This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, August 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids Quality Time Janet interrupts Michael's video game so they can spend quality time together. After a romantic dinner, Michael returns to his game and Jay takes it as a bad sign... (S2, E13) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Get Out Michael is on a mission - to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes. (S2, E14) 
09:00The U.S. Office Job Fair Jim hits the links with Andy and Kevin to attempt to land his biggest client ever. Michael, Pam, Oscar, and Darryl set up a booth at a job fair at Pam's old high school. (S4, E17) 
09:30The U.S. Office Goodbye, Toby (Part 1): After Angela refuses to give in to Michael's unreasonable demands, Phyllis takes over the party planning committee and throws a huge bash for Toby's goodbye party. (S4, E18) 
10:00The U.S. Office Goodbye, Toby (Part 2): Pam accepts a three-month training program in New York, and just as Jim is about to propose to her, Andy publicly proposes to Angela... (S4, E19) 
10:30The U.S. Office Weight Loss (Part 1): Over eight weeks of the summer, a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. (S5, E01) 
11:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
11:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
12:00Friends: 25 Years The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
12:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
13:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
13:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
14:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
14:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
15:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
15:30Friends: 25 Years The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Quality Time Janet interrupts Michael's video game so they can spend quality time together. After a romantic dinner, Michael returns to his game and Jay takes it as a bad sign... (S2, E13) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Get Out Michael is on a mission - to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes. (S2, E14) 
17:00Friends: 25 Years The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
17:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
18:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
18:30Friends: 25 Years The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
19:00Friends: 25 Years The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
19:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
20:00Friends: 25 Years The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
20:30Friends: 25 Years The One With The Kips Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05) 
21:00Michael McIntyre At The Comedy... ...Store Michael is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show! 
21:35Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
22:00Lip Sync Battle The Fab 5 of Queer Eye battle it out on the Lip Sync stage. This is not one to miss! (S5, E01) 
22:35New: The Ricky Gervais Show Karl discusses his childhood memories of having thousands of Tic Tacs in his house, plus his curiosity at the reading material in a doctor's surgery. (S2, E10) 
23:00New: The Ricky Gervais Show Karl recounts having eaten a beetle, having been lost in London and having talked to a ghost in Cornwall, plus his theory on how Martians are more productive than humans - a must watch! (S2, E11) 
23:35Impractical Jokers The guys get tutored on how to use PowerPoint at a library, and play a four-way game of hot potato with stranger's shoes. (S12, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What classic Men in Black line did Sal use in "Foul Play"? Which Joker gets fan letters from a murderer? How did the casino keep the audience from leaving after Murr's stage punishment? (S3, E18) 
00:30South Park Hummels & Heroin Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates, but what does Stan's grandpa and his old people's home have to do with it? (S21, E05) 
01:00South Park Sons a Witches When Randy and the other dads have their annual Halloween get-together, some spell-making creates all kinds of problems. Cartman reaches the end of his tether with Heidi. (S21, E06) 
01:30South Park Doubling Down Kyle doesn't understand why Heidi won't break up with Cartman. He's playing with fire when he gets in the middle of the school's most talked about couple. (S21, E07) 
02:00South Park Moss Piglets It's Jimmy & Timmy vs. Nathan & Mimsy at the upcoming Special Ed Science Fair, but things soon go to a whole other level! Meanwhile, Heidi undergoes a horrible transformation. (S21, E08) 
02:30South Park Super Hard PCness Witness the return of Terrance & Philip via the power of Netflix! Kyle isn't impressed. Meanwhile, PC Principal falls in love with the new Vice-Principal... (S21, E09) 
03:00South Park Splatty Tomato There are "stranger things" going on in South Park, and President Garrison seems to be the cause. Meanwhile, The White family aren't happy with the P.C. teachings going on. (S21, E10) 
03:25The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Birth of A Salesman Tim helps Cleveland find a position at the cable television company where he works, only to grow jealous when Cleveland excels at his job. (S1, E04) 
04:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
04:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.