This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, June 20 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Scrubs My Conventional Wisdom J.D. and Turk go to a surgeon's convention, where they bump into a face from the past. Kelso lives it up at a medical convention, so the Janitor poses as the Chief of Medicine. 
09:30Scrubs My Rabbit (1): J.D. questions whether he could ever trust Kim - can they raise their baby together? Elliot's control freak ways frustrate Carla as she tries to plan her bachelorette party. 
10:00Everybody Loves Raymond Italy, Part 1: When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea - except Raymond. 
10:30Everybody Loves Raymond Italy, Part 2. Marie and the family continue their holiday in Rome. 
11:00Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 1): Frasier is offered a lucrative job in San Francisco. The penultimate episode of this epochal show. Guest stars Robbie Coltrane and Richard E. Grant. 
11:30Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 2): With Niles and Daphne now proud parents, and Martin and Ronee happily married, Frasier makes a life-changing decision. The final episode of this great show. 
12:00Two And A Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea Jake thinks he's dreaming when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. That's our Charlie! Emmy Award winning comedy. 
12:30New Anger Management Charlie & Catholicism Brand new and exclusive. Charlie and his dad (guest star Martin Sheen) go head-to-head when Martin discovers that Sam hasn't been baptised - how far will he go to correct this? 
13:00The King Of Queens Buy Curious In this season finale, the Heffernan's try to play the real estate game. Carrie wants to purchase their deceased neighbour's house and "flip" it for a quick profit. 
13:30The King Of Queens Pole Lox Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, she reluctantly agrees but soon loves it. When she decides to show Doug, on a pole in their bedroom, he's in for quite the spectacle... 
14:00Mike & Molly Opening Day Exclusive to Comedy Central. Mike breaks tradition and invites Molly to join him and Carl at opening day for the Chicago Cubs. 
14:31New Anger Management Charlie & Catholicism Brand new and exclusive. Charlie and his dad (guest star Martin Sheen) go head-to-head when Martin discovers that Sam hasn't been baptised - how far will he go to correct this? 
15:00Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 1): Frasier is offered a lucrative job in San Francisco. The penultimate episode of this epochal show. Guest stars Robbie Coltrane and Richard E. Grant. 
15:30Frasier Goodnight Seattle (Part 2): With Niles and Daphne now proud parents, and Martin and Ronee happily married, Frasier makes a life-changing decision. The final episode of this great show. 
16:00The King Of Queens Vocal Discord Carrie and Doug decide they need marriage counselling after Carrie records one of their arguments. Arthur and Betty re-enact the fight at theatre night at the senior centre. 
16:30The King Of Queens Consummate Professional Carrie discovers that ten years ago Doug lied to her about having a job at IPS and that he was actually faking his employment so that she would sleep with him. 
17:00Everybody Loves Raymond Italy, Part 1: When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea - except Raymond. 
17:30Everybody Loves Raymond Italy, Part 2. Marie and the family continue their holiday in Rome. 
18:00Scrubs My Point Of No Return (2): In the season 6 finale, J.D. and Elliot both wonder if they really belong with their respective partners. Needing a little help, the Janitor activates the "Brain Trust". 
18:30Scrubs My Waste of Time Dr. Cox discovers it is not all plain sailing as top doctor at Sacred Heart, Elliot and J.D. seek out a former patient, and the Janitor encourages Ted to be more assertive. 
19:00M*A*S*H Tuttle Hawkeye invents a fake doctor, Captain Tuttle, so he can give supplies to the local orphans. However, Hawkeye has to elaborate on the lie as "Tuttle" gets more popular in the camp 
19:30M*A*S*H The Ringbanger Guest starring Leslie Nielsen. Hawkeye, Trapper and Radar keep a much-wounded Colonel in camp, in order to prevent him encountering any further mishaps. 
20:00The Daily Show Guest host John Oliver takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is comedian & author Jim Gaffigan, talking about his new book 'Dad Is Fat'. 
20:30Two And A Half Men A Bag Full of Jawea Jake thinks he's dreaming when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. That's our Charlie! Emmy Award winning comedy. 
21:00Kevin Bridges Live In Glasgow The deceptively youthful Kevin Bridges plays a hometown show in front of 10,000 fans. Topical, cutting, silly, sarcastic, ironic, dead pan - he hits all these marks (and more!) with ease. 
22:05South Park Tonsil Trouble A botched blood transfusion results in Cartman getting AIDS. How far will he go to find a cure? Kyle had better watch out... 
22:35South Park Eek, A Penis! Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so whilst she is away Cartman becomes the substitute teacher. It's not long before Cartman is teaching innercity kids the fun of cheating! 
23:00The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Guest host John Oliver takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest news. Tonight's guest is documentary filmmaker Dawn Porter, talking about her new film 'Gideon's Army'. 
23:3030 Rock Respawn With Avery still kidnapped, Jack turns to an unusual source for comfort. Jenna must adjust her liberal sexual attitudes to fit with her new spokesperson role for The Wool Council. 
00:00Kathy Brand new and exclusive. Actress and comedian Kathy Griffin hosts her very own chat show. 
01:0030 Rock Dance Like Nobody's Watching Jenna is loving her new role as judge on 'America's Kidz Got Singing' but Jack isn't so sure. Kenneth believes the Apocalypse is nigh. 
01:30Sex And The City Anchors Away Season five opener. Miranda is adjusting to motherhood, Samantha is still fuming over Richard's infidelity, and the only romance Carrie's having right now is with New York City. 
02:10Sex And The City Unoriginal Sin Carrie is delighted that her columns are to be made into a book, Miranda isn't thrilled with the idea of baby Brady being christened and Charlotte takes a self-help seminar. 
02:50Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker Bigger and Blacker features Rock on-stage extolling his razor-sharp wit and wisdom on such topics as gun control, homophobia, racism and relationships. Features Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh. 
04:05Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 
04:10Sir Leslie Quint "A Life In Film" For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 
04:15M*A*S*H Tuttle Hawkeye invents a fake doctor, Captain Tuttle, so he can give supplies to the local orphans. However, Hawkeye has to elaborate on the lie as "Tuttle" gets more popular in the camp 
04:45M*A*S*H The Ringbanger Guest starring Leslie Nielsen. Hawkeye, Trapper and Radar keep a much-wounded Colonel in camp, in order to prevent him encountering any further mishaps. 
05:10The King Of Queens Queens'bro Bridge When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. Unfortunately the two don't always see eye-to-eye... 
05:35The King Of Queens Dog Shelter After a visit at his parents' house, Doug finds out that his dog has died and been replaced three times! He also makes a shocking discovery about where he was really born... 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.