| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 08:00 | Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. |
| 08:30 | Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist
Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. |
| 09:00 | Friends The One With Fake Monica
When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. |
| 09:30 | Friends The One With The Ick Factor
After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. |
| 10:00 | Friends The One With The Birth
When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. |
| 10:30 | Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out
During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. |
| 11:00 | Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend
Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. |
| 11:30 | Friends The One With The Breast Milk
The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. |
| 12:00 | Friends The One Where Heckles Dies
After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. |
| 12:30 | Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband
Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. |
| 13:00 | Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant
Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. |
| 13:30 | Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus
Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out a women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. |
| 14:00 | Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out
A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. |
| 14:30 | Friends The One With The List
Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. |
| 15:00 | Two And A Half Men The Straw In My Donut Hole
Alan finds himself reaping more and more benefits from his heart attack but how long can the good times last? Jason Alexander (from Seinfeld) cameos. |
| 15:30 | Two And A Half Men Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the big, bad world. Walden is persuaded to give them both jobs... how long before it all goes wrong? Season finale. |
| 16:00 | Two And A Half Men I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden creates the perfect proposal atmosphere for Zoe's birthday - but will she say 'yes'? Alan hopes not! Michael Bolton guest stars. |
| 16:30 | Friends The One With Russ
While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". |
| 17:00 | Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding
Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. |
| 17:30 | Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. |
| 18:00 | New: Whitney Sex, Lies, and Alibis
Brand new and exclusive. After a revelation from Alex, Whitney decides to confess previous lies - maybe not the best idea! Meanwhile, Mark hires a new bartender, R.J. |
| 18:30 | Two And A Half Men A Big Bag of Dog
Walden isn't dealing with his split from Zoe very well - could it be time for an intervention? Or maybe a pet?! Ashton Kutcher stars. |
| 19:00 | Mr. Deeds Film
When sweet-natured, small-town guy, Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler), inherits $40 billion from a deceased uncle, his life changes forever! (2002) |
| 21:00 | Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jeff Dunham, veteran ventriloquist, performs live at Washington DC's Warner Theatre. Expect Jeff and his puppets to cover everything from politics to family life. |
| 22:45 | Live At The Apollo Tonight's show is a triple bill of epic proportions! Dara O'Briain, Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle leave no funny bone un-tickled as they tackle computer geeks, Australians & the 1970s. |
| 23:45 | Jeepers Creepers 2 Film
A high school basketball team, stranded on a school bus, must defend themselves from the Creeper - a flesh-eating ancient beast that resurfaces on the earth every twenty-three years to feed. (2003) |
| 01:55 | Tosh.0 Razor-sharp comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight we have a parkour web redemption and Tosh tries to sell his latest invention to the U.S. Dragon's Den. |
| 02:20 | Tosh.0 Comedian Daniel Tosh takes on everything the Internet has to offer. Tonight there's a web re-match for a boy beaten in the Ultimate Fighter ring by a girl and Tosh sends a Popsicle into space. |
| 02:45 | South Park Douche and Turd
The pupils of South Park Elementary are called upon to vote for a new mascot. With the choices being a "giant douche" and a "turd sandwich" is there any point? Stan doesn't think so! |
| 03:05 | The King Of Queens Golden Moldy
Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbours, but that's until Arthur calls saying that their house is mold-damaged and is gonna cost big bucks to repair. |
| 03:30 | The King Of Queens S'Poor House
The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows. Doug and Carrie find out that to fix the problem it will cost them $12,000! Doug decides it's time to go begging at the Bank of Dad. |
| 03:50 | Frasier Hungry Heart
After persuading Kenny not to begin an affair, Frasier inadvertently begins dating his wife. After it takes all three Cranes to lift Daphne, she and Niles begin dieting. |
| 04:10 | Everybody Loves Raymond Ray's Journal
Ray is mortified when he learns that Marie used to read the personal journal he kept as a teenager. |
| 04:35 | Everybody Loves Raymond Silent Partners
Debra is upset when she realises that she and Ray have run out of things to talk to each other about. |
| 05:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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