This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, April 7 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Roast Of... ...Murray. Join the guys as they serve up some justice (and plenty of laughs) while recapping the past six years of Murr's hijinks. Watch the best (and worst) moments from this master of distraction. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Joe Join Q, Murr and Sal as they give Joe some feedback six years in the making. Whether it's his wild physical comedy or his world-famous belly, these Joe-ments are sure to make you laugh. (S1, E03) 
06:40Impractical Jokers: Roast Of Q Join Joe, Sal and Murr as they take a swing at Q's best and worst moments. Learn why he's the guy's guy of the group and why his dance moves are memorable for all the wrong reasons. (S1, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13) 
09:30Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
10:00Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
10:35Friends The One With The Routine Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E10) 
11:00Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
11:35Friends The One With The Holiday Armadillo Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10) 
12:05Impractical Jokers: Funny 'Cause.. ...It Hurts: When it comes to Impractical Jokers, nothing stands out quite like the punishments. In this special episode, the four guys look back at the series' best punishments and share new secrets. 
12:35Impractical Jokers: Unseen Scenes In this special episode Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr show more never before seen clips... or in this case "Unseen scenes". 
13:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human pińata! (S4, E02) 
13:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
14:05Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
14:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
15:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: British... British Invasion The Jokers have landed in London! Watch them wreak havoc along the Thames, play pranks on unsuspecting customers in pubs and enjoy their first game of real football. 
16:55The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air How I Spent My Summer Vacation Will returns home from spending the summer in Philadelphia with a new look that does not sit well with Philip. Ashley starts to pick up Will's habits. (S3, E01) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Gets Committed Phil and Vivian organize a clean-up effort in the riot-torn remains of their old LA neighbourhood. Vivian acts strange all day, and she finally tells Phil the reason. (S3, E02) 
18:00Two And A Half Men A Lungful of Alan Charlie and Alan vie for the affections of an old college friend of Alan's, who has blossomed into a beautiful woman. She, however, has something quite different in mind. (S2, E12) 
18:35Two And A Half Men Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair): When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house, much to Charlie's displeasure. How will they get rid of her? (S2, E13) 
19:00Two And A Half Men It Was 'Mame', Mom: Charlie convinces Alan to pretend to be his life partner, in order to convince a gay ad-executive (Lucy Lawless) of his homosexual credentials. (S2, E18) 
19:30Two And A Half Men A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Alan dates Charlie's ex, Sherri, who is no longer after just meaningless sex, but Alan can't forget the fact she has been with his brother. Oh Alan! (S2, E19) 
20:00The U.S. Office Take Your Daughter to Work Day The employees bring in their daughters. Michael finds enjoyment in talking with the children. Stanley Hudson's teenage daughter develops a crush on Ryan. (S2, E218) 
20:30The U.S. Office Michael's Birthday Michael is excited about his birthday, but the rest of the office is instead focused on accountant Kevin Malone, who is awaiting the results from a skin cancer test. (S2, E19) 
21:00The Ricky Gervais Show Topics include Karl's view on modern technology, his take on population control, the first monkey in space, and paranormal activity (or "weird stuff", as Karl puts it). (S1, E01) 
21:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl contemplates the beginnings of the Universe, evolution, recycling, and toilets abroad. (S3, E09) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants The boys send $1 to Afghan children and receive a goat back. When they try to return it an adventure ensues! First episode to air after 9/11. (S5, E09) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years How To Eat With Your Butt It's school photo time. Kenny decides to play a prank by wearing his parka upside down and revealing his buttocks. Cartman decides to take it a step further. (S5, E10) 
23:00Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
00:00Rob Delaney's Stand Up Central Rob Delaney hosts Britain's best stand-up, live from the Electric Ballroom. Paul Chowdhry headlines with support from Flo and Joan. (S1, E07) 
00:30Mae Martin At Soho Theatre Live The brilliant Mae Martin brings her hit show 'Us' to Soho Theatre; exploring stereotypes of gender and identity, as well as the time she had thee sex talk with her mum. 
01:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
01:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; how staring at a woman's chest leads to a longer life, the oldest married couple in Britain, and hug-a-ginger day. 
03:45Darren Harriott: Comedy Central... ...Live. Join us tonight with Darren Harriott as he shares tales of moving from Birmingham to London, peculiar roommates, and marketing struggles when forming his very own gang as a teenager. 
04:05Bordertown La Fiesta Noche Show Bud becomes a celebrity in the Mexican community when he rants at a taping for "La Fiesta Noche Show". (S1, E11) 
04:30The Middle Escape Orson The Hecks find themselves spending New Year's Day attempting to stave off a zombie apocalypse in the Orson Escape Room, while trying to beat the Donohue's record time. (S8, E10) 
04:50The Middle Hoosier Maid Frankie wins a month's worth of free maid service, and she is ecstatic! Meanwhile, Mike and Rusty look into assisted living facilities for their father. (S8, E11) 
05:15Last Man Standing Shoveling Snow After a big snowstorm, Eve is thrilled because now she can start her annual snow shoveling business. But then she finds out her neighbour has beaten her to it... (S3, E07) 
05:35Last Man Standing Vanessa Fixes Kyle Since Vanessa is feeling guilty after encouraging Mandy to break up with the sometimes clueless Kyle, she is determined to mend things... (S3, E08) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Fantasy Draft Joey Fatone joins forces with NBA star/IJ superfan Mo Bamba and teammate Terrance Ross. Seated together, the three guys have one goal: to assemble the ultimate professional Impractical Jokers team.