This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, April 5 2020

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Why was shooting temporarily shut down during "Catch and Release"? And how did the gym owner help prevent Joe from getting punched in the nose during his stare down punishment? (S3, E19) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How many times has Joe shown his butt on the show? Why were volunteers turned away for "Tool Bags"? And how was the decision made to find just the right turkey legs for Q's punishment? (S3, E20) 
06:40Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Most Ridiculous Penguins ...and Other Wildlife. Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features penguins! (S2, E07) 
09:30Most Ridiculous Drivers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode takes out on the open road with crazy drivers! (S2, E08) 
10:00Most Ridiculous Talent Shows Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features the bonkers world of talent shows! (S2, E09) 
10:30Most Ridiculous Gym Disasters Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode features mis-pumped iron and other gym mishaps! (S2, E10) 
11:00Most Ridiculous Cats The craziest viral clip show on television returns and, this time, Cats get the Most Ridiculous treatment. Expect feline fails and kitty chaos galore. (S2, E11) 
11:25Most Ridiculous On Vacation The weirdest viral clip show around returns and, this time, holidays get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from water parks to camping. (S2, E12) 
11:55Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys lose their wives, pitch stupid inventions, and receive hugs of forgiveness. There's sweet revenge involving an angry brother and a human piñata! (S4, E02) 
12:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
12:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Which one of the fake podiatrists will see defeat? The guys convince strangers to bury strange things in a park, and must stare their way through a store. (S4, E04) 
13:15Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give terrible safety presentations and attempt to persuade strangers that their online dating profiles are legit! Defeat means revealing all! (S4, E05) 
13:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. Q gets picked on as Jokers turn voters when deciding who has to embarrass themselves. But will it backfire? Friendships are tested this week! (S4, E06) 
14:05Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
14:35Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Prank Hollywood In this special 200th episode, the guys arrive in L. A. to try directing; the jokers get people to untangle their headphones before being pantsed by special guest stars Jay and Silent Bob. (S12, E23) 
15:55Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
16:20Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
16:50Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
17:15Bob's Burgers Synchronized Swimming The kids find a way to escape gym class by doing a bogus study of synchronized swimming, but things get complicated when Linda becomes their swimming instructor. (S2, E03) 
17:40Bob's Burgers Moody Foodie The restaurant receives a negative review from a vicious food critic, called the Moody Foodie, and it begins to affect Bob's cooking. Time for revenge? (S2, E07) 
18:05Two And A Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconut After Evelyn hurts Jake's confidence by belittling his hard-earned grade on a test, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. Will it be that easy? (S2, E14) 
18:35Two And A Half Men Smell the Umbrella Stand Alan is all worrisome so Charlie suggests a nice, relaxing trip to Las Vegas. However, Jake becomes ill beforehand - will they do the right, responsible thing? (S2, E15) 
19:00Two And A Half Men Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Alan is forced to leave Jake in Charlie's irresponsible hands and hope that his brother can remember to pick his son up from school. (S2, E16) 
19:30Two And A Half Men Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Charlie refuses to use Alan's skills as a chiropractor when he injures his back, so it's off to the hospital they go and into the care of a familiar beautiful doctor. (S2, E17) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Beefsquatch Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a Sasquatch mask. (S2, E09) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Ear-sy Rider Louise gets her bunny ears stolen by a high school bully, and Bob meets the One-Eyed Snakes, a motorcycle gang, when they visit to honor their fallen leader. (S3, E01) 
21:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
21:30Friends The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05) 
22:00Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
22:30Friends The One With All The Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11) 
23:00Friends The One Where They're Up All Night After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12) 
23:30Lee Evans: Big - Live At The O2 Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends! 
00:30Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
01:30Russell Howard & Mum:Globetrotters Russell and his mum have arrived in Vietnam. While in the capital of Hanoi, they're going to make beautiful music with a wizard before heading out of town and competing in a rural Olympics. (S3, E04) 
02:30Desiree Burch: Comedy Central Live Tonight's special features an incredible stand-up performance from New Yorker Desiree Burch. She discusses the levels of dating, from nice guys to those who just won't make the wedding photo cut. 
03:00Key & Peele Key & Peele play mystics battling over the right to dispense sage advice, one half of a gay couple isn't excited by the legalising of gay marriage, and President Obama tries a new strategy. (S1, E05) 
03:20Key & Peele Two co-workers' game of "You've got something on your shirt" turns epic, a wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash talk too far. (S1, E06) 
03:45Fresh Off The Boat Coming from America The Huang family visits Taiwan to attend the wedding of Louis' brother, Gene. Louis is stunned at both Gene's success and how beautiful his fiancée is. (S3, E01) 
04:05Fresh Off The Boat Breaking Chains Upon seeing Jessica stressing over keeping the house clean, Louis gets her a maid as a gift, but she takes it as a slap in the face. (S3, E02) 
04:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
04:50Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
05:15Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
05:35Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Wild Joe, Sal, Q and Murr combine their musical talents to create a hit charity single and reveal what happens when they all have a sleepover. (S1, E04)