This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, September 2 2010

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09:00Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
09:40Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
10:20The Detectives Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell play detectives Bob Louis and Dave Briggs, possibly two of the most hapless and incompetent policemen ever to tackle Britain's war against crime. 
11:00Mash Check-Up Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home - or is it? 
11:30Mash Life With Father Mail from home makes Henry feel insecure about Lorraine, while the camp is host to a unique circumcision ceremony. 
12:00Mash Alcoholics Unanimous With Major Burns in charge of the 4077th and banning alcohol, there's trouble ahead. 
12:30Mash There is Nothing Like A Nurse The temporary evacuation of the nurses leaves the camp demoralised. 
13:00Everybody Loves Raymond A Job For Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. Ray finds out that Marie gave Robert a "gift basket" full of lotions, massage oil, candles, etc. 
13:30Everybody Loves Raymond A Date For Peter Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son, Peter, some tips on dating. Later, Debra throws a cocktail party and invites some single women to meet Peter. 
14:00Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
14:40Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
15:20The Detectives Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell play detectives Bob Louis and Dave Briggs, possibly two of the most hapless and incompetent policemen ever to tackle Britain's war against crime. 
16:00Everybody Loves Raymond A Job For Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. Ray finds out that Marie gave Robert a "gift basket" full of lotions, massage oil, candles, etc. 
16:30Everybody Loves Raymond A Date For Peter Amy's parents ask Ray to give their son, Peter, some tips on dating. Later, Debra throws a cocktail party and invites some single women to meet Peter. 
17:00Frasier The Innkeepers When Frasier and Niles learn that their favourite restaurant is closing down, they decide, on a whim, to buy the business in the hope of realising a life-long dream. 
17:30Frasier An Affair To Forget Another classic episode. A listener calls Frasier's radio show, worried that her husband might be having an affair and Frasier can¿t help suspect it may be with Maris. 
18:0030 Rock Argus Exclusive to Comedy Central. Liz must deal with the repercussions of Grizz's wedding announcement, Jenna has a new boyfriend, and Jack inherits a gift from his mentor. 
18:3030 Rock The Moms Exclusive to Comedy Central. Liz meets her mother's old flame, while Jack's mother interferes in his relationships with ballsy news anchor Avery and high school love Nancy. 
19:00Mash Check-Up Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home - or is it? 
19:30Mash Life With Father Mail from home makes Henry feel insecure about Lorraine, while the camp is host to a unique circumcision ceremony. 
20:00Mash Alcoholics Unanimous With Major Burns in charge of the 4077th and banning alcohol, there's trouble ahead. 
20:30Mash There is Nothing Like A Nurse The temporary evacuation of the nurses leaves the camp demoralised. 
21:00South Park Lice Capades Cartman takes it upon himself to discover the source of an outbreak of lice at South Park Elementary so that he can make fun of him. 
21:30South Park The Snuke The citizens of South Park are gearing up for the arrival of Hillary Clinton. Cartman suspects that a new Muslim student is involved in a possible terrorist attack. 
22:00Sex And The City Shortcomings Carrie finds the family of her new beau to be a bit too full-on, while dating a single dad naturally brings out all of Miranda's famed maternal instincts. 
22:35Sex And The City Was It Good For You? When Charlotte's date falls asleep during sex, she enrols the girls in a Tantric Sex Workshop and Miranda gets hit with more than she bargained for. 
23:10Grumpy Old Holidays Respected comedians, entertainers and other personalities explain their hatred of holidays. 
23:50South Park Raisins Stan gets dumped by Wendy and becomes a Goth to wallow in his pain. 
00:20South Park It's Christmas In Canada Kyle's adopted brother Ike is taken back to Canada by his birth parents as the new Canadian Prime Minister has decreed that all children adopted from Canada must be returned. 
00:50Samantha Who? The Family Vacation Brand new to Comedy Central. When Sam escapes the city to heal her broken heart, she runs into her childhood sweetheart, but things get messy when Andrea makes a pass. 
01:20Samantha Who? My Best Friend's Boyfriend Brand new to Comedy Central. Samantha gets suspicious of Andrea's new boyfriend and so begins to meddle in his life to protect her friend. 
01:50Grumpy Old Holidays Respected comedians, entertainers and other personalities explain their hatred of holidays. 
02:25Edinburgh And Beyond Introduced by Al Murray, starring Mark Watson, Jo Enright, Amir Chanan and Tim Minchin. 
03:25Comedy Store At the Comedy Store tonight, Hal Cruttenden on weddings, Jarred Christmas on dinosaurs, Matt Reed on ADD, and Dave Fulton on drinking. 
03:55The World Stands Up Featuring top stand-up comedy from around the world, only on Comedy Central. Tonight's show features Al Madrigal, Stuart Black, Jen Kirkman and Crispin Flintoff. 
04:20Mash Check-Up Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home - or is it? 
04:45Mash Life With Father Mail from home makes Henry feel insecure about Lorraine, while the camp is host to a unique circumcision ceremony. 
05:10Mash Alcoholics Unanimous With Major Burns in charge of the 4077th and banning alcohol, there's trouble ahead. 
05:35Mash There is Nothing Like A Nurse The temporary evacuation of the nurses leaves the camp demoralised. 
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