This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, July 27 2018

06:00The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
06:25The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Traffic Jam As the family drives home from the water-park, they get stuck in a traffic jam. Each family members tries to deal with heat, stress and boredom in their own way. (S2, E01) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Approximately Francis is a week late for Halloween, but that won't stop his traditional festive vandalism, since he has the perfect plan to cause mischief in the neighbourhood. (S2, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
13:00Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
13:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
14:00Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
14:30Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
15:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
15:30The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
16:00The Middle The Legacy Frustrated by Axl, Mike keeps him from playing the final basketball game of the season, Sue wins a trophy for "punctuality", and Brick gets locked in the Glossner's garage. (S2, E19) 
16:30The Middle Royal Wedding The British Royal Wedding becomes Frankie's obsession, Meanwhile, the workers at Mike's quarry go on strike because he stops buying pretzels, and Brick helps Sue audition. (S2, E20) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Traffic Jam As the family drives home from the water-park, they get stuck in a traffic jam. Each family members tries to deal with heat, stress and boredom in their own way. (S2, E01) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Halloween Approximately Francis is a week late for Halloween, but that won't stop his traditional festive vandalism, since he has the perfect plan to cause mischief in the neighbourhood. (S2, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The jokers work at an ice cream parlour, and get strangers to help them watch Joe's dogs at the park. This week's loser is told he has to perform in front of an audience as Dracula. (S10, E05) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
20:30Fresh Off The Boat License to Sell Jessica puts off taking the exam for her real estate license because she fears she isn't good enough. Eddie looks to Louis for advice on how to win over older girl Nicole. (S1, E09) 
21:00Friends Fridays The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
21:30Friends Fridays The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
22:00Friends Fridays The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
22:30Friends Fridays The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
23:00Friends Fridays The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
23:30Friends Fridays The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
00:00Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
01:00Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies... ...Live! The BAFTA, Emmy, and Golden Globe award-winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour. Hear all about his ongoing struggles to find a lady to love. 
02:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Br?no gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
02:35They Came Together Film In this parody of rom-coms, the owner (Amy Poehler) of an independent candy shop and the corporate stooge (Paul Rudd) who has been sent to shut her down begin an unlikely romance. (2014) 
03:55Popoz: Filthy Cops The cop show so crazy they wanted to ban it in Holland! The guys play a game of Russian Roulette! Also there's a gun fight in the classroom and a Russian sting forces the guys to get weird. (S1, E04) 
04:15Frankenfood New Jersey cooks compete for a spot on the menu at the legendary Jefferson Diner, and a $10k prize. An apple goes to brunch, a meatball goes prehistoric, and a displeased cook goes wild. (S1, E04) 
04:35Bob's Burgers Wag the Hog The Belchers must help Bob's old friend, Critter, after he ends up in jail for unpaid parking tickets. Linda gets a job at babysitting, but it becomes more than she expected. (S6, E13) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
05:15The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
05:35The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
06:00Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)