This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, July 17 2020

06:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
06:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as puppy dog salesmen, try to start a new baseball chant, and try to teach golf. (S2, E05) 
06:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include the Cereal Killer Swing Set. (S2, E14) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode watch an aspiring screenwriter, a man in a cape and a ninja battle it out. (S2, E15) 
11:00Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
11:30Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
12:00Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
12:30Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
13:00Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
13:25Two And A Half Men Yay, No Polyps Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents. She's wise to his plans! Time for some male-bonding with her father, where secrets are revealed. (S7, E13) 
13:50Two And A Half Men Crude and Uncalled For Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be into in the lawyer who takes the case - a family man and horse range charity-founder. (S7, E14) 
14:20Two And A Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Charlie gets worried and jealous after Chelsea is late returning from a charity event with Brad. When Chelsea does return, they argue - there may be trouble ahead. (S7, E15) 
14:45Two And A Half Men Tinkle Like A Princess A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife... who is already married. Mike & Molly's Katy Mixon guest-stars. (S7, E16) 
15:10The King of Queens Package Deal Doug considers getting a new job at FedEx. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after helping Lou Ferrigno spread it all over his body. (S3, E19) 
15:40The King of Queens Separation Anxiety During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes care of the kids at Spence's house. (S3, E20) 
16:05The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
16:35The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
17:00The Middle The Christmas Tree When Axl comes home from college for Christmas vacation there's trouble. Meanwhile, Sue has a severe allergic reaction to the Christmas tree - could Christmas be ruined? (S5, E09) 
17:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway When Ray complains about the vacation plan, Debra asks him to pick up a place. They go to a BandB in Vermont. Amy and Debra go shopping and Debra confides in her... (S3, E21) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl Debra decides to go back to her PR job for part-time. She finds a job in Manhattan but gets fired on the very first day. Ray is secretly happy. (S3, E22) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice Debra and Ray realize they are nicer to strangers than to each other. They decide to be nicer to their own families. But the situation gets awkward when they are just pretend-nice. (S3, E23) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing With Debra On Ray's suggestion, Robert takes Debra swing dancing and they start to love it. Ray becomes a little jealous and tries to break them up, but gets caught. (S3, E24) 
20:00New: Most Ridiculous Off The Leash Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, there's bottom sniffing and scratching galore with the most hilarious pet clips on the web. From dodgy dogs to crazed cats, the fur is truly flying. (S4, E05) 
20:30New: Most Ridiculous: The Fast... ...And The Foolish. Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, rev up your engines and check your insurance policies because Most Ridiculous is taking a ride with the Fast and the Foolish. (S4, E06) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Thatcher's death, a porn star teacher, flying flapjacks, Luis Suarez, and a man who's in love with his car. (S8, E01) 
22:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
22:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Over Logging Panic reigns as South Park finds that the internet's gone! The Marshes decide to go hunting for the internet in California and end up in an "internet refugee camp". (S12, E06) 
23:00Russell Brand: Messiah Complex Russell Brand takes on Icons, corporations, cult of personality, celebrity worship, sex, drugs and his own hypocrisy in a hilarious and scathing performance filmed live at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
01:00Gary And His Demons Leslie and Her Demons / Gary and His Niece: Gary tries to help his usually uptight boss Leslie confront her issues. Then Gary spends a day with his niece. (S1, E04) 
01:30Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Back to School / Gary and His Love Life: When teenagers start overdosing on a new demon-derived drug, Gary goes undercover at a high school. Then Gary and Bloody Mary get close. (S1, E05) 
02:00Impractical Jokers 100th... ...Episode Special: Uncensored. The Jokers take on their most challenging dare yet; an epic high-wire walk above New York City during the show's first ever live punishment extravaganza. (S8, E08) 
03:00Takeshi's Castle ft. Chris Kamara Takeshi's Castle sees contestants take on the hilarious Slippery Wall and the classic Honey Comb Maze. Who will win? Join host Stephen Bailey and football legend Chris Kamara to find out. (S8, E01) 
03:25Takeshi's Castle ft. Basil Brush Comedian/actor Stephen Bailey and special guest children's TV legend Basil Brush pass judgement on our 100 contestants as they battle their way through the mud to the famous castle! (S8, E04) 
03:50Nathan For You Taxi Service / Hot Dog Stand: Nathan comes up with a way to get a failing taxi company some much-needed press and implements a risky new line-cutting policy at a hot dog stand. (S2, E07) 
04:10Nathan For You Toy Company / Movie Theatre: Nathan markets an unappealing children's toy, devises a way to shame people who share their movie snacks and pitches a reality show. (S2, E08) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat This Is Us (Part 1): Eddie graduates from middle school and is looking forward to starting high school with his crew. But then Jessica sets her sights on a new private school for Evan... (S3, E22) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat This Isn't Us (Part 2): Louis & Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Michael Bolton starts turning Cattleman's into a merchandising opportunity. Season finale. (S3, E23) 
05:15The Middle Thanksgiving II Mike invites his brother Rusty and his father for Thanksgiving. Frankie encourages Mike, with his brother and father, to talk about their feelings. (S2 E09) 
05:35The Middle A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents are in town for Christmas and the pair soon interfere in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. Elsewhere, Axl builds Brick an igloo. (S2 E10) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01)