This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, November 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Poker? I Don't Even Like Her: Will feels the heat from his poker-playing pals when their weekly get-together is compromised by Grace whose gamesmanship leaves her in debt to everyone. (S3, E19) 
08:35Will & Grace An Old Fashioned Piano Party When Grace frets that she and Will might drift apart, she impulsively buys an expensive piano which she hopes will cement their mutual bond and love for music. (S3, E20) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air What's Will Got to Do with It? (Part 1): When Uncle Phil opens a record store, Will believes it is his chance to pursue a career featuring music. However, Uncle Phil refuses him a job... (S5, E01) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Client (Part 2): Revelling in the success of Ashley's first single, Will implements a selection of actions hoping to make Ashley North America's biggest act. (S5, E02) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
12:00Friends The One At The Beach The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25) 
12:30Friends The One With The Jellyfish Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01) 
13:00Friends The One With The Cat Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03) 
14:00Friends The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05) 
15:00Friends The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
15:30Friends The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07) 
16:00Will & Grace The Young and the Tactless Grace's new neighbour is a slovenly lout whose disheveled lifestyle and grungy habits put him at odds with her well-ordered world. (S3, E21) 
16:30Will & Grace Alice Doesn't Lisp Here Anymore Grace is wracked with guilt over the death of a classmate whom she once tormented, so she drags Will along to the funeral and gets the surprise of her life. (S3, E22) 
17:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
17:30Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23) 
18:00Friends The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
18:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
19:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
19:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lizzie and Patrick will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E08) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
21:00Tower Heist Film When a group of hard-working guys (incl. Ben Stiller) find out they've fallen victim to their wealthy employer's Ponzi scheme, they conspire with a petty crook (Eddie Murphy) to rob him. (2011) 
23:00Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies Film Friends Harold and Kumar set out on a Friday night to satisfy their munchies with hamburgers from White Castle, but it soon turns into a wild road trip of epic proportions. (2004) 
00:55South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
01:25South Park Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
01:55South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
02:30South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:25Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks jellyfish stings and brotherly love. His guests are Bridget Christie and Ivo Graham. (S2, E05) 
03:50Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks racial tension and lady wrestling; plus answers questions on Youtubers and tickling chickens. His guests are Johnny Pelham and Seann Walsh. (S2, E06) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.