This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, January 26 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers The Ring (But Not Scary): Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. (S10, E01) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus Unable to afford a rare mushroom, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. (S10, E02) 
09:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
10:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
10:30Alvin and the Chipmunks... Film ...Chipwrecked. The Chipmunks and Chipettes are on a cruise ship when their pranks go overboard. They end up on a deserted, tropical island and soon discover that they are not really alone. (2011) 
12:15My Name Is Earl Made a Lady Think I Was God Earl wants to make amends to an angry trailer park manager (Roseanne Barr) for playing a trick on her - but it caused her to change her life for the better. (S2, E06) 
12:45My Name Is Earl Mailbox Earl promises to help a man from the trailer park win the girl of his dreams (Jenny McCarthy), but he falls for her instead. And Joy gets mad at Darnell... (S2, E07) 
13:10My Name Is Earl Robbed a Stoner Blind After Earl and Randy attempt to make amends with a former drug addict (Christian Slater), Earl joins him for a week at a commune and tries to prevent global warming. (S2, E08) 
13:40Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
14:10Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
14:40Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
15:10Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
15:40Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
16:10Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
16:40Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
17:10Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
17:40Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
18:10Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
18:40Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
19:10Little Nicky Film When somebody's mother is an angel and his father is the devil, life can be really confusing. For a sweet boy like Little Nicky (Adam Sandler), it just got a whole lot worse. (2000) 
21:00Dumb and Dumber Film After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport, dumb limo driver Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and his dumber friend Harry (Jeff Daniels) set out on a crazy road trip to Aspen, to return the briefcase. (1994) 
23:05Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
23:35Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guest judge Noel Fielding plus Katherine Ryan. Feat. a drag spectacular with Baga Chipz & The Vivienne vs. Glamrou & Crystal, and Laura Lexx vs. Tom Livingstone. (S4, E01) 
00:05South Park How To Eat With Your Butt It's school photo time. Kenny decides to play a prank by wearing his parka upside down and revealing his buttocks. Cartman decides to take it a step further. (S5, E10) 
00:35South Park The Entity Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) 
01:05South Park Here Comes The Neighbourhood Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) 
01:35South Park Kenny Dies When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) 
02:00South Park Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
02:30South Park Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
03:00Drunk History Matt Richardson takes us back to World War II (stars Simon Bird and Dustin Demri Burns), whilst an inebriated Josie Long narrates the tale of Dr Crippen (stars Olivia Colman). (S2, E07) 
03:25Drunk History Elis James & John Robins discuss the Battle of Waterloo (stars Vicky Pattison and Hugh Dennis), and Tom Parry tells us about Arthur Conan Doyle becoming sherlock (stars Bradley Walsh). (S2, E08) 
03:50Drunk History Nick Helm and Sara Pascoe narrate boozy tales about the Battle of Hastings (starring Phil Jupitus and Jordan Stephens) & Catherine Parr (starring Emma Bunton and Neil Maskell). (S2, E09) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show following The Tenderloins. The guys try to kiss strangers, eat food out of other people's shopping karts, and invade people's conversations for 30 seconds.(S2, E07) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to get signatures for college clubs that don't exist, and behave rudely at odds with elevator etiquette. (S2, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.