This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, September 28 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Punishment... ...Countdown Joey Fatone takes a look at the biggest and best punishments from the lastest season. 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes In this special episode, learn exclusive trivia and behind the scenes details! Did you know that Sal accidentally hit a crew member in the face with a hot dog? Or the story behind Q's brown jacket? 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
09:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
10:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
10:55Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
12:00Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
12:30Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Bonkers Beasts Standby for the most bonkers beasts on the internet. Greg James hosts this carnival of hilarious animals - from super snappy turtles to goats going ballistic to kangaroos doing karate! (S3, E11) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Balls Ups Get your gameface on as Greg James takes us through the funniest sporting virals. So warm yourself up for dizzy batsmen, football fails, gym disasters, and loads of brilliant balls ups. (S3, E12) 
14:00The Middle Vacation Days Mike is "forced" to take a vacation. Unfortunately, Brick has found a load of coupons he made for father's days and birthdays, and decides to redeem them all at once! (S5, E15) 
14:30The Middle Stormy Moon Frankie is arrested for an over-due library book and suspects Brick. Sue dislikes Reverend TimTom's new girlfriend, Reverend Tammy, but isn't sure how to tell him. (S5, E16) 
15:00The Middle The Walk Sue goes from no dates to the prom to too many dates in a matter of hours! Frankie and Mike feel like they aren't giving their all to each other after meeting their new neighbours. (S5, E17) 
15:30The Middle The Smell After discovering that a hideous smell in the house is emanating from Brick, Frankie attempts to introduce her son to better hygiene. Bill starts coaching the girls soccer team. (S5, E18) 
16:00The King of Queens Slippery Slope Doug & Carrie go skiing however the trip comes with a catch, a time-share meeting. Danny & Spence also go on the trip pretending to be life partners to get a free weekend. (S7, E21) 
16:30The King of Queens Buy Curious The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbour leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams. (S7, E22) 
17:00The King of Queens Pole Lox When Doug learns that some of his friends' wives or girlfriends do pole dancing at their homes, which spices up their sex life. Doug decides to get Carrie into it. (S8, E01) 
17:30The King of Queens Vocal Discord When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcript of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. Meanwhile, Arthur is putting on a play. (S8, E02) 
18:00Everybody Loves Raymond Fun With Debra When Ray has a nice time with the twins at the golf course, Debra decides to go with him too. Initially they have a lot of fun... (S8, E01) 
18:30Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes Robert and Amy are back from the honeymoon, and Marie tries to guilt Amy into writing thank you notes. When Amy answers back and Marie leaves, fuming. (S8, E02) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond Home From School When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row for no obvious reason, Ray makes Michael spend the day without television, games or comics to teach him a lesson. (S8, E03) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Misery Loves Company Debra and Ray are annoyed at the over-the-top affection Robert and Amy express. Robert and Amy then give Ray marriage advice and Debra a book about it. (S8, E04) 
20:00Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years My Brother's Keeper On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent, Marcus Stokes, who can't afford to lose due to his need for a scholarship. (S2, E15) 
20:30Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 30 Years Geoffrey Cleans Up Geoffrey falls for the woman next door whilst thinking she is a housekeeper. When he finds out she is just visiting and is worth 25 million dollars, its decision time... (S2, E16) 
21:00New: Last Man Standing No Parental Guidance Vanessa is depressed now that all of her daughters are out of the house. Mike organizes a family dinner to lift her spirits, wherein Kristin announces she's pregnant. (S1, E01) 
21:30New: Last Man Standing Wrench in the Works After completing the renovation of a Chevrolet Corvair with Chuck, Mike tells Vanessa the two had so much fun that he's thinking of starting a side business with Chuck. (S8, E02) 
22:00The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky shares some interesting animal facts and Karl ponders the role of the brain. His diary explores the curious case of an invisible Chinese man and putting a mirror on the moon. (S2, E04) 
22:30The Ricky Gervais Show Karl talks about his disappointment when learning about a killer octopus; what he would change in crabs, a new sea creature and a poem about moths. Textbook Pilkington. (S2, E05) 
23:00South Park: Butters Unleashed Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) 
23:30South Park: Butters Unleashed The Ungroundable Fed up with how he is treated by his parents, the eternally innocent Butters embraces the new vampire craze a little too enthusiastically. Who will he choose to feed on? (S12, E14) 
23:55Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking Jimmy knows a thing or two about making people laugh. The show is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes. Some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. 
00:55Lee Evans: XL Tour Live - Uncut Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
02:10The Ricky Gervais Show Ricky teaches Karl some interesting facts about animals. Karl offers a misguided theory about evolution then recounts the latest scientific breakthroughs in medicine. (S2, E03) 
02:40Fresh Off The Boat This Isn't Us (Part 2): Louis & Jessica make big changes to provide a better life for their family. Michael Bolton starts turning Cattleman's into a merchandising opportunity. Season finale. (S3, E23) 
03:05Single Parents Graham D'Amato Hot Lunch Mentalist: Graham is nervous to compete in the talent show and relies on Will to calm him down. (S1, E13) 
03:30Lip Sync Battle: Empire Bryshere Gray (Hakeem in "Empire") goes up against Rumer Willis (who features in season 3 of "Empire", and is the daughter of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore) in this "Empire" special. (S3, E18) 
03:50Tosh.0 Daniel reboots his show for Season 10 with a little help from Twitter, breaks down an epic butt-paddling video and chats with Instagram-famous grandma Lili Hayes. (S10, E01) 
04:10Bob's Burgers: Uncensored They Serve Horses, Don't They? The Belchers find themselves involved in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save money on every order. (S7, E04) 
04:35Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou? Gene and Louise are left home alone when Tina ends up in detention, while Bob and Linda get into trouble with their accountant. (S7, E05) 
04:55Bob's Burgers: Uncensored The Quirkducers The Belcher kids produce their own version of the annual Thanksgiving play and Linda finds a potato that resembles her late grandfather. (S7, E06) 
05:15Wipeout USA Inspired by the Superbowl, this special edition of Wipeout features 12 couch potatoes and 12 cheerleaders who compete in a special football-themed obstacle course. (S2, E01) 
05:59This is Comedy Central Extra This is Comedy Central Extra 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes See classic, fan-favourite episodes with shareable pop-up facts throughout. Plus behind-the-scenes stories and factoids. Tonight; the Jokers serve up some tennis tips. (S1, E03)