends: Y Is For... ...Yemen. The One With All The Rugby: Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
18:00Friends: Z Is For... The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
18:30Jumanji Film When two kids (Kirsten Dunst and Bradley Pierce) find and play a magical board game, they release a man (Robin Williams) trapped in it for decades--and a whole host of other dangers! (1995) 
20:30Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Jimmy Anderson, Tommy Fleetwood, and Rachel Yankee in surreal contests. (S1, E05) 
21:00Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry... Film ...Met Lloyd. It's the 1980s, Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne meet in high school and soon become best friends. Jessica Collins asks Lloyd and Harry to help her investigate Principal Collins. (2003) 
22:50Joe Lycett: That's the Way... ...A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett. Comedian and halloumi enthusiast Joe Lycett performs his Chortle Award-winning show; talking about his love for trolling, outweirding others, and his life in general. 
23:50Romesh Ranganathan: Irrational The Bafta-nominated star performs his debut stand-up show and takes shots at everyone, from his kids to a stranger in a coffee shop. It's the perfect showcase for his acerbic take on the world. 
00:55Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
01:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
02:00Friends The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
02:30Friends The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
03:00Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
03:25Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! 
03:50Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. Also features the human pinata, carpet skating, and paintball draw! 
04:15Life In Pieces Prank Assistant Gum Puppy Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine. Meanwhile, Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler's school. (S1, E20) 
04:35Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.