This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, February 28 2019

06:00Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09) 
06:20Life In Pieces Musical Motel Property Bingo Jen, Colleen and Tim secretly play "Short Family Bingo" during the weekly Sunday brunch. Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair. (S2, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
09:30Friends The One With All The Candy Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09) 
09:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
10:25Impractical Jokers The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
10:50Impractical Jokers The guys hit the seas for a special cruise episode! They turn the pool deck into a playground, give misinformation while posing as entertainment officers, and two Jokers get double torture. (S7, E13) 
11:20Impractical Jokers: Nitro Circus.. ...Spectacular. Hosted by extreme sports superstar Travis Pastrana, the season finale features the guys tackling two high-stakes live punishments and a four-part obstacle course. (S9, E26) 
13:05Friends The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17) 
13:35Friends The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin Monica's gorgeous cousin (Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E19) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win cash. this episode features Michael 'Moobs' White, 'The Russian Aristocrat' William Steglau, and 'Complaints' Carrie Kiker. (S3, E10) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08) 
16:00The Middle Hecks at a Movie: The Hecks treat Brick to his first cinema experience, but the book-lover becomes outraged by an upcoming film based on the Planet Nowhere series. Axl and Sean reminisce. (S7, E15) 
16:30The Middle The Man Hunt Axl and Hutch buy an RV to live in but soon discover problems, Frankie tries teaching Sue how to flirt, and Brick begs Mike to teach him to become a man. (S7, E16) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Ill Will Will fears the scalpel when he enters the hospital for a tonsillectomy, while the family fears a steamy exposť when Geoffrey begins to write his memoirs. (S2, E18) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eyes on the Prize Philip tries to work on repairing things in the house. Will goes on a game show and he must decide which of his bickering friends will be his partner. (S2, E19) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Some of the Jokers' funniest moments take place behind the scenes, huddled around a monitor or waiting for a turn to begin; revisit some of the most memorable behind-the-scenes exchanges. 
18:30Impractical Jokers: A Day In... ...The Life. A documentary crew gets unprecedented access to the cast and crew, providing an inside look at how the show is shot and what it's like to be the Jokers. 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Gettysburg With the office on a losing streak, Andy decides an inspirational trip to Civil War battle site Gettysburg is in order. Those left behind do some 'free-thinking' with Robert. (S8, E08) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Mrs California Andy is tasked by Robert California with finding a job for his wife. Except Robert is also adamant that under no circumstances can she work at Dunder Mifflin! Confusion! (S8, E09) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka After being duped by Stan's Uncle Jimbo, the boys decide to take revenge by making bogus videos of a certain frog. Will Jesus stand for this? (S2, E06) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years City On The Edge Of Forever The school bus ends up perched on the edge of a ravine after it crashes in a snowstorm. Must be time for some flashbacks then! Can these memories be trusted? (S2, E07) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Summer Sucks The boys' plans for 4th of July celebrations are ruined when the State bans fireworks. It's up to Uncle Jimbo and Ned to save the day with a little trip down Meheeco way. (S2, E08) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls The Sundance Film Festival is in South Park but it's not long before Hollywood culture is over running the town and polluting the sewer where Mr Hankey lives. (S2, E09) 
00:00The Mick Pilot An unapologetic degenerate attempts to raise the spoiled kids of her wealthy sister and brother-in-law, who have fled the country to avoid prosecution for illegal activities. (S1, E01) 
00:30The Mick The Grandparents The Pemberton kids learn some lessons in "tough love" when Mickey calls in their overly strict grandmother to discipline them. (S1, E02) 
01:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; giant pandas, butt cancer, an Australian mile high club, and a lion beauty therapist. (S6, E01) 
03:00A Haunted House 2 Film Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and his new girlfriend Megan (Jaime Pressly) move into their dream home. Soon afterwards Malcolm is once again plagued by supernatural shenanigans. (2014) 
04:25Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; watch where you're going, old enough to know better, and Cats vs. Dogs. (S2, E04) 
05:10Toddlers Make You LOL Comic clips starring toddlers that have taken the internet by storm, including sassy six-year-old Johanna's version of Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'. 
06:00Life In Pieces Tailgate Spiral Souvenir Seating When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL player Kurt Warner to spice up their so far dismal event. (S2, E11)