This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, April 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Friends: Chick & Duck The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
08:35Friends: Chick & Duck The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
08:55Friends: Chick & Duck The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
09:30Friends: Chick & Duck The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
09:55Friends: Chick & Duck The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
10:25Friends: Chick & Duck The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
10:55Friends: Chick & Duck The One With Chandler In A Box On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08) 
11:25Astro Boy Film When an android boy (Freddie Highmore) is rejected by his creator, he goes off on an adventure that will make him the greatest hero of his time. Charlize Theron and Nicolas Cage co-star. (2009) 
13:05Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and a Wedding Starring Ryan Reynolds. One of Berg, Pete and Sharon's college friends is getting married and they are all invited. Pete takes it badly. (S2, E08) 
13:35Two Guys and a Girl Two Guys, a Girl and Oxford Starring Ryan Reynolds. After her announcement that she has feelings for Berg but has a long term boyfriend, Ashley is avoiding Berg. (S2, E09) 
14:00Friends: Back To School The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
14:35Friends: Back To School The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
15:10Wild Child Film Young Poppy (Emma Roberts) has everything her credit cards can buy, and a spoiled attitude to match. When her father ships her off to boarding school in England, Poppy meets her match. (2008) 
17:00Friends: Back To School The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
17:30Friends: Back To School The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
18:05Friends: Back To School The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
18:35Friends: Back To School The One With The Fake Party Rachel throws Emily a fake going away party so she can see Joshua outside of work. Meanwhile, Phoebe's pregnancy cravings kick in as she longs for meat. (S4, E16) 
19:05John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Mean Girls Film Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) is a hit with The Plastics, the elite clique at her new school, until she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George. (2004) 
23:00Easy A Film Clean-cut high school student Olive (Emma Stone) relies on the school's rumour mill to advance her social and financial standing, but things soon get out of control... (2010) 
01:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Leyla, Oisin, and Olly as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E05) 
01:30South Park You're Not Yelping There's a new craze in town - being a freeloading, online food critic! Kyle's dad and Cartman are leading the way! But just how much will the restaurants stand for? (S19, E04) 
02:00South Park Safe Space When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) 
02:30South Park Tweek x Craig When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) 
03:00South Park Naughty Ninjas When Officer Barbrady gets trigger happy there's some major consequences. The boys are playing ninja in Shi Tpa Town but get mistaken for some other black clad baddies... (S19, E07) 
03:25South Park Sponsored Content Jimmy's integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal's ideology. Meanwhile, Presidential candidate Mr Garrison is approached by an old friend with alarming news. (S19, E08) 
03:45South Park Truth and Advertising Jimmy does his best to discover living ad Leslie's plan. Principal Victoria, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison return to a South Park that has become unrecognizable. (S19, E09) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air To Thine Own Self Be Blue... and Gold: A lifelong friend of Philip's visits the family and tries to persuade Will to do something illegal for him. Carlton and Hilary both try online dating. (S5, E22) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.