This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, September 22 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers:Hits, Errors... ...& Balls. Join the guys as they count down the top nine greatest baseball moments in Impractical Jokers history! Find out who used to be an athlete and who is often stopped by stadium security. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Christmas... ...Special. Sal, Q, Murr and Joe revisit incredible show moments, showcasing their favorite "toys" and spending quality time at the mall. Plus, a special gift from the guys... 
06:40Impractical Jokers Once again Sal, Q, Murr and Joe pit the worst punishments from the history of the series against each other to find out which one takes the title. 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
10:55Friends The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
11:30Friends The One With The Lottery The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18) 
12:00Friends The One With Rachel's Dream After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19) 
12:30Friends The One With The Soap Opera Party Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20) 
13:00Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
14:00The Middle The Jump Frankie adopts a dog after the family make fun of her, Sue shocks her parents by making the volleyball team, and Axl, about to flunk out of multiple classes, asks Brick for help. (S5, E06) 
14:30The Middle Thanksgiving V: Thanksgiving finds the Heck-household hoarding secrets. Sue and Frankie try to hide Frankie's outlandish behaviour, while Axl must find a way to tell his parents bad news. (S5, E07) 
15:00The Middle The Kiss When Frankie's sister asks her to house-sit, Frankie and Mike jump at the opportunity to have a romantic, kid-free weekend in an upscale home. Technology might just trump romance! (S5, E08) 
15:30The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
16:00The King of Queens Gym Neighbours When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbour Lou Ferrigno so Carrie could lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal with Lou to laze around instead. (S7, E12) 
16:30The King of Queens Gorilla Warfare Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns the horrifying truth about the phrase that he said... (S7, E13) 
17:00The King of Queens Hi, School Doug returns to his old high school to deliver a package to his old coach (Burt Reynolds) and gets embroiled in an embarrasing situation at a sports rally for the football team. (S7, E14) 
17:30The King of Queens Deconstructing Carrie Carrie's 35th birthday is coming up and she begins to worry about how she looks as she gets older. To cheer her up, Doug gets some construction workers to ogle at her. (S7, E15) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Plan Following Raymond and Frank's advice, Robert purposefully botches the wedding invitations in hopes of getting Amy to do all the preparations on her own. (S7, E18) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover At Peggy's Debra is sick so Ray has to drop Ally off at the home of his arch-enemy, Peggy. He helps her assemble a tent for the kids and he starts to believe that Peggy likes him. (S7, E19) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? When Marie's friend, Mrs. Caputo dies, Marie reveals that she had chosen Mrs. Caputo to be Frank's wife after her death. Frank says that he wants Harriet Lichmann instead. (S7, E20) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond The Shower Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy but as usual Marie interferes. Annoyed, Debra drinks too much champagne. She is unable to drive, so she calls Ray and then naps in the car. (S7, E21) 
20:00Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
20:30Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
21:00Impractical Jokers The guys must do what they are told while getting massages, reveal some uncomfortable thoughts to strangers in the park, and obey tasks given to them on a slot machine. (S6, E07) 
21:30Impractical Jokers The guys network their way into some very uncomfortable business conversations, go head to head in a photography presentation, and the clock is ticking during a time sensitive challenge. (S6, E08) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Karl ponders his entry interview with God at the Pearly Gates. Stephen reads from Karl's Diary hi-lighting whether having one's head on backwards is harder than having one's hands reversed. (S1, E13) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl pitches a bizarre idea for a film, in which the comatose hero, played by 'Clive Warren,' has his brain transplanted into his widow's head. (S2, E01) 
23:00South Park Fights Crime! Lil' Crime Stoppers: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny decide to play detective; they go around the town solving minor "crimes" for a dollar. It's not long before they're busting meth labs! (S7, E06) 
23:30South Park Fights Crime! Royal Pudding After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime? (S15, E03) 
00:00Lee Evans Live In Scotland Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays. 
01:30Rhys James At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, the youthful Rhys James tells us all about his relationship, being a '90s kid, the joy of sleep, and even does a little rap. 
02:00Fresh Off The Boat Driving Miss Jenny Louis worries that Grandma's new motorized wheelchair gives her too much freedom, so he makes it a point to keep a close eye on her. (S3, E19) 
02:30Fresh Off The Boat The Masters Upon learning that Tiger Woods is half Thai, Louis and Jessica get inspired to groom Eddie and Evan into becoming the next great Asian golf prodigies. (S3, E20) 
03:00Single Parents The Magic Box While Graham begins to doubt the existence of Santa Claus altogether, the group worries Miggy may still believe in him. (S1, E10) 
03:20Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Actor Taye Diggs (Angelo in 'Empire') faces off against musician Ne-Yo. (S3, E14) 
03:45Tosh.0 A moth terrorizes an innocent gas station employee, celebrities pretend to be relatable, and Daniel celebrates Thanksgiving with an ASMR artist who loves to eat on camera. (S9, E29) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
04:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
04:50Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
05:15The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
05:40The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season.