This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, September 19 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers The guys are judged on the skills, or lack thereof, that they've displayed over the years as host Joey Fatone is joined by championship athletes and past punishers to see how the guys measure up. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why was shooting temporarily shut down during "Catch and Release"? And how did the gym owner help prevent Joe from getting punched in the nose during his stare down punishment? (S3, E19) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why did the Jokers kill the idea of Joe going shirtless in the boxing ring? Which Joker loves to dance, but is terrible at it? And how did the guys mess with Sal before his punishment? (S3, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The King of Queens Lost Vegas Doug takes Carrie to a spa in hopes that he will earn enough "wife credit" for Carrie to allow him to go to Las Vegas with his friends. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards. (S7, E01) 
09:30The King of Queens Dugan Groupie Doug feels neglected when Carrie works overtime and seems to even like her job. Carrie starts working late more and more and Doug suspects her of actually liking her job. (S7, E02) 
09:55The King of Queens Entertainment Weakly While Carrie is very pleased when she gets her own assistant, Doug isn't happy with a new (and funny) colleague. (S7, E04) 
10:25The King of Queens Name Dropper Carrie brings Doug to one of her work parties, but Doug forgets the name of one of Carrie's work friends so he fakes a heart attack to get out of the situation. (S7, E05) 
10:55The King of Queens Off-track... Bedding: Doug's parents come to visit, when Doug's dad goes to enter a model train competition, Arthur keeps Doug's mum busy... (S7, E06) 
11:25The King of Queens Silent Mite While Doug and Carrie are shopping in the mall, Doug loses his wallet. He tells Carrie he thinks the short person who hit on Carrie earlier on probably stole the wallet. (S7, E07) 
11:55The King of Queens Awed Couple When Doug and Carrie notice that their really good friends Deacon and Kelly are spending time with a new couple, Doug and Carrie do whatever they can do to find new friends. (S7, E08) 
12:25The King of Queens Cologne Ranger Doug buys a new cologne that sees him getting a lot of attention from women, but Carrie does not like it and asks him to take it back to the store. Doug continues to wear it. (S7, E09) 
12:50The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance Carrie hires a Mexican housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, so he decides to hire Spence's mom Veronica as his own housekeeper. (S7, E10) 
13:20The King of Queens Poor Judgment Though Carrie is somewhat apprehensive about it, Doug decides to pursue an old dream of becoming a bartender. Meanwhile, Arthur runs for president of the senior centre. (S7, E11) 
13:45Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
14:15Bob's Burgers Thanks-hoarding The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy when his family unexpectedly announce that they will be coming for Thanksgiving. (S8, E05) 
14:40Bob's Burgers The Bleakening (Part 1): Linda hosts a party at the restaurant to spread some cheer around the neighbourhood. But when one of her prized ornaments is stolen, she quickly turns on the guests. (S8, E06) 
15:05Bob's Burgers The Bleakening (Part 2): Linda's party takes a turn when she realises one of her prized ornaments has been stolen. (S8, E07) 
15:35Bob's Burgers V for Valentine-Detta On Valentine's Day, Tina gets her heart broken, so Linda and Louise attempt to cheer her up by taking her on a girls' night out. Bob and Gene become closer than ever. (S8, E08) 
16:00Friends The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
16:30Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
17:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
17:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
18:00Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
18:30Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
19:30Friends The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
20:00Friends The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
20:30Friends The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
21:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
21:30Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
22:05Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
22:35Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
23:05Friends The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
23:40Friends The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
00:05Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
01:35Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
02:05Al Murray: Barrel of Fun Live The Pub Landlord is back to serve up his unique, special brew of bar-room banter. The Guv tackles everything from global warming and a PC-world gone mad, to debt and the financial crisis! 
03:05Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Paul Chowdhry headlines with support from Flo and Joan. (S1, E07) 
03:30Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Joe Wilkinson headlines with support from Adam Hess. (S1, E08) 
03:55Fresh Off The Boat Ride the Tiger For Chinese New Year, the Huangs play a game where they can only speak in Mandarin, which quickly turns into a competition. Eddie doesn't receive a envelope from Big Auntie. (S4, E16) 
04:15Fresh Off The Boat Let Me Go, Bro The Huangs are pleasantly surprised to find that Eddie has been awarded a spot in the Honour Society. Jessica receives a note from her editor to improve her cop dialogue. (S4, E17) 
04:35The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
04:55The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
05:15The Middle The Diaper Incident Frankie is worried that she is getting old, Sue has a crush on Axl's friend who is working on a school "project" at the house, and Brick becomes wise to Frankie's lies. (S2, E03) 
05:35The Middle The Quarry When Axl is suspended for skipping school, he hopes to relax at home, but Mike gets him a job at the quarry. Meanwhile, Bricks magic trick makes the main TV remote disappear. (S2, E04) 
05:58This is Comedy Central Extra This is Comedy Central Extra 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets.