This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, May 27 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
06:20Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Dumbest Ever The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, we go epic for the dumbest ever Most Ridiculous. All hail the Kings & Queens of dumb! (S2, E14) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Builders The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, builders get the Most Ridiculous treatment with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition. (S2, E15) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Fun and Games The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fun and games to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From extreme board games to hiking horrors. We've got it covered. (S2, E16) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Teen Disasters The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, teen disasters get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect epic tantrums and fails galore. (S2, E17) 
11:00Most Ridiculous Parties The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time parties to get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from cake calamities to Halloween horrors. (S2, E18) 
11:30Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19) 
12:00Most Ridiculous Fashion Crimes The strangest viral clip show around returns and it's the turn of fashion crimes to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. From catwalk chaos to photo shoot fails. We've got it covered. (S2, E20) 
12:30Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Babies The strangest viral clip show around returns and, this time, it's the turn of babies to get the Most Ridiculous treatment. (S2, E21) 
13:30Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
14:00Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
14:30Look Who's Talking Too Film Mikey (Bruce Willis) engages in a bit of sibling rivalry with his new sister (Roseanne Barr), whilst mother (Kirstie Alley) and father (John Travolta) engage in all manners of conflicts. (1990) 
16:05Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
16:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
17:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys try to get strangers to follow them to a made up basement, try to get customers to call out a ridiculous nickname, and try to get a stranger to agree with their silly life lessons. (S11, E18) 
17:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys get strangers to help them fix their broken bike, and do and say whatever they are told. Later, they get strangers to approve some strange e-mails written by the other guys. (S11, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
18:35Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The Jokers ask people for help with writing some strange answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session. (S11, E22) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, make headlines for all the wrong reasons, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips. (S11, E23) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys compete head-to-head doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts. (S11, E24) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Once again Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
20:30Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
21:00Friends The One With The Apothecary Table Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11) 
21:30Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
22:00Impractical Jokers:Spring Break... ...Countdown. The guys count down their most cringe worthy and hilarious moments of fun in the sun. During the episode, a dozen totally ridiculous spring break tips are given. 
22:30Impractical Jokers: Joker For... ...Day. For the first time in the show's history, the Jokers take a day off from challenges and flip the cameras on the producers and production crew. The Jokers tell the producers what to do! 
22:55Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
23:30Stephen Bailey: Comedy Central... ...Live. Tonight's special features the rising star of "Celebs on the Farm / Zoe Ball On a Saturday" brilliant stand-up comedian Stephen Bailey. 
23:55South Park Broadway Bro Down Randy learns the secret behind musicals and can't stop taking Sharon to see them - Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret or its trouble! (S15, E11) 
00:30South Park 1% When Cartman's lack of fitness starts impacting on the "99%" of kids at South Park Elementary, he has to deal with some too-close-to-home revenge killings. (S15, E12) 
00:55A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
02:35Bobby Harriet At The Comedy... ...Store. Married Couple Harriet Kemsley and Bobby Mair are tonight's hosts from the Legendary Comedy Store, as they perform their own individual sets and introduce the amazing Rhys James. (S5, E11) 
03:05Cats Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous cat-themed videos on the internet, tonight features; clips from the most secret and dangerous clique of cats on earth, the ninja cats. (S1, E02) 
03:25Detroiters Mort Crim The guys court legendary newscaster Mort Crim to be the celebrity spokesperson for one of their clients, and Ned ramps up security in the building. (S2, E06) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel carries out an elaborate scheme with a performance artist who got stuck in a tree, finds out what's funny to Daddy Long Neck, and reveals helpful toenail tips. (S10, E14) 
04:10Workaholics Night at the Dudeseum The guys celebrate Ders Day at a museum; Adam and Blake become obsessed with trying to pull off a heist. (S6, E07) 
04:30Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11) 
05:15Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modelling punishment - in the nude? (S2, E15)