This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, June 5 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
08:35The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
09:00The Middle Homecoming II - The Tailgate: Frankie worries that her mother will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate party. Meanwhile, Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament. (S7, E07) 
09:30The Middle Thanksgiving VII Frankie gets a new job and has to work on Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Mike's day of football watching is ruined by a power outage, so he decides to teach Brick poker. (S7, E08) 
10:00Last Man Standing Giving Mike the Business When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Boyd invites a girl over... (S7, E03) 
10:30Last Man Standing Bride of Prankenstein On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. (S7, E04) 
11:00Last Man Standing One Flew Into the Empty Nest When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool... (S7, E05) 
11:30Last Man Standing The Courtship of Vanessa's Mother Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed... a little too well. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd. (S7, E06) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
13:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
13:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
14:30Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
15:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
15:30Friends The One Where They All Turn Thirty Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's New Brain Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15) 
16:30Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
17:00Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Award Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E18) 
18:00Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
18:30Friends The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
19:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
19:30Friends The One With Chandler's Dad Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E22) 
20:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
20:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
21:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
22:00Mean Machine Film Ex-England football captain Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) is sent to prison after a brawl with the police. In prison, he leads a group of inmates in a match against the warden and prison guards. (2001) 
00:00South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! It's A Jersey Thing Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars. Especially the Snooki! (S14, E09) 
00:30South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
01:00South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
01:30South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! Casa Bonita Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11) 
02:00South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
02:30South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls The Sundance Film Festival is in South Park but it's not long before Hollywood culture is over running the town and polluting the sewer where Mr Hankey lives. (S2, E09) 
03:00South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12) 
03:25South Park: Top 50 Episodes Ever! Dead Celebrities The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08) 
03:50Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07) 
04:15The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
04:35The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.