This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, September 6 2010

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09:00Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
09:40Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
10:20The Detectives Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell play detectives Bob Louis and Dave Briggs, possibly two of the most hapless and incompetent policemen ever to tackle Britain's war against crime. 
11:00Mash Bombed The camp comes under attack, and is swamped with casualties. 
11:30Mash Bulletin Board Henry's agitated enough about giving a sex lecture, and Hawkeye and Trapper's presence in the audience doesn't make it any easier. 
12:00Mash The Consultant A Dr Borelli comes to the camp to demonstrate a transplant technique - and his drink problem, after serving in three wars, is a sobering lesson for Hawkeye. 
12:30Mash House Arrest Hawkeye looks like he's finished when he hits Major Burns, but the arrival of a female investigator turns matters around entirely. 
13:00Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-In-Law Ray tells Robert that Amy talks too much after she chats with Ray for over an hour while he tries to watch a basketball game on TV. 
13:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Power Of No Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra in the bedroom. 
14:00Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
14:40Birds Of A Feather Sharon and Tracey are sisters leading very different lives, who are thrown together when their husbands are sent to prison for armed robbery. 
15:20The Detectives Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell play detectives Bob Louis and Dave Briggs, possibly two of the most hapless and incompetent policemen ever to tackle Britain's war against crime. 
16:00Everybody Loves Raymond Sister-In-Law Ray tells Robert that Amy talks too much after she chats with Ray for over an hour while he tries to watch a basketball game on TV. 
16:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Power Of No Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra in the bedroom. 
17:00Frasier Breaking The Ice Frasier comes to the realisation that his dad never says "I love you", and so decides to join Martin and Niles on an ice fishing trip, hoping for some parental bonding. 
17:30Frasier Dark Victory The whole of Seattle goes dark from a power cut. This doesn't help matters at chez Crane, where Martin's birthday party is underway in an already somewhat frosty atmosphere. 
18:0030 Rock Retreat to Move Forward Exclusive to Comedy Central. Emmy Award winning comedy. Jack ropes Liz into joining him on a business retreat, where she sacrifices her own pride to save his. 
18:3030 Rock St. Valentine's Day: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Emmy Award winning comedy. Kenneth is too timid to speak to the beautiful blind intern, so Tracy steps in to act as his voice. 
19:00Mash Bombed The camp comes under attack, and is swamped with casualties. 
19:30Mash Bulletin Board Henry's agitated enough about giving a sex lecture, and Hawkeye and Trapper's presence in the audience doesn't make it any easier. 
20:00Mash The Consultant A Dr Borelli comes to the camp to demonstrate a transplant technique - and his drink problem, after serving in three wars, is a sobering lesson for Hawkeye. 
20:30Mash House Arrest Hawkeye looks like he's finished when he hits Major Burns, but the arrival of a female investigator turns matters around entirely. 
21:00South Park Fantastic Easter Special Stan sets out to find the reason for painting Easter eggs, and discovers a secret about the Catholic Church in the process. 
21:30South Park D-Yikes! Ms. Garrison decides that she is a lesbian after getting dumped yet again. The boys hire Mexican immigrants to do their homework assignments for them. 
22:00Sex And The City Where There's Fire A charismatic politician campaigns for Carrie's attention. Samantha gets "hot" n "heavy" with a hunky fireman while Miranda refuses to be rescued by a man. 
22:35Sex And The City Politically Erect Carrie is still dating Bill, the politican but is put off by his bedroom fantasy. Samantha is confronted by a little big dilemma while Charlotte hosts a used date party. 
23:10Grumpy Old Holidays Respected comedians, entertainers and other personalities explain their hatred of holidays. 
23:50South Park Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Butters. 
00:20South Park Up The Down Steroid It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event. 
00:50Rules Of Engagement The Score Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the score of a N.Y. Rangers game, after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets. 
01:20Rules Of Engagement The Surrogate Brand new and exclusive to Comedy Central. An overly enthusiastic Audrey pushes it too far with a surrogate mum, who she and Jeff are considering paying to have their baby. 
01:50Grumpy Old Holidays Respected comedians, entertainers and other personalities explain their hatred of holidays. 
02:25Edinburgh And Beyond Introduced by Al Murray, starring Paul Foot, Rhod Gilbert, Jason Manford and Stewart Lee. 
03:25Comedy Store At the Comedy Store tonight, Jason Rouse on Star Wars, Miles Jupp on public transport, Justin Moorhouse on lap dancing, and Jeff Innocent on charity. 
03:55The World Stands Up Featuring top stand-up comedy from around the world, only on Comedy Central. Tonight's show features Ian Edwards, Kevin Bridges, Marianne Sierk and Tripod. 
04:20Mash Bombed The camp comes under attack, and is swamped with casualties. 
04:45Mash Bulletin Board Henry's agitated enough about giving a sex lecture, and Hawkeye and Trapper's presence in the audience doesn't make it any easier. 
05:10Mash The Consultant A Dr Borelli comes to the camp to demonstrate a transplant technique - and his drink problem, after serving in three wars, is a sobering lesson for Hawkeye. 
05:35Mash House Arrest Hawkeye looks like he's finished when he hits Major Burns, but the arrival of a female investigator turns matters around entirely. 
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