This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, February 1 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
08:35Friends The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
09:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
09:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
10:00Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...Chipwrecked. The Chipmunks and Chipettes are on a cruise ship when their pranks go overboard. They end up on a deserted, tropical island and soon discover that they are not really alone. (2011) 
12:00My Name Is Earl Born a Gamblin' Man: Earl's gay friend Kenny wants to be more masculine, so Earl tries to teach him. They both develop a gambling problem - indirectly causing Catalina to get deported! (S2, E09) 
12:30My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Uno): Earl and Randy go to Mexico to bring Catalina back and hopefully give Randy a chance to win her heart, but Earl's fear of flying causes unforeseen problems. (S2, E10) 
13:00My Name Is Earl South of the Border (Part Dos): Randy is heartbroken when Catalina's uncle (John Leguizamo) announces that Earl has agreed to marry her so she can get a green card. (S2, E11) 
13:30My Name Is Earl Our "Cops" Is On: The townspeople gather around the Crab Shack's TV to watch an episode of Cops featuring Camden County. But this reveals more problems to add to Earl's list. (S2, E12) 
14:00My Name Is Earl Buried Treasure Earl tries to return a set of precious silverware he stole from the public library. But when he discovers that it's gone, Randy, Joy and Crabman each reveal secrets... (S2, E13) 
14:30My Name Is Earl Foreign Exchange Student In school, Earl bullied Pierre, a foreign exchange student. To make amends, he flies the Frenchman back to Camden County. But the visitor flirts with Catalina. (S2, E15) 
15:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
16:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
16:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
18:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
19:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
19:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
20:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
20:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
21:00Airplane! Film When the crew of a jet are incapacitated due to food poisoning, a rogue pilot with a drinking problem and his ex-girlfriend turned stewardess must bring the plane to a safe landing. (1980) 
23:00Borat Film Kazakh TV reporter Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. Borat becomes more interested in marrying Pamela Anderson... (2006) 
01:00South Park My Future Self 'n' Me: After meeting his failed self from the future, Stan decides to avoid drink and drugs - but why does Butters also have a good-for-nothing future self staying with him? (S6, E16) 
01:30South Park Red Sleigh Down Cartman's 'naughty or nice' accountant informs him that he has been too bad to earn his Christmas gift. All aboard Mr Hankey's Poo-Choo train for a trip to the North Pole! (S6, E17) 
02:00South Park Cancelled The boys get a sense of deja vu as Cartman again has an anal probe, but they soon realise they're actually stuck in some kind of re-run - Earth is just a reality show for aliens! (S7, E01) 
02:30South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
03:00South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
03:25My Name Is Earl Blow Earl takes on number 101 on his list, "Stole a girl's identity." The girl turns out to be Liberty Washington, Joy's half-sister that she never knew about. (S2, E16) 
03:50My Name Is Earl The Birthday Party Hoping for his good deeds to be recognized, Earl celebrates his birthday but is instead reminded of more unresolved issues on his list. (S2, E17) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.