This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, May 26 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. 
08:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. 
09:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. 
09:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. 
10:00Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. 
10:30Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. 
11:30Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. 
12:00Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. 
12:30Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. 
13:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. 
14:00Friends The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. 
14:30Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. 
15:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. 
15:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. 
16:00Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. 
16:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. 
17:00New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
17:30New Mike & Molly School Recital Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite? 
18:00Friends The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. 
18:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. 
19:00Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. 
19:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. 
20:00New Two And A Half Men Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped Brand new & exclusive. Walden meets a hot twenty-three year-old, but it's her grandmother that intrigues him. Jake pays Alan a visit and has some big news. Season finale. 
20:30New Anger Management Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures Brand new and exclusive. Charlie manages to persuade Kate to take Nolan on as her PA, but Nolan discovers more than Charlie would like to know. Charlie Sheen stars. 
21:00Live At The Apollo Lee Mack hosts this show and is joined by the brilliant Sean Lock. Lee and Sean take pot shots at Riverdance, the dessert topping hundreds and thousands, cockneys and starfish. 
22:00Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow Brighton The Comedy Roadshow makes its last stop as Michael McIntyre introduces Al Murray, Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield and Jon Richardson. 
23:00Jimmy Carr: Stand Up Recorded live at London's Bloomsbury theatre, Jimmy unleashes material that is just too rude for TV, taking his dry and sardonic wit and deadpan delivery to a whole new level. 
00:20Friends The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. 
00:50Friends The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. 
01:20New Mike & Molly School Recital Brand new and exclusive. Molly starts to get impatient with her lack of impregnation. Meanwhile, Vince has a tasty business opportunity for Mike - will he bite? 
01:50South Park Red Hot Catholic Love When the boys are asked whether Father Maxi has ever put anything in their butts, Cartman reasons it could be possible to defecate from the mouth if you eat with your behind! 
02:20South Park Free Hat Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Tweek get angry about Steven Spielberg and George Lucas's habit of altering their films with each "re-re-re-release". The boys go on a mission to steal the movies... 
02:50The King Of Queens No Retreat Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. When Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person he ends up putting on a bad show. 
03:20The King Of Queens Ticker Treat Arthur's hostility towards the whole concept of Halloween reveals that he has some real-life ghosts to exorcise. What could this mean for his health? 
03:45Frasier Morning Becomes Entertainment To improve contract negotiations, Frasier fills in as a host on a morning TV programme, prompting accusations that he is an "applause junkie". 
04:10Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met Memories of how they first met flood back when Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date with a little boy. 
04:35Everybody Loves Raymond Boob Job Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired womanly "assets". 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.