This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 16 2018

06:00The Middle The Floating Anniversary The anniversary getaway that Frankie and Mike have planned for ages becomes unhinged when Brick gets sick, Sue has a crush, and Axl gets his learner's permit. (S1, E03) 
06:25The Middle The Trip After Sue raises thousands of dollars for the school to earn a trip to Indianapolis, but she is left off the list to go. Frankie demands that her girl fights for her right to go! (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
13:00Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
13:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
14:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
14:30Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
15:00The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
15:30The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
16:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
16:30The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. This episode features 'Action Mom' Nadine Hoss, 'Tongan Truck' Olotele Moa, and Charles 'Repo Man' Dorsey. (S3, E09) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Clownius A man in a clown suit takes Phil, Will, and Carlton hostage - and if Phil does not cooperate (help him get a big break on TV), he will detonate a bomb! (S6, E13) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 1): Ashley gets a great modelling opportunity. Phil's burgeoning political career has an unexpected effect on Vivian. (S6, E14) 
21:00Friends The One With The Hypnosis Tape Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18) 
21:30Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub (2): Stan and his parents go to a party at Mr Mackey's but when the boys make a prank phone call to the police they surround the house and are ready to open fire. (S3, E08) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Jewbilee (3): As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness for a Jew Scouts Jewbilee. Kenny tags along and takes on the king of the woods... (S3, E09) 
23:00South Park: Season 3 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery The boys are being plagued by the 5th graders and South Park is overrun by Pirate Ghosts. Nu-Metal band Korn must save the day! (Scooby-Doo parody). (S3, E10) 
23:30Bordertown American Doll Janice secretly spends $285 on an American Gal doll. When she maxes out the credit card out on accessories, she's forced to get a job as Ernesto's housekeeper. (S1, E12) 
00:00Bordertown Viva Coyote When the Department of Homeland Security moves El Coyote to the #1 spot on its "Most Wanted" list, Bud and Barracuda both set out to catch him. (S1, E13) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Wheel! Of! Family! Donna & Cleveland try to fix the kids' hectic schedules, while Cleveland Jr. finds his pole-dancing talent. Cleveland later finds out that Robert and Dee-Dee are an item. (S4, E23) 
01:00Live At The Apollo He of the teeth and glasses, Alan Carr, is tonight's host at The Apollo. He's joined by Francesca Martinez and Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee Nish Kumar. (S11, E01) 
02:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy sells guns, appears on "Game of Thrones", and tries to convince Liam Neeson to bury her loved one. David Spade cameos. (S4, E02) 
02:30Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy wins an Oscar, finds out how to get what she wants, and eats from the garbage. Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Julianne Moore cameo. (S4, E03) 
03:00Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy gets her period as President of the United States, plays a saxophone, and attempts to purchase an article of clothing. Lena Dunham cameos. (S4, E04) 
03:20Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy has trouble figuring out which persona to adopt in bed, doesn't get laid, and has her arm sewn to her face. Julia Stiles cameos. (S4, E05) 
03:45Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; the golf minute, some things are better in slow-mo, and poke my heart. (S2, E15) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Speakeasy Rider Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. At the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer. (S5, E09) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise In order to become a member of the Community Garden, Bob must make a deal that results in giving Louise's enemy Logan a job at the restaurant. (S5, E10) 
05:15The Middle The Block Party The school counsellor tells Frankie and Mike that Brick is "socially challenged", Sue tries out for ball girl, and Frankie becomes obsessed with getting Axl's old jersey. (S1, E05) 
05:35The Middle The Front Door Frankie is fed up with Axl's attitude towards her and Mike, so when he accidentally breaks down the front door she goes along with Mike to make Axl fix the door. (S1, E06) 
06:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07)