This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 18 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
08:35The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
09:00The Middle Super Sunday The Super Bowl is coming up, and the Heck family is planning to spend it together as a family. Sue and Brad enter a square-dancing competition, but Sue can't dance at all. (S2, E13) 
09:30The Middle Valentine's Day II Axl starts dating a girl his parents aren't exactly pleased with, while Sue finds the boy who kissed her during a Halloween hayride, and Brick has a crush on a girl. (S2, E14) 
10:00The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
10:30The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
11:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Walk To The Door At a wedding, Ray reunites with the first woman he dated. He tells the family about the time he didn't walk her to the door. (S5, E07) 
11:30Everybody Loves Raymond Young Girl Robert dates a 22-year-old girl named Erica. Ray and Frank are excited to meet her, but Debra and Marie are annoyed. Ray, Debra, Robert and Erica go out for dinner. (S5, E08) 
12:00The King of Queens Holy Mackerel After Carrie receives a bonus after a prayer in church, Carrie starts praying for many things. Doug soon "sees the light". Arthur hosts an open house on the Heffernan House. (S5, E03) 
12:30The King of Queens Kirbed Enthusiasm Deacon complains to Doug about how much Kirby hates football, so he gets Doug to play football again to encourage him. (S5, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
13:30Friends The One Where They're Going To Party! The guys try to be spontaneous and wild and Monica must decide between a steady job as head chef of a restaurant or her catering business with Phoebe. (S4, E09) 
14:00Friends The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
14:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Uterus Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement which involves a massive decision for Phoebe. (S4, E11) 
15:00Friends The One With The Embryos Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12) 
15:30Friends The One With Rachel's Crush Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13) 
16:00Friends The One With Joey's Dirty Day Joey has no time to shower after he comes home from a three-day fishing trip and has to head out to the set of Charlton Heston's new movie. (S4, E14) 
16:30Friends The One With All The Rugby Chandler runs into Janice, now divorced, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross plays rugby in an attempt to impress Emily. (S4, E15) 
17:00Friends The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
17:30Friends The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
18:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
19:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
20:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
21:00Kevin Bridges: Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
22:00Scary Movie Film A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer. Features Anna Faris, Marlon Wayans, and Carmen Electra. (2000) 
23:40New: Al Murray's Great British... ...Pub Quiz. Al Murray, aided by barman Shaun Williamson and captains Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne, oversees the clash between The Chase from Nuneaton and The Duke of Cambridge from Battersea. (S1, E07) 
00:45Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Jason, Evie, and Mia as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S2, E04) 
01:15Another Period Funeral Lillian and Beatrice hold a funeral for their husbands, Albert and Victor try to build a new life together, and Peepers confronts his heritage. (S1, E03) 
01:40Another Period Pageant Bellacourt Manor hosts the first-ever beauty pageant for cabbages, babies and women, and Peepers trains Chair in the art of servitude. (S1, E04) 
02:15South Park Cartman Sucks After caught in a compromising position with Eric, Butters is sent to a special camp to "Pray the Gay Away". Cartman tries to retrieve the incriminating photo but has issues. (S11, E02) 
02:45New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:25Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
03:50Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
04:15Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
04:35Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.