This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, January 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Itty Bitty Ditty Committee Gene starts a band, Itty Bitty Ditty Committee, only to be kicked out and left on his own. Linda deals with an armpit rash - leading to armpit hair problems. (S5, E17) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Eat, Spray, Linda It's Linda's birthday, and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues. (S5, E18) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys work as receptionists in a waiting room, and try to mingle with the stiff crowd at a famous wax museum. This week's punishment is a chopper ride from hell. (S9, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to help them bury bizarre items in the park, see who can cling to a car the longest, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E05) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys confess to strangers at the park, act as crummy cashiers at a grocery store, and head to the mall to play a touching game involving laser pointers. (S9, E07) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as inhospitable restaurant hosts and beg strangers to babysit their grandfathers. Tonight features the longest punishment in Impractical Jokers history! (S9, E08) 
14:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
14:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
15:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
15:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
16:00Wipeout USA It's hotties vs. nerds in a battle of the sexes that includes such obstacles as the Wipeout Carwash, Total Carnage and the Wipeout Play Set. (S4, E17) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
19:00Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
19:30Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
20:00Friends The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
20:30Friends The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
21:00Friends The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
21:30Friends The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
22:00South Park: Trumpageddon Day The Damned Cartman's disappearance from Twitter results in a police investigation, Skankhunt42 continues his ways, and Mr Garrison (douche) goes head-to-head with Hillary Clinton (turd). (S20, E03) 
22:30South Park: Trumpageddon Day Douche and a Danish Gerald unites with the other trolls against Denmark, Cartman and his girlfriend (!) have a plan to reunite the school, and Garrison goes too far at one of his rallies. (S20, E05) 
23:00South Park: Trumpageddon Day Oh, Jeez South Park is in shock at the news Mr Garrison has beaten Hillary Clinton, Cartman gets ever more fearful, and the 'Member Berries' unleash their epically nostalgic secret weapon. (S20, E07) 
23:30South Park: Trumpageddon Day Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
00:00South Park: Trumpageddon Day Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
00:30South Park: Trumpageddon Day The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
01:00South Park: 6 Days To Air Go behind the scenes at South Park Studios with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and see how an episode is created - in just six days. Enter the world of animation and all-nighters! 
02:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
03:00Impractical Jokers 100th... ...Episode Special. The Jokers take on their most challenging dare yet; an epic high-wire walk five stories above New York City during the show's first ever live punishment extravaganza. (S8, E08) 
03:40Wipeout USA The Mood Swing is tipsy, the Qualifier plays Human Pinball with contestants and the Wipeout Kitchen serves Mexican food. (S4, E19) 
04:25Friends The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
04:50Friends The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
05:15Puppies Make You LOL A compilation of the most hilarious and outrageous puppy-themed videos on the internet, tonight's features puppies at play and a pair of best friends; a cheetah and a labrador...(S1, E03) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.