This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, October 1 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Paper Route Brick takes a job delivering newspapers to save up enough money to buy night vision goggles. Elsewhere, Frankie discovers that Mike has been hoarding batteries. (S3, E19) 
08:35The Middle Get Your Business Done Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets, Axl gets crushed by Brick at Air Hockey, and Sue starts a babysitting service. (S3, E20) 
09:00The Middle The Guidance Counsellor Sue forms a connection with her awkward guidance counsellor (Whoopi Goldberg). Frankie is frustrated when Mike insists on assembling their new bed by himself. (S3, E21) 
09:30The Middle The Clover Brick believes that a four-leaf clover he found is bringing bad luck, Axl is shocked when his jock friend asks Sue to the prom, and Frankie tries to find Aunt Edie a care giver. (S3, E22) 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (1): Robert and Amy are finally getting married. The Barones drive down to Pennsylvania for the wedding. At the wedding hall, Robert hides in the bathroom, nervous. (S7, E24) 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Wedding (2): At the reception, Marie complains about the food, Ray gives a nice Best Man speech, and Robert & Amy have chosen a very peculiar song and dance routine. Season finale. (S7, E25) 
11:00The King of Queens Slippery Slope Doug & Carrie go skiing however the trip comes with a catch, a time-share meeting. Danny & Spence also go on the trip pretending to be life partners to get a free weekend. (S7, E21) 
11:30The King of Queens Buy Curious The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbour leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams. (S7, E22) 
12:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
12:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
13:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
13:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
14:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
14:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
15:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
16:00Friends The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
17:30Friends The One Where Ross Moves In After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07) 
18:00Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
18:30Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
19:00Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
19:30Friends The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00New: Fresh Off The Boat Fresh Off The RV Jessica's book is released, but it is universally panned by critics and does not sell a single copy. But she tells the family it is a success - with unexpected results. (S5, E01) 
20:30New: Fresh Off The Boat The Hand That Sits The Cradle Jessica takes up residence with Honey and Marvin, insisting that she tend to Honey's every need as she recovers from giving birth. (S5, E02) 
21:00Dumb and Dumber Film After a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport, dumb limo driver Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and his dumber friend Harry (Jeff Daniels) set out on a crazy road trip to Aspen, to return the briefcase. (1994) 
23:10Ali G Indahouse Film Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain. Sacha Baron Cohen, Martin Freeman, Charles Dance, and Michael Gambon star. (2002) 
01:00Da Ali G Show Ali pitches his new movie, 'Booka', at the Cannes Film Festival. There's a lively discussion on animal rights, Neil Hamilton joins Ali on the sofa and Borat learns about British etiquette. (S1, E01) 
01:40Da Ali G Show Ali gets the low-down on the FB, Aiiii. There's rapping from Mohammed Al Fayed, and Borat finds out what it takes to be a true British huntsman. (S1, E02) 
02:15South Park Jewpacabra With Passover and Easter coinciding Eric tries to convince everyone that the mythical creature Jewpacabra will be on the hunt for all non-believers. His little scheme backfires. (S16, E04) 
02:45New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:25Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
03:50Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
04:15Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
04:35Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.