This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, April 11 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
08:35Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
09:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
09:30Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
10:00Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
10:30Michael McIntyre's Easter Night... the Coliseum. Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own record-breaking comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Sia. 
11:30Big Momma's House 2 Film After his mentor is killed, an FBI agent (Martin Lawrence) reprises his disguise as a fat old lady and takes a job as a nanny in a crime suspect's house. (2006) 
13:30Friends: I Is For... ...Inadvertent Kiss. The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's building. (S5, E17) 
14:00Friends: J Is For... ...Jellyfish. The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
14:30Friends: K Is For... ...Kiss For One Minute. The One With All The Haste: Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
15:00Friends: L Is For... ...London. The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross... (S4, E23) 
15:30Friends: L Is For... ...London. The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
16:00Friends: M Is For... ...Marcel. The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
16:30Friends: N Is For... ...Neurosurgeon. The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
17:00Friends: O Is For... ...O. My. God. The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
17:30Friends: P Is For... ...Princess Leia. The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia. (S3, E01) 
18:00Friends: Q Is For... ...Quiz. The One With The Embryos: Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. A simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
18:30Clueless Film Shallow, rich and socially successful high school student Cher (Alicia Silverstone) tries to boost a new pupil's popularity, but reckons without affairs of the heart getting in the way. (1995) 
20:30Michael McIntyre's Easter Night... the Coliseum. Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own record-breaking comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Sia. 
21:30Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
22:00Sausage Party Film A misplaced sausage (Seth Rogen) and his savory friends embark on an existential adventure in a massive supermarket. Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, and James Franco co-star. (2016) 
00:00Gods of the Game Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Jimmy Anderson, Tommy Fleetwood, and Rachel Yankee in surreal contests. (S1, E05) 
00:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders height extremes when he learns that one of his new fans is actor Warwick Davis. Stephen entertains us with a story of his wild night out clubbing with his friends in London. (S2, E07) 
01:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09) 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville goes head-to-head against the USC football team to return a punt, and Bam Margera creates a pitfall in the backyard to ambush his lawn-mowing father. Also features the sexercise bike! 
02:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
02:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets blasted into a wall by a fire truck hose; the entire Jackass cast successfully revisits the "Human Slingshot" idea; Steve-O gets his butt cheeks pierced together. 
03:00Jackass Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo get double-crossed by the "Jackass" producers during a prank and "arrested" by a fake police officer. Also features beard of leeches and urban sledding. 
03:25Jackass Johnny Knoxville, Chris Pontius, Mike Kassak and Rick Kossick go to the Sunset ranch for an old style western shoot out. Also features snow surfing and spermathon! 
03:50Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! 
04:15Life In Pieces Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. (S1, E18) 
04:40Life In Pieces Pestilence War Famine Death John and Joan disagree with their neighbours, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. (S1, E19) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.