This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, July 18 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
08:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray (Don Cheadle), who, to Vivian's and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary. (S1, E05) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mistaken Identity While Philip and Vivian go on a trip to Palm Springs in Mr. Furth's helicopter, Will and Carlton drive Furth's car there. They get pulled over for "stealing" the car. (S1, E06) 
10:00Scrubs My Balancing Act J.D. and Alex struggle to complete a date due to his unpredictable schedule. Carla and Turk are openly in love with each other, but experience bedroom-related problems. (S1, E13) 
10:30Scrubs My Drug Buddy J.D. falls for a social worker with a bad habit, which threatens his friendship with Elliot. Carla and Dr. Kelso become unlikely friends. (S1, E14) 
11:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
11:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
12:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
12:30Friends: Season 5 The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
13:00Gilmore Girls The Lorelais' First Day at Yale: Always willing to help, Luke lends his truck to Lorelai to get Rory moved into her dorm. Meanwhile, the Gilmores realize Rory is growing up. (S4, E02) 
14:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
14:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
15:00Scrubs My Bed Banter and Beyond J.D. and Elliot decide to take their relationship in a new direction. Carla and Dr. Cox reminisce about their motivations to enter the medical field. (S1, E15) 
15:30Scrubs My Heavy Meddle The stress of work becomes too much for Dr. Cox and J.D. to bear. Carla defies Dr. Kelso to fulfil a dying patient's unusual last request. (S1, E16) 
16:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
16:30Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
17:00Friends: Season 6 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
17:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
18:00Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
18:30Friends: Season 6 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
19:00Friends: Season 6 The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
19:30Friends: Season 6 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
20:00New: Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new batch of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for slips, trips and a whole bunch of falls as they head up the Slippery Wall and over the Slipway. (S4, E03) 
20:30New: Takeshi's Castle A new bunch of contestants take on the super- sticky Mud Ball and the slip and slide that is Wet Paint. Who will make it and who will be left stuck in the mud? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S4, E04) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What were the Jokers most nervous about for their very first live, televised event? Go behind the scenes with Sal, Murr, Joe and Q to find out! Season finale. (S2, E26) 
22:00New: Ed Gamble At The Comedy Store The superb Ed Gamble introduces funny-man Fin Taylor, the fantastic Mae Martin, and the extremely funny Mo Gilligan. All this and more from the legendary Comedy Store in London. (S5, E01) 
22:30Sara Pascoe At The Comedy Store Sara Pascoe is your host at the legendary Comedy Store in London. Her guests tonight are Phil Wang, Chris Martin, and Joel Dommett. (S4, E06) 
23:00Lee Evans: Roadrunner - Live At... ...The O2: Mr Evans performs to another gigantic crowd on his 2011 tour, where he fumes about; breaking down on the motorway, airport hassle, and a certain late-night TV channel he'd recently noticed! 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 1 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray (Don Cheadle), who, to Vivian's and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary. (S1, E05) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mistaken Identity While Philip and Vivian go on a trip to Palm Springs in Mr. Furth's helicopter, Will and Carlton drive Furth's car there. They get pulled over for "stealing" the car. (S1, E06) 
02:00South Park You Have 0 Friends Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself - 'Tron' parody ahoy! (S14, E04) 
02:30South Park Cri**led Summer At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him and become champ. The boys sort an intervention as Towelie's drug use is too much! (S14, E07) 
03:00South Park Poor and Stupid Cartman's secret ambition in life is revealed. To become a NASCAR driver! Stan and Kyle convince him he can make the dream a reality but can he win the race of his life? (S14, E08) 
03:25New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is rapper Wiz Khalifa, talking about his new album "Rolling Papers 2". 
03:50South Park It's A Jersey Thing Kyle discovers a family secret and the town of South Park must defend itself against being swallowed up by New Jersey and its reality TV stars. Especially the Snooki! (S14, E09) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Babysits Malcolm adores his new job of looking after the kids of a rich family. But, are they really as perfect as they appear? (S1, E05) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Sleepover Reese takes on an impossible task in order to be allowed to stay up and watch an evil puppet. While Malcolm finds his sleepover at Stevie's a little...safe. (S1, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.