This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, November 21 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Joining Trevor tonight is Jordan Peele (of Key & Peele fame) talking about the horror movie he wrote/directed, and was released to much acclaim earlier this year, 'Get Out'. 
09:30Two And A Half Men Meander To Your Dander Seeing that Alan is unhappy with his relationship, Charlie coaches him in the art of breaking up with a woman but will Alan end up regretting this brotherly help? (S5, E11) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Ultrasound Vanessa gets an ultrasound. Michael blurts out the sex of the baby even though neither Jay or any of the rest of the family want to know. (S4, E08) 
12:30My Wife And Kids Marathon Jay diets and exercises in training for an upcoming marathon, Michael laughs off all her training by insisting he can run faster than she can. (S4, E09) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Defends Reese When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr. Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings one time too many, it's time for payback. (S7, E09) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
15:00The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
15:30The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
16:00The Middle The Map After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie realizes the need to celebrate more milestones in her family's lives. Elsewhere, Axl eats Brick's school project (causing the usual chaos). (S3, E13) 
16:30The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. This week's loser must talk trash...literally! The blind lead the blind, kisses are stolen, and how many pencils can the guys fit into pockets secretly? (S4, E01) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piņata! (S4, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
19:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
19:30The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A man shoots himself in the penis, PETA porn, Wayne Rooney's terrible acting, potential UFOs, and a girl in love with a duck! (S5, E03) 
22:00South Park: Season 3 Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub (2): Stan and his parents go to a party at Mr Mackey's but when the boys make a prank phone call to the police they surround the house and are ready to open fire. (S3, E08) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Jewbilee (3): As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness for a Jew Scouts Jewbilee. Kenny tags along and takes on the king of the woods... (S3, E09) 
23:00Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
23:30Friends The One Where Rachel Tells... Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03) 
00:00Sean Lock Live: Purple Van Man We all know what white van man thinks about the world but it's time to hear a different voice, the purple van man's voice. Sean comes at us with gags, opinions, deft observations & some silly voices. 
01:00TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
01:30Chris Ramsey's Stand Up... ...Central. Live from Camden's Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by northerner Jason Cook and Virtually Famous' Ellie Taylor. (S1, E08) 
02:00Broad City Knockoffs Abbi and Jeremy's date ends with a surprise, while Ilana and her mom search the city for the perfect handbag. (S2, E04) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
03:00Impractical Jokers The guys spread the love as attendants in a bridal dress shop much to the dismay of the brides-to-be. Plus, they attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink. (S6, E06) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy meets the press, gets ready for sex, and watches her boyfriend turn gay. Adam Horovitz of The Beastie Boys guests. (S2, E10) 
03:45Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Bobby Mair knows how to get super powers, Carl Donnelly doesn't have time for the good old days, Holly Walsh on marriage, and John Robins is getting older. (S03, E08) 
04:10KSI: Demolished Love him or hate him, KSI is one of the world's most successful YouTubers. See him being roasted by a group of comedians; Kojo, Michelle De Swarte, Bobby Mair, and Barry From Watford. 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Defends Reese When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr. Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings one time too many, it's time for payback. (S7, E09) 
04:55Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
05:15Epic Meal Empire Scavenger Hunt When the call goes out to crowd-source an epic meal, the guys must rack their brains to assemble a feast worthy of their die-hard fans. (S1, E09) 
05:35Epic Meal Empire T.G.I. Fried, Eh? Special guest Kevin Smith helps the guys comfort some homesick canucks with an Epic Canadian Meal. Also, the guys hope to clean up... with some homemade bacon soap. (S1, E10) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.