This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, February 27 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace I Love L. Gay: Will Karen and a star struck Grace travel to Los Angeles to support Jack as he accepts a HAPI award for Best Local Cable Gay Talk Show Host. (S8, E14) 
08:35Will & Grace The Definition of Marriage The big day has finally arrived - Grace and James are getting ready for their green card wedding. (S8, E15) 
09:00The U.S. Office Money (Part 2): Michael hops a train to run away, but Jan meets him and tells him that they can work together to find a way to live. Meanwhile, Dwight pines over Angela. (S4, E08) 
09:30The U.S. Office Local Ad Although informed that he and his employees can only be in the Dunder Mifflin commercial for a few seconds, Michael decides to produce a full commercial with the Scranton staff. (S4, E09) 
10:00The U.S. Office Branch Wars Karen, now Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Utica, attempts to lure Stanley away. Pranking Karen for her attempt, Michael and Dwight trick Jim into going on a "panty raid". (S4, E10) 
10:30The U.S. Office Survivor Man When Michael is not invited to a company wilderness retreat hosted by Ryan, he decides to prove that he has the ability to survive on his own. (S4, E11) 
11:00Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
11:35Friends The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12) 
12:05Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
12:40Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
13:05Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
13:40Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
14:05Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
15:05My Name Is Earl Darnell Outed (Part 2): With Darnell's cover blown, the Turners receive a new Witness Protection identity. What will they do when Joy gets a second chance to appear on "Estrada or Nada?" (S4, E16) 
15:35My Name Is Earl Randy's List Item When he wins on a Lottery ticket, Randy is immediately hit by a bike and the ticket blows away. He believes that was a message from karma, and he too should start a list. (S4, E17) 
16:00My Name Is Earl Friends with Benefits Earl visits Joy at her new Witness Protection location to return Mr. Turtle, and stays to help her make new friends. Randy makes a new "friend" while Earl is gone. (S4, E18) 
16:30My Name Is Earl My Name is Alias Darnell's father (Danny Glover) arrives in Camden claiming he needs to make amends with his son. Earl and Randy smell trouble and go to warn Joy and Darnell. (S4, E19) 
17:00Friends: The Bad The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
17:30Friends: The Bad The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
18:00Friends: The Bad The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
18:30Friends: The Bad The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
19:00Friends: The Bad The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
19:30Friends: The Bad The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
20:00Friends: The Bad The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
20:30Friends: The Bad The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
21:00Deep Blue Sea Film A group of researchers (Samuel L. Jackson, Saffron Burrows, Thomas Jane, and LL Cool J) are genetically modifying shark brains. Trouble ensues when the smart sharks hunt down their creators. (1999) 
23:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
23:35Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Philip's racism. 
00:35Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shannon and Katrina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E07) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Nick and Keeley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E08) 
01:35South Park Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
02:00South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
02:30South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
03:00South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
03:25South Park The Poor Kid Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, the mysterious masked figure Mysterion returns. (S15, E14) 
03:50The U.S. Office The Deposition Michael is thrown in the middle of a deposition between Dunder Mifflin and his girlfriend Jan after Jan sues the company for wrongful termination. (S4, E12) 
04:10The U.S. Office Dunder Mifflin Infinity (Part 2): Michael, believing the personal touch is more important than technology, leaves with Dwight to present food gift baskets to seven former clients. (S4, E04) 
04:35The U.S. Office Launch Party (Part 1): As the new brainchild of Ryan, the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, is about to be released, the staff of Dunder Mifflin Scranton prepare to host a party. (S4, E05) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.