This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, June 1 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
08:35The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
09:00The Middle Steaming Pile of Guilt Frankie is overwhelmed with guilt upon realising that she and the family forgot to celebrate Brick's birthday. Meanwhile, Sue wants to be included in the yearbook. (S6, E15) 
09:30The Middle Flirting with Disaster Frankie fears that her bad remark about Axl's hot friend may have been overheard. Meanwhile, Sue takes Brick to a Planet Nowhere convention. (S6, E16) 
10:00Michael McIntyre's Big Show Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from Niall Horan and new comedy material from Michael himself. (S3, E05) 
11:00Last Man Standing The Friending Library Mike runs a blog contest and the blog winner appears to be a fan fanatic as well as an anarchist. Vanessa gains a new secret admirer of English literature. (S6, E17) 
11:30Last Man Standing Take Me to Church Mike and Vanessa are trying to convince Eve and Mandy that they should attend Church on Sundays. Meanwhile, Kyle participates in Ryan's podcast. (S6, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
13:00Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
13:30Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
14:00Friends The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. (S6, E12) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Sister Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross. (S6, E13) 
15:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
15:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
16:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
16:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
17:00Friends The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18) 
17:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
18:00Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
18:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
19:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
20:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
20:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
21:00Anger Management Film Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is a mild-mannered businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger-management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor (Jack Nicholson). (2003) 
23:05New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Sal wrote fan letters to a celebrity as a kid, Murr loves a certain grocery game, and how the guys found Sloppy Joe; who helped make Q's first Jeep punishment a milky mess. (S4, E24) 
23:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. How long it takes Joe to remove his shoes and socks with just his toes? Q walks a dog while cloud-watching, and Q paints a mural in New Jersey. (S4, E25) 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E01) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E02) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Katie Hopkins, Vic Reeves, Danny Dyer, and Johnny Vegas. (S5, E01) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Konnie Huq, Rhys Thomas, Griff Rhys Jones, and David Walliams. (S5, E02) 
02:00South Park Trapper Keeper Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? (S4, E12) 
02:30South Park Helen Keller! The Musical The boys stage a Thanksgiving play about the life of author Helen Keller, starring Timmy as Helen. There's trouble involving his favourite turkey, Gobbles. (S4, E13) 
03:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars A mystery 10th queen joins the nine All Stars competing for $100,000 and a place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame. The first test is a drag variety show, with guest judge Vanessa Hudgens. (S3, E01) 
04:10The Middle Valentine's Day VI Brick learns that his quirky girlfriend wants him to kiss her on Valentine's Day. Axl struggles with the fact that his girlfriend doesn't want to do anything romantic. (S6, E13) 
04:35The Middle The Answer Sue wants to back out of her engagement to Darrin, but she doesn't know how to do it. Meanwhile, Axl uses what he has learned in his psychology class to try and "cure" Brick. (S6, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.