This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, May 25 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
08:35Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
09:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
09:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
10:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
10:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
11:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
11:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
12:00Bring It On: In It to Win It Film A senior (Ashley Benson from "Pretty Little Liars") falls for a fellow cheerleader (Michael Copon from "One Tree Hill") at the Cheer Camp Nationals, not realizing that he is on a rival squad. (2007) 
13:55LA to Vegas Things to Do in Vegas When You're Grounded When Colin gets served with divorce papers, Captain Dave plans a guys' night out. Nichole brings Ronnie on an interesting double date. (S1, E07) 
14:25LA to Vegas Parking Lot B: Ronnie is evicted from her apartment and kicked out of Bernard's, so Captain Dave invites her to stay with him in a community of airline workers. (S1, E08) 
14:50Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Olivia, Max, and Matty as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E10) 
15:25Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
15:50Friends The One With The Fertility Test Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21) 
16:25Friends The One With The Donor Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22) 
16:55Friends The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23) 
18:00Friends The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01) 
18:35Friends The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02) 
19:05The Nutty Professor Film Grossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump (Eddie Murphy) takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love (also Eddie Murphy!). (1996) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News: Sports Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite sporting news stories. Tonight features; a one year-old professional footballer, ferret legging, and the rabbit grand national. (S6, E09) 
22:00Borat Film Kazakh TV reporter Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. Borat becomes more interested in marrying Pamela Anderson... (2006) 
23:40Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
00:10Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires with a broken hand in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they don't deserve. (S9, E09) 
00:40Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys make bizarre passes at supermarket shoppers and act as reporters asking ridiculous questions written by the other guys. (S9, E10) 
01:10South Park Cancelled The boys get a sense of deja vu as Cartman again has an anal probe, but they soon realise they're actually stuck in some kind of re-run - Earth is just a reality show for aliens! (S7, E01) 
01:40South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
02:10South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
02:40South Park I'm A Little Bit Country Mr Garrison gets angry when he discovers the boys don't know who the Founding Fathers are. Cartman tries to induce a flashback to 1776 to find out what the fuss is. (S7, E04) 
03:10South Park Fat Butt and Pancake Head When Cartman wins a diversity event with his offensive hand puppet impersonation of Jennifer Lopez, Kyle is enraged. Soon the real J-Lo turns up, mightily peeved! (S7, E05) 
03:30South Park Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
03:55South Park Red Man's Greed When the entire town is bought out by a Native American casino, the boys come up with a plan to get their homes back - but is more gambling really the solution? (S7, E07) 
04:15Life In Pieces Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. (S1, E21) 
04:35Life In Pieces Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. (S1, E22) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.