This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, May 25 2020

06:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
06:25Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Love Island Join Takeshi's Castle with host Roman Kemp and guest Love Island's Chris Hughes. Together they try and make sense of the craziest game show ever made! There will be lolz along the way! (S5, E08) 
09:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Love Island 100 contestants risk everything and try to storm Takeshi's Castle. Host Roman Kemp and guest Love Island's Montana Brown commentate on the madness. (S5, E09) 
10:00Takeshi's Castle ft. TOWIE Roman Kemp is joined by TOWIE's Georgia and Tommy as contestants brave trials including the hilarious Stepping Stones, and try to storm Takeshi's Castle! Have they got what it takes to win? (S5, E02) 
10:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Georgia (MIC) Have the contestants got what it takes to conquer the Flying Mushroom and survive Star Bowling then finally attack the castle? Roman Kemp and Made In Chelsea's Georgia Toffolo present. (S5, E10) 
11:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Big Narstie Welcome to Takeshi's Castle! Join Roman Kemp and grime royalty Big Narstie for all the lolz. Contestants battle to reach the final, but will Slippery Wall or Honey Comb Maze beat them? (S5, E06) 
11:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Big Narstie Join host Roman Kemp and rap legend Big Narstie in all the madness. Contestants face Flying Mushroom and a very Slippery Wall before attacking the castle. (S6, E10) 
11:55Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season. 
12:25Impractical Jokers The guys are judged on the skills, or lack thereof, that they've displayed over the years as host Joey Fatone is joined by championship athletes and past punishers to see how the guys measure up. 
12:50Impractical Jokers Once again Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
13:15Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
13:45Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
14:40Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
15:05Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
15:35Friends The One With The Yeti Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06) 
16:05Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
16:35Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
17:05Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team. 
17:35Impractical Jokers Summer Vacation It's fun in the sun, as Joe, Q, Murr, and Sal take part in their very best and worst vacation challenges and punishments. 
18:05Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bullets over Bel-Air Will and Carlton are at an ATM machine and somebody tries to rob Carlton for his money but Will takes the bullet for him. This event rocks the whole family to the core. (S5, E15) 
20:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Ben and Harriet will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E09) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. AJ and Meg will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S2, E10) 
21:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Millie-churian Candidate Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Jr.'s class president campaign in order to keep Millie from winning. Meanwhile, Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife. (S5, E12) 
21:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Gayle Tales Desperate to get out of the house after being grounded, the kids compete to be Aunt Gayle's "date" for the evening via an essay contest. (S5, E13) 
22:00South Park's Holy Grail Red Hot Catholic Love A sexual abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. (S6, E08) 
22:30South Park's Holy Grail A Ladder To Heaven The boys break into the McKormick house to try and find a winning ticket. Whilst there Cartman mistakenly drinks Kenny's ashes and starts to have some strange visions... (S6, E12) 
23:00South Park's Holy Grail Go God Go (1): Cartman is impatient to get his hands on the latest games console. Result? A visit to the atheistic future of 2546! Richard Dawkins pays a visit to South Park Elementary. (S10, E12) 
23:30South Park's Holy Grail Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13) 
00:00Russell Brand: Messiah Complex Russell Brand takes on Icons, corporations, cult of personality, celebrity worship, sex, drugs and his own hypocrisy in a hilarious and scathing performance filmed live at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
02:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live - Uncut Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
03:20Rob Beckett At The Comedy Store Rob Beckett is in charge at the Comedy Store in London, hosting a night of riotous comedy with Suzi Ruffell, Elis James, and John Robins. (S4, E07) 
03:45Another Period Rejects Beach Lillian finally finds acceptance among Newport's high society, Victor throws Frederick a bachelor party, and Chair plays a nasty trick on Blanche. (S1, E09) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Can't Buy Me Math Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid's Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob. (S5, E11) 
04:30Takeshi's Castle ft. Basil Brush Comedian/actor Guz Khan is our host for this series of Takeshi's Castle! Joining him in this episode to pass judgement on our contestants is children's TV legend Basil Brush! (S7, E01) 
04:50Takeshi's Castle ft. Joey Essex Comedian/actor Guz Khan and special guest reality TV legend Joey Essex pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S7, E02) 
05:15The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
05:35The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
06:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)