This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, September 30 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment hits a little too close to home. (S1, E07) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the loser faces their fears in an elevator ride. (S1, E08) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; one prankster attends a rodeo. (S1, E09) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
09:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys work the register at a burger restaurant before taking their fun to a department store. Later, the loser faces their fears in a terrifying elevator ride. (S7, E05) 
11:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
11:30Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
12:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
12:30Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
13:00Last Man Standing Yours, Wine, and Ours With the house empty, Mike opts for more "me time" instead of doing couples things with Vanessa. He's soon reminded by Bonnie of how couples can drift apart. (S8, E03) 
13:30Last Man Standing You've Got Male (or Female): Kristin entrusts Mike with the doctor's envelope that shows the gender of her unborn child, knowing that Vanessa will never be able to keep the secret. (S8, E04) 
14:00The Middle The Wind Chimes Rita Glossner puts up wind chimes, which annoys Frankie, Brick obsesses over coming up with a new pretzel product, and Axl & Hutch try to move an old couch into their room. (S5, E19) 
14:30The Middle The Optimist With graduation less than 2 years away, Sue finds herself becoming stressed out when she frantically tries to earn a scholarship. Axl and Hutch try to bulk up for football. (S5, E20) 
15:00The Middle Office Hours Feeling that her mind has been turned into Swiss cheese over the kids' never ending requests of her, Frankie sets up office hours. Brick invites his new friends over. (S5, E21) 
15:30The Middle Heck on a Hard Body: Sue is determined to win a car in a contest that requires her to keep her hand on the car longer than other contestants. Mike's brother Rusty is homeless again - uh-oh...(S5, E22) 
16:00The King of Queens Consummate Professional Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to get her in bed. (S8, E03) 
16:30The King of Queens Like Hell Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation. (S8, E04) 
17:00The King of Queens Sandwiched Out A sandwich named for Deacon at Cooper's ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan. (S8, E05) 
17:30The King of Queens Shear Torture Carrie becomes jealous of Doug's relationship with his hairdresser. Spence is excited to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno, but then Adam West also agrees to go... (S8, E06) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Contractor Debra persuades Ray to hire Gianni to do some remodeling in their kitchen, but they both soon regret it due to their friend's laziness. He gets a stove that does not fit.. (S8, E05) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Peter On The Couch Amy's brother Peter visits Amy and just stays back. This makes Robert very uncomfortable and he convinces him to move back. Ray drives him back... (S8, E06) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Liars Ray fakes a headache to get out of spending time with Marie and lies to her about it. This lie leads to a series of lies from Ray and Debra which leads to a huge mess. (S8, E07) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English tea party" for her birthday with Ray's help. Debra discovers that Ray has a plan... (S8, E08) 
20:00Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
20:30Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
21:00New: Last Man Standing The Office Mike gives Vanessa an office for the third anniversary of her tutoring business. However, after conversing with Carol Larabee, Vanessa feels guilty that her business is thriving. (S8, E05) 
21:30New: Last Man Standing Mysterious Ways Just as Mike and Ed decide that Kyle is the best candidate to fill a Regional HR position, Reverend Paul is wowed by Kyle's guest sermon. (S8, E06) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl's academic predictions for the future include; everyone will be ugly and physically weaker, trousers will cease to be produced and we will blend all of our food. Vintage Pilkington (S2, E08) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09) 
23:00South Park: Butters Unleashed Going Native When Butters starts acting up at school, his parents realize it's time for him to go abroad and learn the ways of his people. Kenny will help him on his rights of passage! (S16, E11) 
23:30South Park: Butters Unleashed Grounded Vindaloop Butters becomes convinced he is in an Oculus Rift virtual reality world thanks to Cartman - but who's really tricking who? Best ask the customer service call centre. (S18. E07) 
00:00Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
00:55The Ricky Gervais Show Karl's academic predictions for the future include; everyone will be ugly and physically weaker, trousers will cease to be produced and we will blend all of our food. Vintage Pilkington (S2, E08) 
01:30The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include the value of discovering new species; a perturbing feature for a future car; and a documentary about a pregnant man. (S2, E09) 
01:55Da Ali G Show Ali learns how to save the environment... and use guns to kill people. Later, he serenades the lovely Gail Porter, and Borat joins Cambridge University's young intelligentsia for cricket. (S1, E03) 
02:35Da Ali G Show It's up to Ali G to turn the tables in the Third World... with turntables. Ali goes behind the scenes of US TV, and Roy Hattersley and Chrissie Hynde join Ali on the show. (S1, E04) 
03:10Single Parents A Cash-Grab Cooked Up By the Crepe Paper... Douglas and Big Red band together to help Graham with his Valentine's Day emergency. (S1, E15) 
03:30Lip Sync Battle: David Spade David Spade (Russell in "Rules of Engagement"/C. J. in "8 Simple Rules") goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal - featuring songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott. (S3, E24) 
03:50Tosh.0 Daniel unpacks a child's startling bathroom visit, helps the inventor of a fan-powered bike attachment find investors and uses his mouth to recreate cooking demonstrations. (S10, E03) 
04:10Bob's Burgers: Uncensored There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) 
04:35Bob's Burgers: Uncensored A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) 
04:55Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Like Gene for Chocolate Gene learns that the formula for his favourite chocolate has changed, so he works with the head of the company to fix the problem. (S7, E12) 
05:15Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Plank in the Face and Fender Bender. (S2, E03) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the punishment cuts deep for the big loser. (S1, E10)