This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 4 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers Sacred Couch When Linda convinces the Belchers to not replace their old couch with a new one, Louise decides to take matters into her own hands. (S6, E09) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Lice Things Are Lice A head lice infestation breaks out in Wagstaff when Tina volunteers as a nurse. Meanwhile, Bob tries to make improvements to the new bar stool seats in his restaurant. (S6, E10) 
09:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
09:30Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture Ray decides to get a family picture taken for Marie's Christmas gift, which Debra doesn't like much. She suggests spending Christmas Eve with her parents. (S4, E11) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond What's With Robert? The family talks about how Robert is unable to keep a girlfriend and decide that he must be gay. Robert is shocked. (S4, E12) 
11:00The King of Queens Life Sentence Doug and Carrie decide to install a hidden camera in the basement to monitor Arthur when he comes home from the hospital. (S4, E08) 
11:30The King of Queens Veiled Threat With the episode being set before Doug and Carrie's marriage, Carrie is very nervous in marrying Doug to the point where she can't stop vomiting. (S4, E09) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Double Date Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies. (S2, E18) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Failure to Communicate Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. (S2, E19) 
13:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
16:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
16:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
17:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
17:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
18:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
18:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
19:00Friends The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
19:30Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
20:00Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
20:30Friends The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
21:00Joe Lycett: That's the Way... ...A-Ha, A-Ha, Joe Lycett. Comedian and halloumi enthusiast Joe Lycett performs his Chortle Award-winning show; talking about his love for trolling, outweirding others, and his life in general. 
22:00New: Al Murray's Great British... ...Pub Quiz. Al Murray, aided by Shaun Williamson and captains Phill Jupitus and Ed Byrne, supervises the battle between the Spread Eagle from Croydon and the Foldgate Inn from Norfolk. (S1, E05) 
23:00Bob's Burgers House of 1000 Bounces When a bounce house crisis occurs during a birthday party, Gene, Louise, and Tina must come to the rescue. Bob tries to deal with his longstanding fear of pigeons. (S6, E11) 
23:30Bob's Burgers Stand by Gene Gene, Louise, Tina, and their friends go on a journey to look for a mythical creature that supposedly lives nearby. Linda's competitive nature sends her into overdrive. (S6, E12) 
00:00Blockbusters: BGT Special Dara Ó Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03) 
00:30Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
01:00South Park Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13) 
01:30South Park Woodland Critter Christmas Stan finds talking animals building a Christmas tree in the woods. They enlist him to protect them from an evil mountain lion but things aren't what they seem. (S8, E14) 
02:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars In a salute to all things Jersey, the All Stars plead their cases before "Judge" Michelle Visage in an unscripted courtroom parody. Special guest judges: Zoe Kravitz and comedian Erica Ash. (S4, E04) 
03:20Friends The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. (S10, E03) 
03:45Friends The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04) 
04:10Friends The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
04:35Friends The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.