This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, November 17 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men Help Daddy Find His Toenail Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year, but a pill Charlie takes makes him act crazy. Jake sneaks out to attend a rock concert. (S5, E06) 
09:30Two And A Half Men The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: Charlie and Alan have a dispute about Alan's role in the house, leading to Alan and Jake moving in with his mother. Teddy and Evelyn aren't happy. (S5, E07) 
10:00Bob's Burgers The Runway Club The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. (S5, E16) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Jay Goes to School Jay drops the bomb that she has enrolled in college, and despite Michael forbidding her, she goes anyway. At first the kids are behind her... (S4, E04) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Meet the Parents Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating they are. (S4, E05) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Jessica Stays Over Jessica (Hayden Panettiere) teaches Malcolm how to manipulate Lois, Reese prepares to mail himself to China, and Hal is terrorized by a bee. (S7, E05) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Secret Boyfriend Malcolm gets involved in a complicated relationship with the secretly brainy Vicki (the hottest girl in school). Lois worries about what Reese will be doing in the future. (S7, E06) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
15:00The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 1): When Mike proposes a camping trip for a family summer vacation, all Frankie can think about is the disastrous camping trip they had for their honeymoon. (S3, E01) 
15:30The Middle Forced Family Fun (Part 2): While Frankie recalls more bad memories from her camping trip honeymoon, Sue continues to get on Axl's nerves with constant questions about high school. (S3, E02) 
16:00The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
16:30The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to teach a dance class and sell tickets to Broadway shows. The punishment is to answer "yes" to relationship questions written by the others! (S3, E12) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys host a taste test followed by uncomfortable survey questions, negotiate for worthless items at a flea market, and work as gas station attendants. (S3, E13) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
19:00The Middle The Test Axl hasn't studied for his PSATs, much to the dismay of Frankie, who fears for her son's future. Meanwhile, Sue tries out for cheerleading, and Mike tries to toughen up Brick. (S3, E05) 
19:30The Middle Bad Choices Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for an apartment, Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test, Sue puts together a skit, & Brick quotes Shakespeare. (S3, E06) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
21:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
22:00Kevin Bridges Live: The Story... ...Continues. Recorded on a Saturday night in Glasgow, this home town gig shows off Kevin's no nonsense approach to comedy. He cuts through the niceties with his Glaswegian man in the street charm. 
23:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a Saddam Hussein look-a-like, a breast milk attack, talking bins, a pet duck, anti-gingers sperm banks, and face adverts. (S5, E01) 
00:00Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
01:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. Also features krazy glue test, extreme unicycle, poo switcheroo, and bottle skating! 
01:30Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer an unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. Also features the human pinata, carpet skating, and paintball draw! 
02:00Lip Sync Battle: Broad City Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode 'Broad City' stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer go head-to-head. (S1, E15) 
02:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys team up for presentations that have nothing to do with the topic, try to touch people at a mall with different body parts, and quit their jobs again. (S6, E01) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy browses her boyfriend's search history, loses what makes her a woman, and has a meltdown on television. (S2, E08) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the legendary Comedy Store; Justin Moorhouse likes Australia (mostly), Holly Walsh on strip joints, Mark Olver on the generation gap, and Brett Goldstein on James Bond. (S03, E06) 
04:10Lip Sync Battle: Broad City Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode 'Broad City' stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer go head-to-head. (S1, E15) 
04:30Epic Meal Empire 24 Hour Fatness The guys attempt to pump up a bunch of body-builders with some epic edible gym equipment. Also, can EMT one-up the Germans in the field of bacon-based condiments? (S1, E05) 
04:50Epic Meal Empire Poutine on the Ritz Harley enlists the help of a designer to prove that he can make fashion delicious. The guys discover a new use for their washer and dryer: making spaghetti & meatballs. (S1, E06) 
05:15Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
05:35Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.