This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, October 14 2018

06:00Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
06:25Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Lip Sync Battle: Kevin Hart Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! In this episode Kevin Hart goes up against actress Olivia Munn - who syncs to Taylor Swift! (S2, E02) 
09:30Lip Sync Battle: Vampire Diaries Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Baseballer Tim Tebow goes head-to-head with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev. 'Eye Of The Tiger' and Marvin Gaye get synced! (S2 E05) 
10:00Lip Sync Battle: Eva Longoria Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode Eva Longoria (of Desperate Housewives) takes on Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes and Nashville). (S2 E06) 
10:30Lip Sync Battle: Gigi Hadid Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! In this episode supermodel Gigi Hadid takes on Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey. The Backstreet Boys and A-ha get synced! (S2 E08) 
11:00Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
11:30Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Experiment Reese inadvertently perfects Malcolm and Stevie's experiment, but can't remember how he did it! Dewey dreams up reasons for people to buy the candy he's selling door-to-door. (S5, E19) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Victor's Other Family Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Lois' father's secret family. Everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension! (S5, E20) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): Reese finds out his girlfriend is cheating on him with Malcolm. Distraught, he runs away and joins the Army. Meanwhile, Hal is arrested by the FBI... (S5, E21) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): The company uses Hal as a scapegoat and Lois becomes more mentally unstable. Meanwhile, Reese becomes a top-class soldier in training and embarks on a mission. (S5, E22) 
14:00Malcolm In The Middle Reese Comes Home (Part 3): Reese, as soon as he lands in Afghanistan, panics and deserts the army. Lois, having recovered from her mental breakdown, sets off on a mission to find him. (S6, E01) 
14:30Malcolm In The Middle Buseys Run Away Lois finally gets Dewey out of the Buseys special needs class. Hal still has no job and picks up a bunch of dumb, but nice, body builders for his latest manic craze. (S6, E02) 
15:00Malcolm In The Middle Standee Lois returns to work at the market as a probationary employee and takes offense at the racist advertising for malt liquor. Hal is involved in a battle of wills with the garbage man. (S6, E03) 
15:30Malcolm In The Middle Pearl Harbour Jessica (Hayden Panettiere), Malcolm and Reese's teenaged neighbour, tricks each of them into believing the other is gay. Meanwhile, Hal decides to create his own "holiday". (S6, E04) 
16:00Impractical Jokers In this season finale that's part salute-to-the-troops, part pre-recorded-challenges, the Jokers team up to give phony presentations about aviation and plant American flags onto shoppers. (S10, E26) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys freeze out skaters at an ice rink's rental counter and head to the mall where they have the audacity to ask strangers to mind their manners. The loser has a sumo-sized punishment. (S7, E11) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr & Q freak out a focus group by reading ridiculous answers and then participate in a thrilling toilet paper shootout in their favourite market. The loser hosts a dinner party. (S7, E12) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys get a little punchy while giving boxing lessons, then head to the mall to share the gift of music with strangers. The loser delivers the right speech to the wrong audience... (S8, E05) 
21:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
21:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
22:00Friends The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
22:30Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
23:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
23:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
00:00Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
00:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
01:00Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
01:30Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
02:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
03:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
03:25The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
03:50The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
04:15The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) 
04:55Impractical Jokers Joe, Q, Sal and Murr give a security presentation that's anything but safe, then hold hands with strangers in the park. The loser quickly becomes an unwanted guest at a kid's birthday party. (S8, E07) 
05:15Life In Pieces Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL player Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event. (S2, E11) 
05:35Fresh Off The Boat Family Business Trip As summer vacation winds down, Louis has to take a business trip to attend the National Franchisee Convention. The family tags along and goes to Gator World nearby. (S2, E01) 
06:00Undateable Pilot When lothario Danny meets Justin and his distinctive group of friends, he tries to teach them the art of seduction but learns a few home truths along the way. (S1,E01)