This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, September 27 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
08:35Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
09:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
09:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
10:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
10:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
11:00Friends The One Without The Ski Trip Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17) 
11:30Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
13:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
13:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
14:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
15:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
15:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
16:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
16:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
17:00Aliens In The Attic Film Six cousins discover a quartet of knee-high extra-terrestrials preparing to launch an alien invasion from the roof of their holiday home! Live action mixes with CGI for a family adventure. (2019) 
19:00Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Film When the dolphin mascot of Miami's NFL team is abducted, zany private investigator Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) and Dolphins representative Melissa (Courteney Cox) close in on the culprits. (1994) 
21:00Dumb and Dumber Film After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport, dumb limo driver Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and his dumber friend Harry (Jeff Daniels) set out on a crazy road trip to Aspen, to return the briefcase. (1994) 
23:00Utterly Outrageous X-Rated Comedy Jennifer Saunders narrates a look at the most outrageous comedy ever seen on TV. Featuring clips from Little Britain, Men Behaving Badly, Lily Savage, and Steve Coogan. (S1, E01) 
00:00Lee Evans: Live At Wembley Wembley Arena bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind? 
02:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G talks with Sam Donaldson, 'boss man of ABC News', about Nixon's 'Waterworld' crisis, while Bruno explores issues of sexuality with Pastor Quinn, a 'gay converter'. (S3, E01) 
03:05Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G has a serious sit-down with conservative icon Patrick Buchanan, pondering "him"igration pros and cons, and Iraq's possession of "BLTs.". Borat learns about American politics. (S3, E02) 
03:30Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
03:50Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
04:15Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
04:35Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.