This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, July 19 2020

06:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
06:25Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers: Season 10 The Ring (But Not Scary): Bob's plan to surprise Linda for their anniversary gets tricky when the kids become involved. (S10, E01) 
09:25Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus Unable to afford a rare mushroom, Bob and Gene jump into the cutthroat world of mushroom foraging. (S10, E02) 
09:55Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Motor, She Boat Tina and Bob try to build a boat, but Tina must hide her feelings about Bob's boat-building skills. (S10, E03) 
10:20Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Pig Trouble in Little Tina Things get spooky when Tina dissects a pig in science class; Bob and Linda battle ear wax. (S10, E04) 
10:50Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Legends of the Mall On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. (S10, E05) 
11:15Bob's Burgers: Season 10 The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
11:45Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
12:10Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Now We're Not Cooking With Gas Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10, E08) 
12:40Bob's Burgers: Season 10 All That Gene Gene auditions for a role in a local theater production but learns Linda interfered. (S10, E09) 
13:05Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas Linda works a temp job at the post office to make extra money for the holidays. (S10, E10) 
13:35Bob's Burgers: Season 10 Drumforgiven Gene gets kicked out of the Ocean Avenue Hifi Emporium, but Louise takes matters into her own hands. (S10, E11) 
14:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pants On Fire When Ray retrieves a beer bottle cap from the heat vent, he confesses to a party he had 20 years ago when Marie & Frank were out of town, impressing Frank but angering Marie. (S3, E14) 
14:30Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute When Frank wins "Man of the Year" at his lodge, Robert and Ray are asked to make a video about him. But none of his friends have anything nice to say. (S3, E16) 
14:55Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising With Marie When Frank "hurts" his knee, Ray is stuck with going on a cruise with Marie. He keeps eating at all the buffets and Marie gets close to a group of widows. (S3, E17) 
15:25Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Debra and the kids leave for the weekend to visit their other grandparents. Ray finds it difficult to sleep in an empty house, so he goes to Robert's place. (S3, E18) 
15:50Everybody Loves Raymond Big Shots In order to impress Robert at the Baseball Hall of Fame, Ray tries to use his status as a sports writer to jump to the front of the line to meet the 1969 Mets. (S3, E19) 
16:20Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray tells Debra he's not sleeping well because of her being too close to him. He cooks up a story about his granny to get out of touching Debra in a non-sexual way. (S3, E20) 
16:45Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway When Ray complains about the vacation plan, Debra asks him to pick up a place. They go to a BandB in Vermont. Amy and Debra go shopping and Debra confides in her... (S3, E21) 
17:15Everybody Loves Raymond Working Girl Debra decides to go back to her PR job for part-time. She finds a job in Manhattan but gets fired on the very first day. Ray is secretly happy. (S3, E22) 
17:40Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice Debra and Ray realize they are nicer to strangers than to each other. They decide to be nicer to their own families. But the situation gets awkward when they are just pretend-nice. (S3, E23) 
18:10Two And A Half Men Warning, It's Dirty Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. What could go wrong? Legendary writer/director Carl Reiner guest-stars. (S7, E11) 
18:35Two And A Half Men Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend - maybe Uncle Charlie can help? Meanwhile, Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye. (S7, E12) 
19:05Two And A Half Men Yay, No Polyps Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents. She's wise to his plans! Time for some male-bonding with her father, where secrets are revealed. (S7, E13) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Crude and Uncalled For Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be into in the lawyer who takes the case - a family man and horse range charity-founder. (S7, E14) 
20:00Two And A Half Men Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Charlie gets worried and jealous after Chelsea is late returning from a charity event with Brad. When Chelsea does return, they argue - there may be trouble ahead. (S7, E15) 
20:30Two And A Half Men Tinkle Like A Princess A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife... who is already married. Mike & Molly's Katy Mixon guest-stars. (S7, E16) 
21:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
21:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
22:00Friends The One With Ross's Library Book Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07) 
22:30Friends The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08) 
23:00Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Back to School / Gary and His Love Life: When teenagers start overdosing on a new demon-derived drug, Gary goes undercover at a high school. Then Gary and Bloody Mary get close. (S1, E05) 
23:30Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
00:00Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Mutiny on the Windbreaker The Belchers are shanghaied on a cruise ship when the captain requests Bob to be his personal chef. Gene gets a crush on a talentless ventriloquist's puppet. (S3, E04) 
00:30Bob's Burgers: Uncensored An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
01:00Lee Evans Live In Scotland Lee Evans gives us a side-splitting grand finale to his 100 date sell-out UK tour. More vintage material here as he re-enacts coming home a drunken mess from the pub and Brits on package holidays. 
02:30Rhys James At Soho Theatre Live Tonight at the renowned Soho Theatre, the youthful Rhys James tells us all about his relationship, being a '90s kid, the joy of sleep, and even does a little rap. 
03:00Most Ridiculous Off The Leash Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, there's bottom sniffing and scratching galore with the most hilarious pet clips on the web. From dodgy dogs to crazed cats, the fur is truly flying. (S4, E05) 
03:25Most Ridiculous: The Fast And... ...The Foolish. Narrated by comedian Katherine Ryan, rev up your engines and check your insurance policies because Most Ridiculous is taking a ride with the Fast and the Foolish. Strap in! (S4, E06) 
03:50The Middle Foreign Exchange Frankie insists that the family host a exchange student from Japan. When the serious student does not take an interest in the family, Frankie plans a road trip for them. (S2, E05) 
04:10The Middle Halloween Frankie tries to persuade Mike to attend a Halloween party, Sue attends a church Halloween event, Brick's costume is unrecognizable, and Axl tries to visit a haunted house. (S2, E06) 
04:30The Middle A Birthday Story For his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the story of what happened when he was born, which puts the family in an awkward position... (S2 E07) 
04:50The Middle Errand Boy Brick is tired of running around doing errands with Frankie, Axl tries to grow a beard, and Mike overhears one of Sue's friends talking about her behind her back. (S2 E08) 
05:15Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
05:35Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
06:00Friends The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21)